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Season 2 Promo: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

1 minutes 35 seconds

🇬🇧 English

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Speaker 1

00:03

His first season was called the year's best show. 1 of the year's best shows. And the 16th best show of the year. Out of an overall list of 31.

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Speaker 1

00:15

And now, he's back.

S2

Speaker 2

00:18

This seems unnecessarily large.

S1

Speaker 1

00:21

And in season 2, he's changing everything up.

S2

Speaker 2

00:24

Why would I do that?

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Speaker 1

00:25

All bets are off.

S2

Speaker 2

00:27

All bets are most decidedly still on.

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Speaker 1

00:30

Maybe he'll add a pony.

S2

Speaker 2

00:31

Oh, I cannot look after a pony.

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Speaker 1

00:34

He'll solve crimes.

S2

Speaker 2

00:35

How? With a pony. With a crime-solving pony.

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Speaker 1

00:39

He'll be a single dad struggling to raise an adorable child.

S2

Speaker 2

00:43

Whose actual baby is this?

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Speaker 1

00:45

And 2 sets of multicultural twins. We love you, Daddy.

S2

Speaker 2

00:50

Oh, OK. Yeah, respect my body space. Yay!

S2

Speaker 2

00:54

Look, we were just really assuming the show was going to be basically the same.

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Speaker 1

00:59

Last week tonight, season 2, more of basically the same. Sure. Yeah.

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Speaker 1

01:04

In spite of everything.

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Speaker 2

01:05

What does that mean?

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Speaker 1

01:07

Well, you know, keeping the glasses.

S2

Speaker 2

01:10

Well, I need the glasses. I can't see without them.

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Speaker 1

01:14

Same haircut.

S2

Speaker 2

01:15

I don't really have much of an option. It's kind of Lego man or nothing.

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Speaker 1

01:21

No improvements.

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Speaker 2

01:23

Yeah, give us 1 more year.