The speaker dismisses someone's request and expresses their lack of care for them. They use vivid metaphors to describe their disregard and end by asserting their own superiority.

Jeff Goldblum is amazing. Here are some outtakes of him harassing a stack of money that didn't make it into our Law and Order: Civil Forfeiture Unit segment.

Jeff Goldblum is amazing. Here are some outtakes of him harassing a stack of money that didn't make it into our Law and Order: Civil Forfeiture Unit segment.

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This is nothing more than a kind of a tap dance, speaking of which, here.

Hey, do you want anything from the vending machine?

♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ ♪♪ You think I care about you?

If it were up to me, I'd take a wad of gum, Stick it right on Andrew Jackson's smug f***ing face.

Crumple you up, stuff you in a pair of old dockers, throw you in a washing machine on permanent press, then hand you off to a toddler with a pair of scissors and a marker and tell him to make confetti.

That's Tenny's mucho, Mucho Genero in my truckie trailer.


Speaker 0: This is nothing more than a kind of a tap dance, speaking of which, here. Yeah? Hey, do you want anything from the vending machine? ♪♪♪♪ -♪♪ ♪♪ You think I care about you? If it were up to me, I'd take a wad of gum, Stick it right on Andrew Jackson's smug f***ing face.

Crumple you up, stuff you in a pair of old dockers, throw you in a washing machine on permanent press, then hand you off to a toddler with a pair of scissors and a marker and tell him to make confetti. Well, looks like I'm the 1. That's Tenny's mucho, Mucho Genero in my truckie trailer.

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