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And we're sitting there going, are we the only ones laughing at this?

I gotta say, in your mom's house, in the Garth Brooks comments, sometimes the comments are like to me, like a little comedy break from life.

go when Garth Brooks post something and then I go and see your mom's house fans have bombarded the comments like where are the bodies.

They follow them everywhere now Facebook everything.

They're making jokes inside like wait what jeans high and tight

Oh my god confess for the murder of my aunt gee your DNA was at the crime scene He can't fly

Somebody who works at the FBO in Nashville sent an image from, they're like, we clean jets, we clean Garth's jet, and somebody shit all over the carpet and sprayed the floor.

this is Garth's jet, and then the next week they're like I got fired

they sent the image and they sent the video and then so we read it.

they were saying that They said that they're not really good about paying the, they don't like to pay a lot of the bills for the maintenance.

And it's on the thing and then it just cuts away from it

the sign would you be willing to drop this if Garth Brooks would come on the podcast

why would that never happen Garth Garth that should happen

yes got Garth You should make this happen and then for everybody because he's not We love you.

Quickly they pulled that camera they didn't just switch cameras They backed out of it.

Yeah, they did see how they backed out like yeah

but wait, there's no better water There's no benefit for Garth to call in the podcast First

of all, they're very nice people Both Tom and Christina are very nice

And they'd be happy to have Garth on and be nice to him and explain we're sorry if this hurt your feelings.

How fun would it be if Garth was like, listen man, I can't have that shit come up.

We're 2 years away from a statute of limitations

tell you as I'll tell you as Garth yeah How many months do you think it happened to Garth where it was a problem?

At first we would go, do you think Garth knows?

And then I happened to meet somebody who actually is closely connected to him.

And I met this person and I go, so what's going on?

And they go, well, he goes, I asked his right-hand person Does Garth hate Tom and the guy goes Garth doesn't hate anybody which is such a Garth answer anybody

no just it just that like they're just except that it's they have a spin on it that they're like you know when you're big when you're really well know you a big profile yeah you can't control what happens online and all this stuff but it's all his it's all the comments

it's every post but if you're you went on your podcast I think it would turn around it's

It's Bert's turn Yeah, yeah, I think so There's nothing that benefits Garth now, I'm just being real It's bigger for Tom than it is for Garth.

So we have profiled people that we've made fun of before, and there's a handful of them that leaned into

Like they were like a dude's dating video that we profile and we make fun of.

And everybody who's making fun of them goes, oh, like you're owning that you made this terrible dating video.

And then it becomes like basically they become all fans of this guy.

And I think if he were to show a sense of humor about the thing, what did I ever do to y'all?

I think it would actually, people would flip out.

Objection, you're talking about, I'm just

You're talking about a guy's dating video versus Garth Brooks, who's selling out stadiums.

but it's like it's like Wayne Brady leaning into like I'm a gangster No, It's not it's not it's not no it's you're talking about you're talking about you're talking about there In all respects is kind of trolling a star It's like if I it's you know, I'm just being honest about it is because I know think

thought about this before but I thought about this ton I think what happened here.

I think it would make Garth Brooks more money to be on my podcast Like I think what I think fans and his fans aren't why is you know your mom's house fan

the comments change I think what happens is he starts getting a bunch of, instead of like these things that make no sense, they all start going like love, love, love.

If he doesn't like the comments, The comments go away because of this.

But, as a person who's been a victim of Tom's comments.

Was when my special came out, Secret Time, and Tom was calling me the biggest American racist in the world Yeah, and and I was watching it happen in the comments and it was like it was like I wish I could watch this but he's a racist and then to watch the confusion that happens That's the problem is the confusion that happens is what makes you feel powerless is when someone's trolling you.

But the confusion is where Garth's fans are, I'll be real, are not the smartest dudes in the world.

smart people are Garth fans But if they're in the comments and they see all this craziness that they don't understand at all and it's all where

they don't understand Because they understand he ain't killed nobody But but if he does kill a man, this is how my comment good that he killed a man because they deserved it and it's okay to kill a black That's the way that's the way that these are coming out

at that concert that Zolo went to and he held up that sign.

They interviewed people outside the concert and they were like, what do you think of these accusations?

And now it was on 1 of the live shows, but it had all these people go like some people were like what are you talking about what is that and then some of them were like well you know I'm a fan of the music if he killed somebody

yeah they just roll with it did you hear he killed someone like oh man I don't know what I don't know why you bother me with that

it does not There's not 1 person in Garth's team that is of sound mind that would go like, you should definitely go on your mom's house.


Speaker 0: The Joe Rogan experience.

Speaker 1: And the comments are like, so brave. And we're sitting there going, are we the only ones laughing at this?

Speaker 2: I gotta say, in your mom's house, in the Garth Brooks comments, sometimes the comments are like to me, like a little comedy break from life. They are.

Speaker 1: I like to

Speaker 2: go when Garth Brooks post something and then I go and see your mom's house fans have bombarded the comments like where are the bodies. When they overtake them.

Speaker 0: They follow them everywhere now Facebook everything.

Speaker 2: They're making jokes inside like wait what jeans high and tight

Speaker 0: confess for the murder of my aunt gee

Speaker 2: Oh my god confess for the murder of my aunt gee your DNA was at the crime scene He can't fly

Speaker 1: in jet poo Because he shit on a plane He

Speaker 2: shit on a plane?

Speaker 0: Dude that was

Speaker 1: my last episode of Your Mom Says.

Speaker 2: What do you mean?

Speaker 0: Somebody who works at the FBO in Nashville sent an image from, they're like, we clean jets, we clean Garth's jet, and somebody shit all over the carpet and sprayed the floor. And they're like,

Speaker 2: this is Garth's jet, and then the next week they're like I got fired

Speaker 1: for no they said they said

Speaker 0: they sent the image and they sent the video and then so we read it.

Speaker 1: Oh shut the fuck up.

Speaker 0: And then they

Speaker 2: seem like a violation of some India.

Speaker 0: Yeah yeah yeah. I think you got in trouble

Speaker 1: and then there was that to my

Speaker 0: they were saying that They said that they're not really good about paying the, they don't like to pay a lot of the bills for the maintenance. No. No, he does pay, he does pay.

Speaker 1: Dude, the best is Nadav and

Speaker 0: I don't know who else it was.

Speaker 1: They got into a, can I? They got into a Garth Brooks

Speaker 0: concert. That was amazing.

Speaker 1: And they got on the big screen.

Speaker 0: The Jumbotron at Houston, Texas.

Speaker 1: Them holding a sign.

Speaker 2: It says where are the bodies?

Speaker 0: Where are the bodies, G? And it's on the thing and then it just cuts away from it

Speaker 2: yeah because he dropped

Speaker 0: he dropped

Speaker 2: the sign would you be willing to drop this if Garth Brooks would come on the podcast

Speaker 0: 100%

Speaker 2: why would that never happen Garth Garth that should happen

Speaker 1: oh here it is adopt your genius

Speaker 2: yes got Garth You should make this happen and then for everybody because he's not We love you. Where are the bodies G? Quickly they pulled that camera they didn't just switch cameras They backed out of it. Yeah, they did see how they backed out like yeah

Speaker 1: Oh, wait, what is that?

Speaker 0: Oh shit,

Speaker 1: but wait, there's no better water There's no benefit for Garth to call in the podcast First

Speaker 2: of all, they're very nice people Both Tom and Christina are very nice

Speaker 1: people. I'm gonna be devil's advocate.

Speaker 2: Shut the fuck up for a second. And they'd be happy to have Garth on and be nice to him and explain we're sorry if this hurt your feelings. This was all just fun. Yes. We're just fun people.

Speaker 1: How fun would it be if Garth was like, listen man, I can't have that shit come up. We're 2 years away from a statute of limitations

Speaker 0: What do you mean? No?

Speaker 2: Why if your guard I'll

Speaker 1: tell you as I'll tell you as Garth yeah How many months do you think it happened to Garth where it was a problem? Where he was like, the fuck is

Speaker 2: this? Never. All the months. Right, right, right,

Speaker 0: right. We got caught. At first we would go, do you think Garth knows? And we'd talk about that. And then I happened to meet somebody who actually is closely connected to him.

And happens to be a fan of mine. And I met this person and I go, so what's going on? Like, does he know? And he goes, oh yeah, he knows. Of course he knows.

And then I go, so what's the deal? And they go, well, he goes, I asked his right-hand person Does Garth hate Tom and the guy goes Garth doesn't hate anybody which is such a Garth answer anybody

Speaker 1: cuz you would say

Speaker 0: no just it just that like they're just except that it's they have a spin on it that they're like you know when you're big when you're really well know you a big profile yeah you can't control what happens online and all this stuff but it's all his it's all the comments

Speaker 1: it's not like it's every post

Speaker 2: it's every post but if you're you went on your podcast I think it would turn around it's

Speaker 0: a thousand percent

Speaker 1: for Tom no no

Speaker 0: no for God I'll tell you why I'm

Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna be you guys

Speaker 2: let him talk for a second

Speaker 1: because no it's his turn. It's Bert's turn Yeah, yeah, I think so There's nothing that benefits Garth now, I'm just being real It's bigger for Tom than it is for Garth. Garth doesn't get

Speaker 0: a fan. Here's why I disagree. Here's why I disagree. So we have profiled people that we've made fun of before, and there's a handful of them that leaned into

Speaker 1: it. Yeah.

Speaker 0: Like they were like a dude's dating video that we profile and we make fun of. And then he's like, hey, I'm the guy. And everybody who's making fun of them goes, oh, like you're owning that you made this terrible dating video. And then it becomes like basically they become all fans of this guy. And I think if he were to show a sense of humor about the thing, what did I ever do to y'all?

Okay. I think it would actually, people would flip out.

Speaker 1: Objection, you're talking about, I'm just

Speaker 0: being, you know,

Speaker 1: I'm your best friend.

Speaker 0: I'm not disagreeing. Just talk.

Speaker 2: Just go ahead.

Speaker 1: You're talking about a guy's dating video versus Garth Brooks, who's selling out stadiums. He already has the fans.

Speaker 0: I know he does

Speaker 1: but it's like it's like Wayne Brady leaning into like I'm a gangster No, It's not it's not it's not no it's you're talking about you're talking about you're talking about there In all respects is kind of trolling a star It's like if I it's you know, I'm just being honest about it is because I know think

Speaker 0: I think what actually happens. This is my just opinion. I think actually

Speaker 1: bird over here

Speaker 2: I think I think I

Speaker 1: thought about this before but I thought about this ton I think what happened here. I think it would make Garth Brooks more money to be on my podcast Like I think what I think fans and his fans aren't why is you know your mom's house fan

Speaker 0: the comments change I think what happens is he starts getting a bunch of, instead of like these things that make no sense, they all start going like love, love, love.

Speaker 1: If he doesn't like the comments, The comments go away because of this.

Speaker 0: I do, I think so.

Speaker 1: But, as a person who's been a victim of Tom's comments. Because you fuck dogs. Or the worst 1, the worst 1. Yeah, the worst 1, don't even. Was when my special came out, Secret Time, and Tom was calling me the biggest American racist in the world Yeah, and and I was watching it happen in the comments and it was like it was like I wish I could watch this but he's a racist and then to watch the confusion that happens That's the problem is the confusion that happens is what makes you feel powerless is when someone's trolling you.

But that's happening now. But the confusion is where Garth's fans are, I'll be real, are not the smartest dudes in the world.

Speaker 2: Don't say that. Disagree, I think they are

Speaker 1: the smartest. Because a lot of nice people and

Speaker 2: smart people are Garth fans But if they're in the comments and they see all this craziness that they don't understand at all and it's all where

Speaker 1: they don't understand Because they understand he ain't killed nobody But but if he does kill a man, this is how my comment good that he killed a man because they deserved it and it's okay to kill a black That's the way that's the way that these are coming out

Speaker 2: where the fuck

Speaker 1: Wow because I watched

Speaker 2: Real comments any Russian troll for

Speaker 1: it

Speaker 0: could be

Speaker 2: commenting they

Speaker 0: at that concert that Zolo went to and he held up that sign. They interviewed people outside the concert and they were like, what do you think of these accusations? Oh my God. And now it was on 1 of the live shows, but it had all these people go like some people were like what are you talking about what is that and then some of them were like well you know I'm a fan of the music if he killed somebody

Speaker 1: yeah they just roll with it did you hear he killed someone like oh man I don't know what I don't know why you bother me with that

Speaker 0: you know

Speaker 1: it does not There's not 1 person in Garth's team that is of sound mind that would go like, you should definitely go on your mom's house.

Speaker 0: If he doesn't

Speaker 1: like the comments, they go away with that. Listen,

Speaker 2: Garth, I'm a fan. I would have never done what Tom's done. But I need you to know that it's going to be okay. And if you go on your mom's house, we'll clear everything up.

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