Taken from JRE #1882 w/Iliza Shlesinger:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/2pW5cV6xoF3ZagMUACe2zi?si=f7abdef3688c4979

It reminds me of, I don't want to, this is the only way I can shit on this because I think he's great.

When you look at The Rock's Instagram, I have to say this publicly because I respect this person so much, His cheat day meals really bother me.

They're insane, but they're not indulgent.

It's never like buttermilk whipped cream.

It's like protein, coconut, pineapple, with, like, flavonoid peanut butter, and then taramana tequila.

Well, he'll have, like, a giant tray of sushi.

It's like a rainbow roll, and, Like, you can afford the best sushi, eat that.

I just, I want, as a wish fulfillment, when I look at that, I want to see full indulgence, not like protein-powered, plant-based peanut butter.

Here's a whole family of chickens, a wheat-free corn muffin.

Yeah, turkey bacon is definitely not fun.

I don't understand it, but you know, I mean, that's a guy that literally makes his living off of being lean.

I hear that, but I'm saying, if you go to the top, I know this 1 recently, because

something that I bond with my old assistant over is looking at his cheap meals.

I think it's all the way at the top or you know I don't know where it is now.

It's these pancakes that just don't look right.

Dwayne the Rock Johnson I'm calling you out.

They got like peanut butter and it's like coconut.

Coconut to me is 1 of those like sugar substitute kind of things.

Coconut banana pancake smothered with peanut butter blessed with maple syrup.

Cause the peanut butter, you could, like that's my protein, Something about it.

I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to see your perspective, but it doesn't

I'm not seeing the full caloric blast I'm seeing I'm just I'm wanting to see it's

full back of bacon I'm wanting to see heavy whipped cream other maples here a fruit compote.

You don't know you don't see that bottle You don't know what that is that could be Elmer's glue, and he doesn't

he has like some sugar-free Maple syrup is that what you think I

think those are keto pancakes, sugar-free agave-tinted nectar, and creatine powder mixed in with nuts.

In-N-Out burgers, fries, Double-Doubles with tequila.


Speaker 0: The Jerogan Experience. It reminds me of, I don't want to, this is the only way I can shit on this because I think he's great. When you look at The Rock's Instagram, I have to say this publicly because I respect this person so much, His cheat day meals really bother me.

Speaker 1: They're insane.

Speaker 0: They're insane, but they're not indulgent. I'm sorry. It'll be like... He has, like, giant

Speaker 1: pancakes and cookies.

Speaker 0: They don't look like regular pancakes.

Speaker 1: They don't?

Speaker 0: It's never like buttermilk whipped cream. It's like protein, coconut, pineapple, with, like, flavonoid peanut butter, and then taramana tequila. Like, it's never the full indulgence. And turkey bacon, that's an indulgence?

Speaker 1: He has turkey bacon?

Speaker 0: Lots of it. I'm just like, let loose. Like, where's that block of cheese? And, like, an ivy of chili.

Speaker 1: Well, he'll have, like, a giant tray of sushi.

Speaker 0: But it's garbage. Dwayne, you have millions of dollars. Like, it's Costco sushi.

Speaker 1: Really?

Speaker 0: It just doesn't look... It's like a rainbow roll, and, Like, you can afford the best sushi, eat that. That's what he likes?

Speaker 1: No. No? He doesn't like it?

Speaker 0: It's something's up there. You think? I just, I want, as a wish fulfillment, when I look at that, I want to see full indulgence, not like protein-powered, plant-based peanut butter.

Speaker 1: I don't think that's what he does. Go to his Instagram. I'm waiting for his most recent 1. Cheat meals. It's in a video, so he's getting to it.

He's talking,

Speaker 0: but there you

Speaker 1: go. What's he got there? He does have turkey bacon.

Speaker 0: Okay, is this fun for you?

Speaker 1: Turkey bacon's bullshit.

Speaker 0: Here's a whole family of chickens, a wheat-free corn muffin. That's what I'm saying. This is no fun.

Speaker 1: Yeah, turkey bacon is definitely not fun. I don't understand it, but you know, I mean, that's a guy that literally makes his living off of being lean.

Speaker 0: I hear that, but I'm saying, if you go to the top, I know this 1 recently, because

Speaker 1: this is

Speaker 0: something that I bond with my old assistant over is looking at his cheap meals. I think it's all the way at the top or you know I don't know where it is now. It's these pancakes that just don't look right. Dwayne the Rock Johnson I'm calling you out. They got like peanut butter and it's like coconut.

Coconut to me is 1 of those like sugar substitute kind of things.

Speaker 1: That's all we got here.

Speaker 0: Look at this. That

Speaker 1: looks good.

Speaker 0: Coconut banana pancake smothered with peanut butter blessed with maple syrup.

Speaker 1: That's fucking pretty indulgent.

Speaker 0: I don't know, something about it. Cause the peanut butter, you could, like that's my protein, Something about it. I don't know, he

Speaker 1: likes peanut butter. Maybe it's just in your head. Maybe you need to let it go.

Speaker 0: You trying to gaslight me?

Speaker 1: What is your- I'm

Speaker 0: trying to food shame this man. You trying to gaslight me?

Speaker 1: I don't think it's food shame. It doesn't make any sense to me. I'm just trying to like, I'm trying to see your perspective, but it doesn't

Speaker 0: I'm not seeing the full caloric blast I'm seeing I'm just I'm wanting to see it's

Speaker 1: pretty fucking cool or a

Speaker 0: full back of bacon I'm wanting to see heavy whipped cream other maples here a fruit compote. You don't know you don't see that bottle You don't know what that is that could be Elmer's glue, and he doesn't

Speaker 1: he has like some sugar-free Maple syrup is that what you think I

Speaker 0: think those are keto pancakes, sugar-free agave-tinted nectar, and creatine powder mixed in with nuts.

Speaker 1: I don't think so. Looks like regular pancakes.

Speaker 0: No way. Too chunky. Something's going on. Yeah? Something's going on, Joe.

Speaker 1: I don't know. Looks normal to me.

Speaker 0: Okay.

Speaker 1: I'm a pancake guy.

Speaker 0: Well, thanks for having me.

Speaker 1: I like it. Well, there you go. In-N-Out burgers, fries, Double-Doubles with tequila. That looks good.

Speaker 0: It's a different meal, yeah. Yeah. That's solid, right?

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