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The Joe Rogan Experience.

Speaker 2

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I think there's a lot of functional people that are on Adderall.

Speaker 3

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I think Trump dog was flying. He was on some something. Trump was flying on something.

Speaker 2

00:09

I think a lot of people are doing that. Dave Portnoy is pretty open about it. Adderall?

Speaker 2

00:13

He told me he did it before the podcast. Yeah. He seemed totally normal. Yeah.

Speaker 2

00:16

But he's like, if I don't have it, I just feel like I don't have my edge.

Speaker 1

00:20

Really? Yeah. Doesn't it like, I heard it shrinks your, like while you're high on it, it shrinks

Speaker 4

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your

Speaker 1

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burn big time. Your penis is

Speaker 3

00:25

gone, dude.

Speaker 1

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Yeah, it turns like gray.

Speaker 3

00:27

Really? Yeah. It's gone.

Speaker 2

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Like a cocaine thing.

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00:30

Almost worse, because Adderall's all day. Your dick is, dude, your dick is this. I take Adderall sometimes just to get fucked up.

Speaker 4

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It's fun to drink on, dude.

Speaker 3

00:39

You take Adderall, you can drink all day.

Speaker 1

00:41

You can drink all day anyway.

Speaker 3

00:42

No, but I'll go, like, I'll go, I'll take Adderall and drink until my body shuts down.

Speaker 1

00:48

But because

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00:48

of the Adderall, you're still there. Like, we went to the

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00:51

World Series. So you can't walk in your wake. I went to the

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00:53

Phillies Astros World Series. I was blacked out, but I was fully like, what's going on? Then we tried to leave the stadium, and I was like

Speaker 4

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I was like, yo,

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01:02

I can't walk. Notre Dame, Ohio State, I left, I couldn't walk.

Speaker 1

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Yeah, it's like in Call of

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Duty when your character dies, but you

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get the camera to float around

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the whole thing.

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01:12

If you take Adderall, you can day drink, because I don't Yeah. I can't

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drink on Adderall.

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01:16

How often do you take it?

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That was the 2 times I've taken it. Damn, it seems exciting. Ohio State, Notre Dame, World Series.

Speaker 3

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It's a big day. If I'm taking Adderall, it's a big

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day. Dude, what's a dose?

Speaker 3

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Whoever I'm with, there's always somebody around that is prescribed. Yeah, it's 10 to 20.

Speaker 1

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I would say it's like 10 to 20. It's crazy. Yeah 10 to 20 milligrams probably

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10 to 20 Sometimes you get you run into people. They're like 30 40 milligrams

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crunch a time release googled the number I

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think porn I said he took some takes a 30

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I

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was like I didn't Bring it up. I was like that's a

Speaker 1

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lot some people munch the time release to you They have little balls you can crack down on them and get it all at once.

Speaker 3

01:50

I've tried to snort those Doc Plastic balls

Speaker 1

02:01

I tried I tried drinking on it twice the 1 time I was I was in college I tried to I was on the Adderall. I didn't realize even like what it was I was drinking on it I got all zoomed out and I was like at the Kind of a not like a super high level of a concert and I was like I'm gonna jump down to the next level And I tried to jump down and I got kicked out immediately

Speaker 3

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Yeah, I

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was like if I could time it perfectly where all the guards backs are turned I'll jump down to the pit climb up and jump into like the other area you

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try to get up to the stage

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It just snagged me.

Speaker 3

02:29

Yeah, Of course

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snagged me your

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meth that's

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not jump into the crowd I'll blend and the crowd just parted as I jumped into the guy just beat the fuck.

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I was at a South Carolina

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Off knock my 1 shoe off I got back in with 1 I kick mother's shoe off So I didn't look suspicious so I walked in in my socks And they thought my friend was me and they started kicking him out, and I was like I just not happen I was like fuck it My friend that he kicked out and then I got kicked out again, and then I stuck back in a third time Yeah, no lie in my

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02:59

top cruise

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is Mission impossible. I

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was on Adderall. That's why I cannot drink on Adderall. I snuck in I would dude I snuck in with the Aramark workers I just walked in with them only in my socks and I climbed up through under the bleachers and I just emerged into like some seating Intergalactic planetarians I was like,

Speaker 4

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dude, I fucking, it was the Beastie Boys. I was like, oh

Speaker 1

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dude, I love this song. From under

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the bleach.

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It was like intergalactic planetary and it came up.

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And then it cracked down.

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Oh my God, it's amazing.

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03:23

I was- Can't

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have it, dude. I can't have that shit.

Speaker 4

03:28

Sneaking? You're going to

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appreciate this, sneaking at a stadium. I was gone. It was an all-day tailgate.

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03:33

I was at South Carolina versus Tennessee. SEC football, it's a night game in South Carolina. And I'm standing there, and there's just a tiny fence between me and the handicap section. And I literally, I just stepped over it.

Speaker 3

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No 1 batted an eye, dude. I was standing there just I was all in the field, dude. I left my friends. They were in

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the student

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section. I was just

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03:58

shit-faced walking around. I was like Stepped in and do people like looking at me like, checks out, fully checks out.

Speaker 4

04:08

Yeah, I'm used to that.

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I mean, that's my face when I'm blacked out. I was just People are like,

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this guy,

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He's by

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himself. Someone just brought you a blanket? Thanks, man.

Speaker 3

04:21

Oh my God. It happened at You go like this. I was

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at a Bill's. I'm just picturing you standing there. Dude, swaying.

Speaker 4

04:30

I'm just picturing you, shit-faced,

Speaker 2

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and some guy doing a handicap check.

Speaker 4

04:34

Yeah, it's just...

Speaker 3

04:36

I was at the Bills game, Bills Steelers this year, and Gabe Davis, he's a wide receiver, he likes comedy and he likes podcasts and all this stuff. So he invited me to the game, I'm at the game, I took Adderall there. There you go, There's another Adderall.

Speaker 3

04:51

End of the game, he's like come down here towards the field. He took his jersey off, autographed it and handed it to me up in the stands. Dude, it's just me and children. Me and little kids are the only dudes like down there trying to get high-fives from the players this guy hands me his jersey and people are like oh, that's a It's a guy like NFL films was filming it like it was it was like a sweet moment for them to be giving me a jersey and I was like,

Speaker 1

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yeah. Just pushing kids out of

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the way? They thought I was a special needs man.

Speaker 4

05:23

Oh no!

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05:23

It was just me and children. It was me and children in the bleachers like, high 5, can I get your gloves? Good game.

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05:30

And then a guy gave me his jersey and they're like, nice, congratulations.

Speaker 1

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Yeah, like that's what it's all about.