Taken from JRE #1892 Sober October Recap:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/7i0HTQPr9NIyDctQzMCvYE?si=9c7df01b55b0421e

The problem with winners and losers is I'm crazy.

But I just don't want to, I don't like that part.

I don't want to open up that fucking box in my brain.

What part of you doesn't get my sense of humor, and

I don't care You don't understand you think I

Oh, I know what you're doing like not with me motherfucker who do you think could do the most push-ups right now?

Oh, definitely me You want me to start sure whatever you do.

No say that how many can you do in a row easy 40?

I don't have to wait in between sets no no Right here in a row right here though, but that's how long can I wait?

What's the most anyone's ever done in a row I did you should be able to do a hundred I can 100% do 40 easy easy easy not easy.

I can do for So I'm like if I do 40 and I pace myself like how much time are you allowed to hang

I'll tell you what, I think you can do...

You can pause at the top Second let's start it.

What's the most someone's I don't know 10500 shut up It's being questioned whether it's even possible I can fuck shit up.

to go crazy, and I'm not going to want to lose to you ever in anything.

The problem is, here's the way it works with competition.

You got 1 more, you got 1 more 1 more in you 16 big breath 16 and then arrested the body rest of the bottom And then throw yourself up

15 and a quarter nice that's pretty strong considering like you were at 6 What was the first when you started out would you start off

6 the first time I got wobble arms And then I go there's 4 after that how many you think I could do right now.

I think you can do your 40 You gonna do it.

You can do it probably Do it do it naked.

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33.

You barely doubled me And now I just stopped cuz I'm not gonna do the oh, those aren't real push-up game It's a fun game Years your point.

I thought your push-ups were legit already.

Let's see a Joe Rogan push-up I don't want to hurt myself Don't go for a hundred just do it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, it better be What Wait for me real mine didn't look real

It's your belly I thought no you didn't go to your belly son what

this is a real 1 3 it's real I'll count it 20, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 30, 4, 3, 2, 1, alright, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 40, he's gonna get crazy now.


Speaker 0: The Joe Rogan experience.

Speaker 1: The problem with winners and losers is I'm crazy. Yep. You're

Speaker 0: crazy and Bert's an asshole.

Speaker 1: But I just don't want to, I don't like that part. I don't want to open up that fucking box in my brain. It's not.

Speaker 0: What part of you doesn't get my sense of humor, and

Speaker 1: it's not that I don't get it. I don't care You don't understand you think I

Speaker 0: don't get it. Oh, I know what you're doing like not with me motherfucker who do you think could do the most push-ups right now? Oh, definitely me You want me to start sure whatever you do. I'll do double. No say that how many can you do in a row easy 40?

You don't

Speaker 1: think I could do 80

Speaker 0: Prove it prove it prove it wait. I don't have to wait in between sets no no Right here in a row right here though, but that's how long can I wait?

Speaker 1: No down again. Keep going.

Speaker 0: What's the most anyone's ever done in a row I did you should be able to do a hundred I can 100% do 40 easy easy easy not easy. I can do for So I'm like if I do 40 and I pace myself like how much time are you allowed to hang

Speaker 1: out down there?

Speaker 0: Nope, can't stop. You gotta keep it going. I'll tell you what, I think you can do... I've seen people pause at the top. You can pause at the top.

You can pause at the top Second let's start it. Let's start a high-low. What are you than me then Tom then Joe? What's the most way to do more than you? What's the most someone's I don't know 10500 shut up It's being questioned whether it's even possible I can fuck shit up.

Mmm. You're marking mark pressure. We just getting your head down. Yeah, that's Marky Mark push-ups. You're going to make me tear

Speaker 1: a peck, because

Speaker 0: I'm going to go crazy. Tear a peck. I'm going

Speaker 1: to go crazy, and I'm not going to want to lose to you ever in anything.

Speaker 0: The problem is, here's the way it works with competition. Yeah. It's entirely mental. Very important. Can I tell you the silliest thing?

I had a moment of a

Speaker 1: Are you banging out push-ups

Speaker 0: 23344567

Speaker 1: it Looks like a Popeye cartoon. 8, 09:10.

Speaker 0: All right. 11:12,

Speaker 1: 13.

Speaker 0: Holy shit, Ari. That's nice, Ari.

Speaker 1: 14, 15? 15?

Speaker 0: You can get 15. You can get 15. You got 15. Push it, push it,

Speaker 1: push it. 15.

Speaker 0: You got 1 more, you got 1 more 1 more in you 16 big breath 16 and then arrested the body rest of the bottom And then throw yourself up

Speaker 1: 15 and a quarter nice that's pretty strong considering like you were at 6 What was the first when you started out would you start off

Speaker 0: 6 the first time I got wobble arms And then I go there's 4 after that how many you think I could do right now. I think you can do your 40 You gonna do it. Oh wow I got 15. I'm gonna feel right away. You can do it probably Do it do it naked.

I don't think you need to be

Speaker 1: naked Bert

Speaker 0: what are you doing?

Speaker 1: Keep that shirt on, it's for propaganda. It's extra weight.

Speaker 0: Oh, just getting on my knees. Yeah. You're used to it. Here he goes. All right.

Count them out, Joe.

Speaker 1: Count them out, Joe. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33. Oh! By the way, none of those count.

Speaker 0: Oh, fuck off.

Speaker 1: None of those are legit. Not a single 1. Not a single 1 was legitimate.

Speaker 0: Oh, come on.

Speaker 1: All of them were half pushups.

Speaker 0: No, I was happy for you. No, I was happy for you. I was counting it was

Speaker 1: none of them on me

Speaker 0: No, no, let me see him. Let me see him.

Speaker 1: None of them legit.

Speaker 0: You barely doubled me And now I just stopped cuz I'm not gonna do the oh, those aren't real push-up game It's a fun game Years your point. I thought your push-ups were legit already. Let's see a Joe Rogan push-up. Let's see a Joe Rogan push-up I don't want to hurt myself Don't go for a hundred just do it. No, no, no, no, no, no, it better be What Wait for me real mine didn't look real

Speaker 1: how far down is a push-up?

Speaker 0: It's your belly I thought no you didn't go to your belly son what

Speaker 1: are we agreeing on? Do a real push-up

Speaker 0: this is a real 1 3 it's real I'll count it 20, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 30, 4, 3, 2, 1, alright, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 40, he's gonna get crazy now. 6, 7, 8, 9, alright 50. 60, alright you're good man. He's got to do 66. That was brain man.

Alright, 70. 70, keep going. 5 more, 5 more, 5 more. 4, 75. Wow, dude.

Fucking nice. How many was that? 75. 75 pushups. Wow.

75. Pretty impressive. Wow. Tucker Carlson can't do that. I didn't hurt myself.

I was legitimately worried. For real?

Speaker 1: Yeah, I was going to go too far.

Speaker 0: 75 is a lot. Good job, Joe. Thanks.

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