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Andrew Schulz Co-Host CONFRONTING Logan Paul On Jake Paul, PEDs & Dillon Danis

8 minutes 10 seconds

🇬🇧 English

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Speaker 1

00:00

I can say to Jake and to the internet, I can say I do believe I'm the better boxer. That's...

S2

Speaker 2

00:05

Yo, come on now. Al, Al, you're doing that thing where when he says something serious, you laugh. Yeah, because...

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Speaker 2

00:11

Why do you always do that thing?

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Speaker 3

00:13

I want him to be serious with us 1

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Speaker 2

00:14

time. I'm like, come on. Be serious, bro. Be serious.

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Speaker 2

00:17

Come on, let me squeeze your arms again. Be serious, bro. Come on. He can't get nothing.

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Speaker 2

00:23

You got pride. You got wrestling.

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Speaker 3

00:24

You got everything. You got

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Speaker 2

00:26

the podcast.

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Speaker 3

00:27

Can he get 1 thing? Like, give him the boxing. He's great.

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Speaker 3

00:30

He's great. He's way better. Whoa.

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Speaker 2

00:32

Whoa. Milton. Milton, hold your breath. That's the only thing.

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Speaker 2

00:37

Puerto Rican, Puerto Rican, we good. What does that mean? What does that mean? Come on,

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Speaker 3

00:40

we family, Puerto Rican. We in here. Come on.

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Speaker 2

00:44

I feel like you don't fuck with me. I love you.

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Speaker 3

00:46

No, I really do. I fuck with you. I really do.

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Speaker 3

00:48

I just like trolling you a little bit.

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Speaker 2

00:49

It's fun. But way better? Yo, way better?

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Speaker 3

00:53

Way. Okay, maybe not way, but clearly. That makes

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Speaker 2

00:56

it worse. That makes it worse, bro. You know what?

S1

Speaker 1

01:01

You know what? I appreciate the honesty I really do cuz 3 rounds against Floyd

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Speaker 3

01:16

been trying to size him up and I'm like yo, he's kind of he might watch you now. He know the triceps crazy

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Speaker 2

01:20

Give me

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Speaker 3

01:22

Give me a couple bucks, but now I'm just saying

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Speaker 2

01:25

back to boxing if you can make all this money Every time you do some crazy shit in the WWE The people go literally I see the tweets I go fuck I wanted to hate this kid But he's fucking good at this shit. You get the validation you get the fame you get everything Why come back to boxing

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Speaker 3

01:41

cuz he doesn't want Jake to have any

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Speaker 2

01:51

not about Jake it's not about Jake Noah fucking I'm so proud of Jake I'm so happy What are you doing Tim bro, and you never had the Fourth Street and Avenue C Casa Della taking jobs from the black and brown right here. Come on, stop. Don't do that.

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Speaker 2

02:12

Don't do that. Damn, Schultz. Damn. Shout out to all of our Puerto Ricans.

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Speaker 2

02:17

Yes, go. Shut up, Andrew. Come on, dude. Can you just...

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Speaker 3

02:20

There's nothing... Brogan has admitted to it. Like, have you ever taken testosterone in your life?

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Speaker 3

02:27

Mm-mm. Peptides, a little peptide thing.

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Speaker 2

02:29

Guys...

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Speaker 3

02:30

I'm trying

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Speaker 2

02:30

to be nice.

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Speaker 3

02:31

Creates it, man. Creates it.

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Speaker 2

02:32

That's right. Bro, this is bullshit. This is chicken and rice, bro.

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Speaker 2

02:37

This is a Puerto Rican diet. I've never seen a Puerto Rican with abs in my life. Prime. Prime.

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Speaker 2

02:41

Honestly, it's because I drink Prime. Liver King, let's go. I know, but yeah, it's really Liver King shit, right? Like, come on, stop.

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Speaker 3

02:49

I asked him personally, like, what that shit was. He gave his... When?

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Speaker 2

02:54

When? He was on the pot. Within the last day? No, no, no, no.

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Speaker 2

02:57

They beefed afterwards. They beefed at Manchester. Gideon was at Manchester.

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Speaker 3

03:01

Yeah, but they beef prior to that and then they beefed again after

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Speaker 2

03:04

Oh, you guys are being was no beef dog.

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Speaker 3

03:06

I mean

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Speaker 2

03:10

Gideon went ape shit on my brother. I texted him cuz I was friends with him I said, I think you went a little too far if you ever want to handle something with Jake just call me dude There's no reason to like go at his exes like he like he went from 0 to a hundred On my brother, but break down the

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Speaker 3

03:28

whole shit because like you did you were you were sitting on the couch you were home I don't know, but you did call him a bitch or some shit like that Wait, wait when you called him a bitch you were sitting next to Jake and some other people Oh,

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Speaker 2

03:39

no, it was about there talk about what I was sitting next to each other at the fight Yeah, I call I did not call him a bitch. He called him something. No, I didn't call him anything.

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Speaker 2

03:47

He broke it

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03:48

down in the fight, and he was like, hey, you came at him, and that's why he responded. No, Jake said that.

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Speaker 2

03:52

Hold on, can I pee? I wanna pee, but I wanna listen to this. It was Logan.

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Speaker 2

03:57

Hold on, hold on, hold on. No, I didn't know if there

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Speaker 3

03:58

was shit.

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Speaker 2

03:59

You guys Keep going if you need to.

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Speaker 3

04:00

So why does he feel that, why are you calling him two-faced? Explain the

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Speaker 2

04:04

whole situation. It's, first off, I hate giving this narrative any fucking fuel, because I don't give a fuck. I just don't.

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Speaker 2

04:16

We're at a UFC event. He was sitting next to us, and there was a camera, a live-streaming camera in our face. I didn't feel like being live-streamed. God strike me down.

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Speaker 2

04:30

So I politely asked him, very politely, and this is all on video, I never called him a bitch, he's my friend, we work together with Prime. Let me tell you. Why, why, why, why?

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Speaker 3

04:37

I feel like you crossed the line.

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Speaker 2

04:39

With the cake?

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Speaker 3

04:40

No, the things you said

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Speaker 2

04:42

about his mom. The cake? So I'm just saying, I'm just saying, He said some wild

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Speaker 3

04:47

shit about your shorty, but you said some wild shit about his mom.

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Speaker 2

04:51

What is this bathtub thing?

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Speaker 3

04:53

I'm just saying. Yo, you're wild. You don't think that.

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Speaker 2

04:56

You're wild.

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Speaker 3

04:57

You don't think that's crossing the line?

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Speaker 2

04:59

Brother, Why do you think I said anything about his mother?

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Speaker 3

05:03

Okay, but if you feel he crossed the line and now you're just meeting him at the line, so

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Speaker 2

05:07

you're equally as wrong. You want me to be- 2

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Speaker 3

05:09

wrongs don't make a right.

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Speaker 2

05:10

You want me to be a good guy.

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Speaker 3

05:12

No, I'm just saying.

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Speaker 2

05:12

Wait, hold on, what is the mom shit? I called her a parachute. Ah!

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Speaker 2

05:21

I'm just saying what does that even mean if you cross a line? Not every no, what's a parachute? Doesn't matter what it means. Provocative.

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Speaker 2

05:30

It is provocative. Can you explain what that means? I... I call her parakeet.

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Speaker 2

05:36

A parakeet? Yeah, it's some word like that. I blacked out. I blacked out.

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Speaker 2

05:41

But what I was saying was like, bro, I have to be honest, that's wild for you to say that. What? That's wild for you to say that. What?

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Speaker 2

05:46

That's wild for

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Speaker 3

05:47

you to say that. Do you understand you're in New York? You say mother anything, that's a fight.

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Speaker 2

05:51

What about my fucking fiance? Real talk, mom's kind of... That's like mom and then everybody.

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Speaker 2

05:58

Until it's wife, mom is there. And then once his wife, that's crazy. But what if she really is a parachute? What's a parachute?

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Speaker 2

06:08

Can someone tell me what a parachute is? I'll tell you later, bro. A parachute is that skydiving. Right?

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Speaker 2

06:15

I've got it. You ain't been in the tub with Nikki, bro. Hold on. Hold on.

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Speaker 2

06:18

Hold on. I don't want to go there.

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Speaker 3

06:20

You see, you're

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Speaker 2

06:20

doing it. You still doing it. No, bro, I don't want to.

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Speaker 2

06:23

You still doing it. It shows. Don't show me.

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Speaker 3

06:26

I was peeing.

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Speaker 2

06:26

I come back. Y'all talking about parachute. I haven't said 1 thing.

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Speaker 2

06:29

I'm just saying I didn't even know what a paratrooper was until I came back. Fuck. I'm just saying, y'all crazy. No, you gotta chill out.

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Speaker 2

06:41

You gotta drink tequila. He crossed the line. You crossed the line.

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Speaker 3

06:44

But, okay, so- At this point, anything goes in my book. He can say whatever now. If you said that about my mom, It's anything goes at this point.

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Speaker 2

06:53

Okay, okay, so it's good that you apologize canceled

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Speaker 3

06:58

What is this a milk interview

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Speaker 2

07:09

Fucking canceled, then I fucking sent it right back. That's what I'm talking about. Make a better...

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Speaker 2

07:14

Do a better ad! No, yo, let me say it.

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Speaker 3

07:17

You looked really disappointed when Jake beat Nate

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Speaker 2

07:19

so you did you did Tell you something take your shirt off. Let me tell you Your shirt off take your shirt off

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Speaker 3

07:30

We won't be able to hear

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Speaker 2

07:31

let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

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Speaker 2

07:32

Yeah Let me fucking say something. There we go. You got the money always taking me out of context. There we go Guess what?

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Speaker 2

07:40

I did that night

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Speaker 1

07:41

that I went to Jake's fight. I

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Speaker 2

07:44

wrestled in front of 50, 000 fucking people I was exhausted. I was in pain. I drove, nope, I drove a plane 3 hours across the country to make it to my brother's fight.

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Speaker 2

07:56

I show up by the time I'm there. I've had a day. I'm exhausted.

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Speaker 3

08:00

He's a Greek goddess.

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Speaker 2

08:08

Jake was going to win. He's a Greek goddess, bro. I'm cooking!

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Speaker 2

08:09

I'm cooking! I'm cooking! It was 10 rounds! It was 10 rounds!

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Speaker 2

08:09

We knew Jake was gonna win!