The video consists of a series of Halloween-themed jokes, some of which involve racial stereotypes. The jokes range from vampires to mummies and include offensive remarks about Asian people. The video also includes sexual innuendos and crude humor.

The video features a comedian making a series of offensive and racist jokes, including jokes about Asian people. The comedian receives criticism for his jokes, but continues to make them.

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Did you hear about the Asian girl with the last name China?

This is the Halloween, yeah man, Halloween episode.

What is a vampire's favorite part of sex?

I thought you were going to do the voice all the time.

Weirdly enough, really good Dracula though.

Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend?

Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Why is pussy so aggressive?

I Hope there's some peanut butter in that.

You got a bit of sweat on your upper lip.

The only thing more embarrassing than your parents dressing you up as a sumo wrestler is when you can't fit in the costume.

What kind of dog likes having a bath every day?

Why did the vampire leave his job at the blood bank and get a new job at the sperm bank?

of sucking necks, he wanted to suck some cocks.

What do Americans and Asians have in common?

That dog won't, that nose won't be there, I think that's wet.

I carved out a pumpkin to look like Sath's head.

But I wanted to make it really accurate, so I left it completely empty inside.

Yeah, but I didn't have any brown paint, so I used a piece of shit.

Alright I'm done with the Halloween jokes, back to regular racist jokes.

Did you hear about the Asian girl with the last name China.

The general pants, yeah I'm over with the Halloween stuff as well.

The general pants near my local Westfield is getting a big upgrade.

It's not a page of jail jokes but it's a...

A general's a higher rank than a sergeant.


Speaker 0: Did you hear about the Asian girl with the last name China?

Speaker 1: No, what happened?

Speaker 2: It was her made-in name.

Speaker 3: Who's a

Speaker 0: good boy? He's a good boy, he's a good boy. What the fuck? This is the Halloween episode. What?

This is the Halloween, yeah man, Halloween episode. Excuse me, we're all dressed up. Happy Halloween. Happy Halloween everyone. I think we're all just dressed up.

Speaker 1: You 2 are dressed like racists.

Speaker 0: I'm on the way to work, dude.

Speaker 3: What do

Speaker 0: you work? Jerk cartel.

Speaker 1: Jerking off horses?

Speaker 2: Give it up for our scooty poodle.

Speaker 0: Alright. What are you dressed

Speaker 3: up as? What are

Speaker 0: you dressed up as? Huh? What are you dressed up as?

Speaker 1: Oh, I've missed the memo. I don't know

Speaker 0: How should we

Speaker 1: do this guy just missed our great riff

Speaker 3: yeah, you

Speaker 1: guys happy you guys happy

Speaker 0: I caught you bulk hugging. Alright, let's do this. Scissors, paper,

Speaker 1: rock. Okay. Scissors, paper, rock?

Speaker 3: Yeah. Scissors, paper, rock.

Speaker 0: Yes. What the? Yes! Cookie, it was

Speaker 3: a cookie.

Speaker 0: No, that was scissors.

Speaker 1: Oh, alright.

Speaker 0: Alright. So, Halloween-themed jokes? Yeah. Alright, let's go. Why do witches wear no panties?

Why? For better grip on the broom. I don't know why I'm covering my mouth.

Speaker 1: What's a vampire's favourite fruit?

Speaker 0: What is it?

Speaker 1: A nectarine!

Speaker 0: What is a vampire's favorite part of sex? What? E-draculating.

Speaker 3: That's good.

Speaker 0: I thought you were going to do the voice all the time.

Speaker 2: E-draculating. No,

Speaker 0: that's scaring me. All right. She just hit him like. A Dracula king. Weirdly enough, really good Dracula though.

Yeah, pretty good, right?

Speaker 1: I'm impressed. How do 2 mummies. How do 2 mummies settle an argument?

Speaker 0: How, Alan?

Speaker 1: They have a rap battle.

Speaker 0: Why? Oh no,

Speaker 1: oh no. The Asian voice.

Speaker 0: They have a- A rap battle. It's gonna get so much worse. Oh, you meant alcohol again. Stop! Stop!

Stop! Stop telling me to do the voice. Now, now, please. I want the voice. It's going cliche.

Can you do that again, sir? Can you do it again? No, no. Let him cook.

Speaker 3: Alright.

Speaker 1: Why did the vampire break up with his girlfriend? Why? Because her pussy

Speaker 0: tasted like garlic. LAUGHTER BELL

Speaker 3: Why is

Speaker 0: the pussy so aggressive?

Speaker 3: LAUGHTER Oh, fuck. Pussy tastes like garlic. Hahahahaha Hahahahaha Why is pussy so aggressive? Hahahahaha Hahahahaha

Speaker 0: Oh fuck. Is it the first shot? What do you call an Asian Chihuahua? Konichiwa.

Speaker 1: Konichi ha ha.

Speaker 0: You laugh.

Speaker 1: Oh god. Did I? Is that a laugh? I Hope there's some peanut butter in that. Yeah.

Speaker 0: I'm sweating. You got a bit of sweat on your upper lip.

Speaker 1: There's a good boy. Lick it off, lick it off.

Speaker 0: Smells like soy sauce.

Speaker 1: Should I have worn a different costume? Maybe a lamp shade and a ninja costume? With some spring rolls tied to my hair? Some sushi? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 0: All right, go on, go.

Speaker 1: Sushi, what am I, your mom's fucking? Yeah. Nah, sorry, nah, sorry about that. It's fine, you're fucking...

Speaker 0: Oh my god! That's a killer? Hey, who are you trying to dissing? I can't see your eyes.

Speaker 1: Growing up as a fat kid was hard. The only thing more embarrassing than your parents dressing you up as a sumo wrestler is when you can't fit in the costume.

Speaker 0: Oh, this is bad. What kind of dog likes having a bath every day?

Speaker 1: Sexy dog.

Speaker 0: A shampoo-dle.

Speaker 1: All I heard was poo. Alright. Did

Speaker 3: I? Yeah.

Speaker 0: Wait, look at the big man's head. He keeps going with the mask.

Speaker 1: What? Ready? Why did the vampire leave his job at the blood bank and get a new job at the sperm bank?

Speaker 0: Because he was tired

Speaker 1: of sucking necks, he wanted to suck some cocks.

Speaker 0: That was

Speaker 1: so bad.

Speaker 0: That was terrible. I would ride up the shore. What was that voice as well? I'm gonna go for Marnie. Yeah, Marnie.

Do you run out? Yeah. Do you like animals? What do Americans and Asians have in common?

Speaker 1: What? They both love hot dogs.

Speaker 0: LAUGHING

Speaker 1: You're a pretty hot dog yourself.

Speaker 0: Do you want to eat me?

Speaker 1: Yeah, I want to nibble you up. Eat my ass?

Speaker 0: Oh my god.

Speaker 1: Put you in a Yulon festival. Yulon dog festival. Yeah. I fucking-

Speaker 0: Keep talking dirty to me. Oh my God. Fuck you, man. Fuck you, man. Oh, geez.

All right, all right. Okay, okay.

Speaker 1: That dog won't, that nose won't be there, I think that's wet. Pfft. Oh my God.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Apparently that's

Speaker 3: wet. LAUGHTER

Speaker 1: I carved out a pumpkin to look like Sath's head. But I wanted to make it really accurate, so I left it completely empty inside.

Speaker 0: Did you paint it brown?

Speaker 1: Yeah, but I didn't have any brown paint, so I used a piece of shit.

Speaker 0: Alright I'm done with the Halloween jokes, back to regular racist jokes. Back to regular yeah man racist jokes. Did you hear about the Asian girl with the last name China.

Speaker 1: Nah, what happened?

Speaker 2: It was her made in name.

Speaker 1: The general pants, yeah I'm over with the Halloween stuff as well. Sorry, I couldn't think of that many. The general pants near my local Westfield is getting a big upgrade. It's becoming a sergeant pants.

Speaker 0: That's good. I like that.

Speaker 1: It's not a page of jail jokes but it's a...

Speaker 0: A general's a higher rank than a sergeant. Yeah, that's what it's doing.

Speaker 3: What do

Speaker 1: you know about our government you fucking...

Speaker 0: You fucking criminal. What do you call it when a criminal stops an Asian from shitting?

Speaker 1: What?

Speaker 0: Can't stop Asian.

Speaker 1: Is that your ghost writer?

Speaker 0: That's really good.

Speaker 1: I'm throwing a big Halloween party at the Sydney fish market or as other people call it Abby's vagina. We're saving a lot of money on the cobwebs. Different Abbey, different Abbey.

Speaker 0: No, that 1. An old Asian man ordered 42 coffees, and the waiter said, sir, are you sure? And he said, yeah, that's what I want. So the waiter-

Speaker 1: Is that how he said

Speaker 0: it? Yeah, yeah. And then the waiter started pouring 7 coffees and the Asian man shouted, stop, stop. I said, 42 coffee. What?

No, stop. All right. Stupid, stupid.

Speaker 1: That's just, when they go low, we go high. The race stuff, so. So this is me going high. The homeless guy on my street is going as Britney Spears for Halloween. Or at least I think he's going for Britney Spears.

I just saw him outside a Centrelink dancing with knives.

Speaker 3: Oh my god. Leave Brittney alone!

Speaker 0: Free Brittney, bitch!

Speaker 3: Yeah.

Speaker 0: I don't get it. Exactly, don't worry. It's toxic. Ha ha ha ha ha! What?

I don't get it. Anyway.

Speaker 1: Yeah, don't worry. It's fucking shit.

Speaker 0: What do Asian cannibals eat?

Speaker 1: I don't know fucking... Nah, I don't know what.

Speaker 0: Raw men. Like ramen? Can you take off your... Whatever that is? Why?

I wanna see your eyes.

Speaker 1: So you can make fun of me for them? Yeah. I wanna see

Speaker 0: your eyes so I can

Speaker 1: pull them back as well.

Speaker 0: It'll make these jokes a lot better.

Speaker 1: Why did the vampire order the extra spicy curry? Why? He wanted something with a bit of bite.

Speaker 0: Why can't Asian men never masturbate to Asian porn? Why? Because everyone looks like their sister.

Speaker 3: Oh

Speaker 0: my god. I thought we were

Speaker 1: just having some wholesome Halloween jokes, but

Speaker 0: I like this 1

Speaker 3: again I have a vagina of fish marmalade. LAUGHTER Oh my god. Oh. I like

Speaker 0: this 1, okay. An Asian guy is driving his girlfriend to the beach, right? Yeah. And she whispers in his says, let me give you some head while you drive. So she goes to unzip his pants and she goes, is it really true what they say about Asian men?

And he goes, unfortunately, yes. And then he crashes and they both die. LAUGHTER Oh, my God. LAUGHTER Did you write that?

Speaker 3: LAUGHTER Did you write

Speaker 0: that? LAUGHTER Yeah, that's right. LAUGHTER and they both die.

Speaker 3: I'm technically Asian. Like, I tried that at the laugh in 0 Laughs.

Speaker 0: Like in silence. I'm technically Asian.

Speaker 1: What happens when a gay person gets tired during the Mardi Gras parade? They have to drink a Gatorade at the gay parade.

Speaker 0: You know what? I like it. It was PC. Who the hell did you think wrote that?

Speaker 1: I did write that.

Speaker 0: It's a rhyming joke. Why do you know Asian kids don't believe in Santa? Why? Because they make all the toys. You fucking piece of shit.

Speaker 1: You feel good about yourself? Make the white people laugh? Yeah, let's make all the white people laugh with our racial humor. You're a fucking betrayer bro.

Speaker 0: I'm so sorry.

Speaker 1: You fucking betrayed us.

Speaker 0: I'm sorry. Can we rap battle?

Speaker 1: Wait, wait. Saf is so creepy. His version of unwinding is uploading revenge porn. All right, cut that. Don't ever, don't ever, don't ever.

Speaker 0: I don't get that. Don't ever use that. Keep that in, keep that shit in.

Speaker 1: The audience was asking for a specific type of humour and I appealed to them.

Speaker 0: I might

Speaker 1: want to retract that

Speaker 0: in a later. All right. Why can't Elvis parallel park? Why? Cause he's dead.

That's funny. That wasn't racist at all. Yeah, cut that out. Why is my girlfriend like a maths exam? Why?

Because I'm cheating on her with an Asian.

Speaker 1: Well, as punishment, I have to eat you now. Because you're dressed like a dog. Yeah. Wait,

Speaker 0: wait, wait. Eat me.

Speaker 3: Eat me alive.

Speaker 0: I Mean email I eat

Speaker 3: it all

Speaker 1: right, but if I stand on this will it break?

Speaker 3: Yes, you win the event

Speaker 0: Alright Yes You win the event You win the event You win the event Alright, how do I... Wait what? I'm sorry Okay

Speaker 3: I can't tell The difference between my girlfriend and Matthew. Whoa, hey. Hey, hey.

Speaker 0: Hey, hey. Don't fall. Don't fall. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Oh,

Speaker 3: you're sorry?

Speaker 0: Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3: I just got a little bit of a

Speaker 0: heavy heart. I didn't know.

Speaker 3: I didn't know. I knew. I knew. I knew. I knew.

I knew. I knew. I knew. I knew. I knew.

I knew. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it. I'm not gonna do it.

Speaker 0: Don't do it.

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