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laughter music music music music music music How have you been?

Do you want to Oh my god, it's so good to see you.

Yeah, it's actually really good to see you again.

I had a friend come back from active duty recently, right?

He was in the war, and he came back early because his vehicle hit 1 of those hidden explosives.

I don't know what they're called but it's nuts.

He's in the hospital, his feet have been blown apart, right, and I went to visit him and he's like got a blanket over his feet and he's trying to show me, trying to show me how bad it is.

And I was like begging him, please, please don't, like Don't you know I'm lactose intolerant?

That dad joke took so long it became a grandad.

What is the name given to a ginger person...

I don't know if you know, I'm not a natural ginger, right?

I'm going to tell you this 1 I hope this is okay okay so I laughed a little I really like this joke How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

They can explore more things that, you know, actors just aren't into.

Do you know why they call them a sommelier?

What do gingers miss most at a great party?

Wait, that makes it sound like that's the only time you potty.

It has been a while actually now that I think of it.

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only 1, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

I have a really bad joke to go with the rest.

There's this guy, right, he wanted to speak to this chicken.

He starts poking the chicken, he says, Hey, chicken, hey, chicken.

He starts pulling at his feather, it's really annoying him.

He goes, hey chicken, chicken, why don't you talk to me?


Speaker 0: What does a ginger do...

Speaker 1: Laughter

Speaker 0: What does a ginger do when he

Speaker 2: wants to high 5 a friend? What? He claps. Laughter

Speaker 1: laughter music music music music music music How have you been?

Speaker 3: Oh good. Yeah?

Speaker 2: It's lovely to see you.

Speaker 3: It's so good to see you.

Speaker 2: It's so nice

Speaker 3: to have you.

Speaker 1: Should we

Speaker 2: have a hug?

Speaker 1: Should we hug?

Speaker 3: Yeah, we should. Yeah, we should hug.

Speaker 2: Alright, just let me... It's lovely

Speaker 1: to see you.

Speaker 3: It's really good to

Speaker 1: see you.

Speaker 2: So lovely to see you.

Speaker 3: I missed you.

Speaker 2: You miss me?

Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm... I'm... Yeah.

Speaker 2: Oh, don't you... Don't you lift a finger? Don't you lift a finger?

Speaker 3: Okay. That's really little. Okay.

Speaker 2: What's the first date?

Speaker 3: It's a date? I have a boyfriend? Oh! Wah wah wah wah. Don't tell him.

Do you want to Oh my god, it's so good to see you.

Speaker 2: Do you want to begin?

Speaker 3: No, you go.

Speaker 2: Okay. Yeah, it's actually really good to see you again. I love your hair.

Speaker 3: Thank you.

Speaker 2: 2 gingers...

Speaker 1: LAUGHTER ..are

Speaker 2: in a car. Mm-hm. Who's driving?

Speaker 3: 1 of them.

Speaker 2: The constable? I don't get it. The cop.

Speaker 1: Because they

Speaker 2: were arrested.

Speaker 1: Oh, for

Speaker 2: being gross? Yeah.

Speaker 3: It was a bit of a laugh. I'm so sorry. Oh my god. Good job. That was really good.

Speaker 2: That's alright.

Speaker 3: That's really cool.

Speaker 2: Don't you worry about that.

Speaker 3: Oh thank you. You're a real sweet person. I'd love to tell you a little story. I had a friend come back from active duty recently, right? He was in the war, and he came back early because his vehicle hit 1 of those hidden explosives.

I don't know what they're called but it's nuts. He's in the hospital, his feet have been blown apart, right, and I went to visit him and he's like got a blanket over his feet and he's trying to show me, trying to show me how bad it is. And I was like begging him, please, please don't, like Don't you know I'm lactose intolerant?

Speaker 2: Wow. That dad joke took so long it became a grandad. What is the name given to a ginger person... LAUGHTER ..in a porn film?

Speaker 3: Pretty cool.

Speaker 2: The cameraman. Ha ha!

Speaker 1: LAUGHTER That's... Ha ha ha! LAUGHTER

Speaker 3: That's actually

Speaker 1: really cool. LAUGHTER Pretty cool. The cameraman. That's actually

Speaker 3: really cool. I don't know if you know, I'm not a natural ginger, right? Like you can tell, right? Okay, okay. I'm going to tell you this 1 I hope this is okay okay so I laughed a little I really like this joke How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Speaker 2: How many?

Speaker 0: 10

Speaker 3: tickles.

Speaker 2: Ah, 10 tickles. That's the type of porn I watch.

Speaker 3: I get that. They can-

Speaker 2: Tentacle porn.

Speaker 3: They can explore more things that, you know, actors just aren't into.

Speaker 2: How do you cure a ginger? LAUGHTER Chemotherapy. Oh, for fuck's sake!

Speaker 3: LAUGHTER That's very funny. Oh, my God! That is very funny. Thanks. I like that.

You should tell that on stage.

Speaker 2: I don't do jokes on stage.

Speaker 3: Oh no, I know.

Speaker 2: That's a laugh.

Speaker 3: My laugh? Yeah. Shit. Cheers. Cheers.

You know those wine people? Do you know why they call them a sommelier?

Speaker 2: No, I don't.

Speaker 3: Because they sommelier of the wine.

Speaker 2: I didn't know that.

Speaker 3: Yeah, no, that's alright. I know French.

Speaker 2: What do... What do gingers miss most at a great party?

Speaker 1: What?

Speaker 2: The invitation. That's... That's true. Sorry to hear that. No,

Speaker 1: it's okay. I was a brunette in my

Speaker 3: teen years. Wait, that makes it sound like that's the only time you potty. It has been a while actually now that I think of it. Yeah, you're talking

Speaker 2: kind of like a blonde but...

Speaker 3: Oh no! Fair. What do

Speaker 1: you call a...

Speaker 3: Drink up buddy! What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

Speaker 1: What?

Speaker 3: My wife.

Speaker 1: Your wife?

Speaker 3: Yeah, girls can have wives. I know, Don't be too sad.

Speaker 0: What does a ginger do... What does a ginger do when

Speaker 2: he wants to high-five a friend?

Speaker 3: What?

Speaker 2: He claps.

Speaker 1: That's pretty good. What? He claps.

Speaker 3: LAUGHTER That's pretty good. How many social workers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Speaker 2: How many?

Speaker 3: Only 1, but the lightbulb has to really want to change.

Speaker 2: How do you make God cry? Be ginger.

Speaker 3: Fuck you.

Speaker 1: That's a lot.

Speaker 3: Drink up.

Speaker 2: Thank you.

Speaker 3: I have a really bad joke to go with the rest. There's this guy, right, he wanted to speak to this chicken. He really wants to talk to this chicken. He starts poking the chicken, he says, Hey, chicken, hey, chicken. The chicken's ignoring him.

He goes, Hey, chicken, hey, chicken. He starts pulling at his feather, it's really annoying him. The chicken says nothing. He goes, hey chicken, chicken, why don't you talk to me? And the chicken goes, fuck off!

Speaker 1: LAUGHTER That's

Speaker 3: good. Bless you. LAUGHTER

Speaker 1: Woo!

Speaker 2: That was good. Yeah? Why is the don't walk light red?

Speaker 3: Why?

Speaker 2: To tell gingers when

Speaker 3: That's... I think that's 1 of my favourites so far. That's really good. Yeah. That's...

Comedy is easy. OK, why was 6 afraid of 7?

Speaker 2: Why?

Speaker 3: Because 7 is another 1 of those whack stranger things kids with superpowers and anger management issues.

Speaker 1: Oh.

Speaker 3: I wrote that 1. I thought you'd like it.

Speaker 2: No, I liked it. OK.

Speaker 1: LAUGHTER

Speaker 2: What train are gingers not allowed to ride?

Speaker 3: All trains? No, no. OK.

Speaker 2: The Soul train.

Speaker 1: Oh. 0!

Speaker 3: Yeah. It's good. I really, again, my hair is naturally brown. I just don't think...

Speaker 2: No, it's just, it's not the hair.

Speaker 1: It's the padding. It's more

Speaker 2: the way you behave.

Speaker 3: Oh. Okay. Okay. Love you. Missed you.

Fuck. What did Yoda say when he first saw

Speaker 2: Star Wars?

Speaker 3: Star Wars. In 1080p. What? HDMI. Yeah.

Shoot in the voice. Do the voice. HDMI. I will not laugh. No.

No.

Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know what I'm looking for. Oh, shit. HDMI.

Speaker 3: Oh, that's right. LAUGHTER Yeah, that's really good.

Speaker 2: He's the act-out, I think.

Speaker 3: I don't... I don't know Star Wars that well. I'm sorry.

Speaker 2: Did you hear about the gingerbread... I'm going to be honest, I ran out of ginger jokes. These are gingerbread man jokes.

Speaker 1: LAUGHTER I'm

Speaker 2: not going to lie.

Speaker 3: I'll take this 1. LAUGHTER I'm hungry now. LAUGHTER That is so worth a shot.

Speaker 2: But talking about that sort of material, did you hear about the gingerbread man who was fought in the war?

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 2: Ah, he lost his leg in NOM.

Speaker 3: Gingerbread's really, it's really... NOM.

Speaker 2: NOM, yeah, yeah. He later formed a band. It was called Limp Biscuit. LAUGHTER

Speaker 1: What?

Speaker 3: I got my Forklift licence last week.

Speaker 1: Really?

Speaker 3: Yeah, it's going to make eating a salad way easier.

Speaker 2: LAUGHTER I don't eat salads.

Speaker 3: I can tell. I didn't mean that, I didn't mean that you're beautiful.

Speaker 1: That's

Speaker 3: alright. Okay? It's funny.

Speaker 2: That hurt, that hurt.

Speaker 1: Yeah. That hurt? Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2: What do you call it when a ginger's phone rings on a Saturday night? Tell me. A wrong number.

Speaker 1: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Speaker 3: Oh shit. I tried donkey meat recently. I don't recommend it, it tastes like ass.

Speaker 4: I like ass. I eat a lot of ass.

Speaker 2: Gingerbread man went into a doctor's appointment and he said, it was like, he said, I've got sore knees and the doctor said, have you tried icing it?

Speaker 3: I stopped listening. I'm so sorry. I'll take the loss. Yeah. We've got really good chemistry.

I don't know. Do you think so?

Speaker 2: I think people in this room would disagree.

Speaker 3: I think

Speaker 1: so. Yeah.

Speaker 3: It's really natural.

Speaker 2: Why did Barack Obama cross the road?

Speaker 3: Why?

Speaker 2: He was avoiding answering questions regarding the Flint, Michigan water crisis. I

Speaker 1: love it.

Speaker 2: That's cool.

Speaker 3: That's cool, yeah!

Speaker 2: It was lovely to meet you. It was

Speaker 1: lovely to meet you.

Speaker 3: It was lovely to meet you.

Speaker 1: Can I

Speaker 2: apologise for the ginger jokes by the way? Can I just apologise for that

Speaker 3: right now? No, no I like them. It makes

Speaker 1: me feel like I pass,

Speaker 2: you know?

Speaker 3: As a ginger.

Speaker 2: I don't know.

Speaker 3: I'm not a ginger, for God's sake.

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