The speaker expresses their dislike for being told what to do and their belief in making their own decisions. They mention their support for streamlining income tax, the importance of standard deductions, and their Republican beliefs about job creation.

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I don't like it when people tell me what to do, like, you should buy health care, or don't carry a concealed weapon into this park, or, hey, that leather jacket is way too small for you.

Listen, do I think we should streamline the income tax by establishing just 2 brackets?

Who has time to itemize anything between ironically riding a tricycle to ping pong league and having non-vaginal intercourse with girls they met at Christian summer camp?

I'm a Republican because I believe you don't get jobs giving handouts.


Speaker 0: I don't like it when people tell me what to do, like, you should buy health care, or don't carry a concealed weapon into this park, or, hey, that leather jacket is way too small for you. I can make my own decisions. Listen, do I think we should streamline the income tax by establishing just 2 brackets? Cha. Standard deductions are boom shakalaka.

Who has time to itemize anything between ironically riding a tricycle to ping pong league and having non-vaginal intercourse with girls they met at Christian summer camp? Get real, government. I'm a Republican because I believe you don't get jobs giving handouts. You get out by giving hand jobs. Wait!

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