- The speaker and Joe Rogan discuss the difference between a deviated septum and a perforated septum.
- The speaker admits to having a perforated septum from inserting a shoelace through his nose.
- The speaker also talks about breaking his nose during the filming of Jackass 3D.
- He initially didn't get his nose fixed but eventually went to a doctor who recommended rebreaking it.
- The speaker then broke his nose again by diving into Mike Tyson's fist at the Charlie Sheen roast.
- A kung fu instructor in the audience sets his nose back into place.

Taken from JRE #1900 w/Steve-O:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1UEwPJtW37sZ3Y8ncykCDP?si=423d15f38c9b456d

We were talking about the deviated septum and it's weird that for you a deviated septum meant 1 thing, but like for me deviated septum means I've got like the whole...

I think that's when people rot out the inside of their nose.

when I was in rehab Knoxville came and visited me and we took the shoelace out of Knoxville's Chuck Taylor, and I put it up 1 nostril, threw the fucking hole, and just straight threaded my nose with it.

I've tried it, but yeah, I could I could do it man

flashlight goes through 1 hole oh my god Yeah, oh wow so That hole is you could put the flashlight in 1 nostril and it shines through to the other.

Yeah, well it's, you know, getting punched in this thing?

It's like the car this thing's so delicate.

there the fucking Like on my second hour I had that's that's actually in

you're putting it through oh Jesus Through the hole So the coke just burned a hole through the center of your nostril.

That was before I had ever That was before I had ever broken my nose right Really?

I'll show you did you never write your nose.

I never the first time I broke my nose was when we were filming Jackass 3D, right?

And in that movie, like Bam had this trick.

He'd sneak up behind you and with 1 hand he would throw a cup of water in your face, and with the other hand, he would, like, punch you with that.

It was called the Rocky, and the purpose of it was to

It was to take advantage of what at the time was like super new technology with the Phantom camera shooting like 1500 frames per second oh, you know it was like We were like that I think the first movie to to really really take advantage of that and so like you would see in that super slow motion, like, the water and you'd see the face jiggling, you know.

And they actually, like, played the Rocky music.

I mean, It doesn't even look like that big of a deal now, but what

That looks like someone get knocked unconscious.

It's totally sucker punching Yeah, Jesus you guys did some ridiculous shit to each other,

And so when BAM did that to me, he broke my nose.

Oh shocker and I was like I didn't do anything about it for like 2 months and I was just kinda like was stewing about it.

And then finally, I didn't like the way it looked and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna go get my fucking nose fixed and I'm gonna make the fucking movie pay for it.

So I go to this fancy Beverly Hills nose doctor and he says yeah, you know I could fix it, but it's been 2 months You know it's healed this way so now at this point

Yes like if We got to rebreak it and I heard that and I'm like God no big deal You know like I'll live with it, Then I go to the fucking Charlie Sheen roast.

I talked Mike Tyson into holding out his fist, just letting me run into

I was trying to get myself a black eye, and what happened was I just landed with my nose on Mike Tyson's fist and fucking super broke it.

And then That was the last thing that happened on stage at the Charlie Sheen roast.

So now everybody's like, I'm like just mangled.

Yeah, and then this guy comes out of the audience, he comes up to me and he says, dude, Steve-O, your nose needs to be set right now.

And that made perfect sense to me because of what the doctor had told me.

So the guy says, I'm a kung fu instructor.

And I'm thinking, well that doesn't sound great, but He's not gonna make it look any worse.

I've got very little to lose in this situation.

So I sit down on the stage and he just fucking wrenches my nose into position and could go back to that before and after.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Go back up to where I started before that.

Yeah, it was definitely twisted to the side.

So once he snapped it, then you pushed it back into place.


Speaker 0: The Joe Rogan Experience. We were talking about the deviated septum and it's weird that for you a deviated septum meant 1 thing, but like for me deviated septum means I've got like the whole...

Speaker 1: That's a perforated septum.

Speaker 0: A perforated... There you go, You're exactly right.

Speaker 1: I think that's different

Speaker 0: That's correct.

Speaker 1: I think that's when people rot out the inside of their nose. Yeah, and blow

Speaker 0: yeah, I did that

Speaker 1: yeah I think already Lang did that too

Speaker 0: when I was in rehab Knoxville came and visited me and we took the shoelace out of Knoxville's Chuck Taylor, and I put it up 1 nostril, threw the fucking hole, and just straight threaded my nose with it.

Speaker 2: Oh, How

Speaker 1: big was that hole?

Speaker 0: Enough to get the shoelace through.

Speaker 2: Did you

Speaker 1: get it fixed? No, no. Did they like sew

Speaker 2: it up?

Speaker 1: Or is there still a hole in there? Still a hole in there. So you can

Speaker 2: do that shoelace trick

Speaker 0: right now? I've tried it, but yeah, I could I could do it man

Speaker 1: What is that

Speaker 0: oh shining a

Speaker 1: flashlight goes through 1 hole oh my god Yeah, oh wow so That hole is you could put the flashlight in 1 nostril and it shines through to the other. Holy shit, man.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Bring up the shoelace. I'm sure that's on there. Yuck.

Speaker 1: Yuck. Yeah, well it's, you know, getting punched in this thing? It's like the car this thing's so delicate. You know

Speaker 0: my god

Speaker 1: little instrument

Speaker 0: there the fucking Like on my second hour I had that's that's actually in

Speaker 1: you're putting it through oh Jesus Through the hole So the coke just burned a hole through the center of your nostril.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Oh,

Speaker 1: God. That's so awful.

Speaker 0: That's Knoxville filming. So that was before I had ever... That was before I had ever That was before I had ever broken my nose right Really?

Speaker 2: Yeah,

Speaker 1: I'll show you did you never write your nose.

Speaker 0: I never the first time I broke my nose was when we were filming Jackass 3D, right? And in that movie, like Bam had this trick. He'd sneak up behind you and with 1 hand he would throw a cup of water in your face, and with the other hand, he would, like, punch you with that.

Speaker 1: What a great trick.

Speaker 0: It was called the Rocky.

Speaker 1: He's a regular David Blaine.

Speaker 0: It was called the Rocky, and the purpose of it was to

Speaker 2: punch you

Speaker 0: It was to take advantage of what at the time was like super new technology with the Phantom camera shooting like 1500 frames per second oh, you know it was like We were like that I think the first movie to to really really take advantage of that and so like you would see in that super slow motion, like, the water and you'd see the face jiggling, you know. Like, it was pretty rad. And they actually, like, played the Rocky music. Like, you know. Well, so bam.

Yeah, there you go. I mean, It doesn't even look like that big of a deal now, but what

Speaker 1: are you talking about? It looks like brain damage. Oh, that looks terrible. That looks like someone get knocked unconscious. Oh My god, that's such a cheap shot.

Speaker 0: Yeah for sure. It's just straight sucker punching.

Speaker 1: It's totally sucker punching Yeah, Jesus you guys did some ridiculous shit to each other,

Speaker 0: right? And so when BAM did that to me, he broke my nose. Oh shocker and I was like I didn't do anything about it for like 2 months and I was just kinda like was stewing about it. And then finally, I didn't like the way it looked and I was like, you know what, I'm gonna go get my fucking nose fixed and I'm gonna make the fucking movie pay for it. So I go to this fancy Beverly Hills nose doctor and he says yeah, you know I could fix it, but it's been 2 months You know it's healed this way so now at this point

Speaker 1: Definitely break it. Oh, yeah, yeah twisted.

Speaker 0: Yes like if We got to rebreak it and I heard that and I'm like God no big deal You know like I'll live with it, Then I go to the fucking Charlie Sheen roast. I talked Mike Tyson into holding out his fist, just letting me run into

Speaker 1: it. Oh, no.

Speaker 0: I was trying to get myself a black eye, and what happened was I just landed with my nose on Mike Tyson's fist and fucking super broke it. And then That was the last thing that happened on stage at the Charlie Sheen roast. So now everybody's like, I'm like just mangled. My fucking nose was so broken. But the show's over, this guy comes up.

Speaker 1: So you threw yourself.

Speaker 0: Oh yeah, I dove, I dove.

Speaker 1: Oh my God, dude, that's horrific.

Speaker 0: Yeah, and then this guy comes out of the audience, he comes up to me and he says, dude, Steve-O, your nose needs to be set right now. And that made perfect sense to me because of what the doctor had told me. Yeah. So the guy says, I'm a kung fu instructor. Like, I got you.

Pfft. And I'm thinking, well that doesn't sound great, but He's not gonna make it look any worse. I've got very little to lose in this situation. So I sit down on the stage and he just fucking wrenches my nose into position and could go back to that before and after.

Speaker 1: So that's how he fixed it? Oh, so you didn't go to a doctor?

Speaker 0: I got a Mike Tyson nose job, dude. Ha ha ha ha

Speaker 2: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Speaker 0: ha ha ha It looks great!

Speaker 2: Yeah! It

Speaker 0: looks great. Go back up to where I started before that.

Speaker 1: Yeah, it was definitely twisted to the side. Yeah. So once he snapped it, then you pushed it back into place.

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