Watch little comedian Ned Woodman on Britain's got Talent 2017 (BGT) as we see all his performances when he roasts all the judges on stage.
Check out the judges reactions as we hear his funny jokes.
What did you think about his audition?? Let us know in the comments below...


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Oh Is that you Please sir, tell us your name.

Well, I'm with my mum, my dad, my step-mom, my sister, my other sister and my brother.

Yeah, the stage is yours, sir Come on Ned Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent?

It was really fun meeting Ant and Dec backstage, but I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny 1 Alicia oh no Alicia laughing oh no Alicia not dancing Simon I Reminds me a lot of my dad.

He gets especially cross when he can't find his socks I was really worried for David Walliams when he swam on the River Thames for charity because of all that garbage going in his mouth.

But since I've been watching But since I've been watching BGT, I'm relieved it's all coming out again Ned I loved the way that you took the Mickey out of us.

It was really quite savage Is enjoying themself Well some people said that my audition was a bit rude for a kid.

So, in the end, the producers gave me this.

What do you call a duck with a broken leg?

Amanda, after last time, Rubbish After last time I'm trying to go with some nice things to say about you So, please help me get through to the final cuz I'm going to need a lot more time Audition I only managed to get 1 joke out before I heard that sound that we all dread.

But after a while, you get used to Alesha's love.

LAUGHTER Or as they're otherwise known, the judges.

It's my birthday next week and my auntie gave me a present She said don't open it until your actual birthday because it's bad luck I thought that's a nasty thing to get a kid for their birthday And then there's my nun she's so inherited my granddad's big brown eyes That made me cry Cuz what I really wanted was his money Being up here bright light shying my eyes, nothing from Simon's teeth.

LAUGHTER But he does look good for his age.

He's intelligent, talented, generous and humble.

LAUGHTER I took my dog to the vet because he was poorly, and the vet said, if you don't treat him immediately, he could die.

LAUGHTER But I soon cheered up, because I got to meet my favorite double act.

Eventually, I had to say, Holly, Philip, I've got to go.

I'm meant to be meeting Anton deck in an hour Congratulations by the way on becoming OBEs Even know what that means My guest is old boring entertainers That's good news, isn't it David the strong chance that you'll be next!

Now, you're probably wondering why my parents Let me get away with being so cheeky But what you should be wondering is how I started off this performance in a gray jacket I Just took us who is feeling savage Just 1 quick question.

Who here absolutely hates doing the Mexican wave?

I want a show of hands starting over here and moving all the way across See wasn't that bad Magician Magicians are doing so well on the show this year.

So I've decided to do some magic of my own.

Oh wait, Um David Here I have an envelope could you just please look after this don't let anybody see it and protect it of course Oh your heart.

Thank you So for my first trick I'm going to make the judges smiles disappear Oh wait already did that by getting through to the final.

After my last performance, I decided to give you guys a break.

I just want to thank Ant & Dec for all the money that they spent voting for me to get through The length some people go to just to make themselves look taller How scary were those clowns last night?

I haven't seen wacky costumes and terrifying makeup like that since Sharon Osbourne was a judge.

You've got to love shows like Britain's Got Talent and X Factor.

Where else do you get to see that tedious singing robot?

I was at the school disco and sat by the dance floor was a girl that I really liked.

So I plucked up the courage to ask her if she wanted to dance.

Which was lucky for me, because otherwise I wouldn't have a place to sit 1 direction have gone their separate ways, that's ironic now for those of you who don't know what ironic means Simon It's like these guys judging a talent competition And just before I go I like to remind you to vote Ned.

I'd love to have a chance to perform in front of royalty But if I did I know it'd be Prince Philip That dude has got some savage material But he's retired from his royal duties, so who's going to travel the world offending people now?

David, do me a solid and post that to Buckingham Palace.

It's just a letter of apology for what I might say if I win.


Speaker 0: Oh Is that you Please sir, tell us your name. I'm Ned. How old are you Ned? I'm 8. Where are you from?

Maidstone. Who's here with you today? Well, I'm with my mum, my dad, my step-mom, my sister, my other sister and my brother. Fantastic. Do you perform for friends and family?

Do you get up in school and do shows? Yeah, the stage is yours, sir Come on Ned Why were people so excited about that talking dog on Britain's Got Talent? Amanda Holden's been on it for years. CHEERING Savage. It was really fun meeting Ant and Dec backstage, but I'm never quite sure which one's supposed to be the funny 1 Alicia oh no Alicia laughing oh no Alicia not dancing Simon I Reminds me a lot of my dad.

He's a crush dresser. He gets especially cross when he can't find his socks I was really worried for David Walliams when he swam on the River Thames for charity because of all that garbage going in his mouth. But since I've been watching But since I've been watching BGT, I'm relieved it's all coming out again Ned I loved the way that you took the Mickey out of us. It was really quite savage Is enjoying themself Well some people said that my audition was a bit rude for a kid. So, in the end, the producers gave me this.

Here goes. What do you call a duck with a broken leg? Lame! Who wrote this rubbish? David Bladiums?

Amanda, after last time, Rubbish After last time I'm trying to go with some nice things to say about you So, please help me get through to the final cuz I'm going to need a lot more time Audition I only managed to get 1 joke out before I heard that sound that we all dread. My love. But after a while, you get used to Alesha's love. LAUGHTER This is boring. I love being on BGT.

All these losers desperate to be famous. LAUGHTER Or as they're otherwise known, the judges. LAUGHTER CHEERING Savage. CHEERING Savage. The judges.

APPLAUSE Savage. Savage. I know, I know. Don't be rude to the elderly. LAUGHTER Really?

It's my birthday next week and my auntie gave me a present She said don't open it until your actual birthday because it's bad luck I thought that's a nasty thing to get a kid for their birthday And then there's my nun she's so inherited my granddad's big brown eyes That made me cry Cuz what I really wanted was his money Being up here bright light shying my eyes, nothing from Simon's teeth. LAUGHTER But he does look good for his age. He's intelligent, talented, generous and humble. He told me himself. LAUGHTER I took my dog to the vet because he was poorly, and the vet said, if you don't treat him immediately, he could die.

So I took him to Disneyland. LAUGHTER But he still died. LAUGHTER But I soon cheered up, because I got to meet my favorite double act. They really make me laugh. Eventually, I had to say, Holly, Philip, I've got to go.

I'm meant to be meeting Anton deck in an hour Congratulations by the way on becoming OBEs Even know what that means My guest is old boring entertainers That's good news, isn't it David the strong chance that you'll be next! Now, you're probably wondering why my parents Let me get away with being so cheeky But what you should be wondering is how I started off this performance in a gray jacket I Just took us who is feeling savage Just 1 quick question. Who here absolutely hates doing the Mexican wave? I want a show of hands starting over here and moving all the way across See wasn't that bad Magician Magicians are doing so well on the show this year. So I've decided to do some magic of my own.

Oh wait, Um David Here I have an envelope could you just please look after this don't let anybody see it and protect it of course Oh your heart. Thank you So for my first trick I'm going to make the judges smiles disappear Oh wait already did that by getting through to the final. LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE Calm down! Calm down! After my last performance, I decided to give you guys a break.

Yeah I'm pretty sure that's long enough. I just want to thank Ant & Dec for all the money that they spent voting for me to get through The length some people go to just to make themselves look taller How scary were those clowns last night? I haven't seen wacky costumes and terrifying makeup like that since Sharon Osbourne was a judge. You've got to love shows like Britain's Got Talent and X Factor. Where else do you get to see that tedious singing robot?

Gary Barlow. I was at the school disco and sat by the dance floor was a girl that I really liked. So I plucked up the courage to ask her if she wanted to dance. And she did! Which was lucky for me, because otherwise I wouldn't have a place to sit 1 direction have gone their separate ways, that's ironic now for those of you who don't know what ironic means Simon It's like these guys judging a talent competition And just before I go I like to remind you to vote Ned.

I'd love to have a chance to perform in front of royalty But if I did I know it'd be Prince Philip That dude has got some savage material But he's retired from his royal duties, so who's going to travel the world offending people now? Hello! APPLAUSE Oh, And the envelope. David, do me a solid and post that to Buckingham Palace. It's just a letter of apology for what I might say if I win.

CHEERING Thank you. CHEERING You

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