Taken from JRE #1909 w/Stavros Halkias:
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I've been trying to get fucking jacked these days.

So it's like just fat guys, like fat guys weight loss journeys.

And then it's like a muscle girl, which I'm into now.

They've created a new fetish for me just off of fucking...

It started with just like instructional stuff and now it's just like some girl who's just fucking you know crushing a watermelon with her thighs and then deadlifting like you know 800 pounds and

those I'm in, I want those Cause in my mind That's gotta be, there's gotta be 1 of them that wants to fuck a fat guy to like.

And I'm like, I'm a fucking little fat fellow.

You know, she's got me oinking while she's eating my ass.

And you're gonna find her after the show.

Girls that jacked have to be really horny too.

Yeah, because you're in peak physical shape, so it's like all your hormones and shit must be firing off.

And I think nature would tell you that if you're a woman and you have to lift all this heavy stuff, then you're in trouble.

There's a real, the men aren't doing their job.

So you probably, all your testosterone ramps up.

You're floating the pheromones out there to get a warrior.

So you're probably, the pussy's probably a top notch.

Because if your body thinks you're in distress-

They want to get a Mongol to make you his wife.

Yes, I'm a super fucking killer Viking character.

They could probably do deadlifts, put my dick in, clench, and then just do squats.

It's a meme, the type of men who wear masks in their car, and it is a woman holding a guy up while they make out, and the guy's got his legs wrapped around the woman.

I want my dick to get chafed from the calluses.

I want my dick to feel like it's been at the spa all day.

A new layer of skin comes off every time I get jacked off by those.

I didn't know that about myself, but I'm in there.

You don't know what you like until you see it.

No, I did hook up with 1 girl that was strong and I think she had that thing going on.

She just kind of DM'd me and I was like, fuck yeah, let's get in there.

And it was nice, I was going down on her and I had Giant thighs just wrapped around my head to the point where I was started to no joke I'm not exaggerating just blackout like I started seeing spots, and I was like if I don't make her come I'm going to die and there was like a fucking thrill to that There was like it felt like Indiana Jones sliding under the fucking thing with the, you know what I mean?

I was like, I have moments to make this woman bust before I lose consciousness.

But I guarantee you there's a thing like that where a woman doesn't even want a powerful man.

She just wants a guy that she can turn into a project.

Because women always do that with guys anyway.

The same type of women that adopt sad dogs.

A lot of people, they'll take on projects with people.

to have these gals that he would date I'd be like Brian fucking stop interesting like it's okay, you know It was always a disaster.

I'm ready to have a good 3 months until I slip off my diet and they're like, what, I found fucking oatmeal cream pies in the wrappers in the garbage.

I'm like, I don't know what to tell you, babe.

Somebody must have broken in and had fucking a Dove bar, because it wasn't me.

I was doing lat pulldowns, I swear to God.

That was when I was doing hot yoga, babe.

There's a ps5 and she kicks it and just snacks fall out of it I've taken all the hard drive.

I've taken all the games out and it's just fucking Twizzlers and fucking

I'm like, those are my family heirlooms from Greece.

If you're in a relationship and you have to hide what you actually like.

Well, I think part of it is because a lot of my relationship, I'm big on therapy.

I've been thinking about this shit all the time.

A lot of my relationships, what I'm into, is someone who just treats me way too good.

Because it's like, that's my mom, kind of coddled me, I was a mama's boy, I was the first born, I was like 1 of those smart, precocious little kids who's always saying something fun.

And so, every time I've really, really liked a girl to like be in a serious relationship, she's just kind of like over the top, kind of met, like I wouldn't have to hide anything because they're like, oh, you can't even help it.

You know what I'm like, I'm sorry, I can't, you know?

And so I think part of me wants like yeah fucking throw me through the ring

How much stepmom porn is there out there?

like what happened when did this emerge every now and then I don't

a whole different wave of genre going on.

You would think I would have like mommy shit.

Stepmom is like dad is divorced but dad's rich and dad marries this really hot slut.

It's like a classic fucking Joseph Campbell genre.

Because no 1 feels bad for anyone involved.

No 1 feels bad that she's cheating on the son.

The dad is probably some rich piece of shit.

cheated on his mom who was an amazing woman.

She's like, why haven't you done your homework?

She's like, what the fuck did you say to me?

And then you lean towards and she just goes for it.

holds you up with 1 arm while she's grabbing your dick with the other 1.

She's like, finish your homework, Maybe you'll bust next time.

I'm like, yes, ma'am I'll become a model student I'm in a little tie suit and tie.

We might just created the new genre of porn

female Trainer like muscular feet the thing is like how many like really jacked muscular females go into porn true They're probably a very small

It's not that many I have jacked off to a couple of videos.

have to like Get people to train for it like Cirque de Soleil.

know I get these gals going look look there's a whole new genre right like if yeah porn was organized the way like film and television


Speaker 0: The Jerogan experience. I've been trying to get fucking jacked these days. So it's like just fat guys, like fat guys weight loss journeys. Like they know everything. And then it's like a muscle girl, which I'm into now.

You know what I mean? They've created a new fetish for me just off of fucking... It started with just like instructional stuff and now it's just like some girl who's just fucking you know crushing a watermelon with her thighs and then deadlifting like you know 800 pounds and

Speaker 1: I'm like

Speaker 0: You like those I'm in

Speaker 1: You like

Speaker 0: those I'm in, I want those Cause in my mind That's gotta be, there's gotta be 1 of them that wants to fuck a fat guy to like. Straight in the mouth. Exactly. It's our project. You fucking fat piece of shit.

Like

Speaker 1: just fucking,

Speaker 0: just pinching my tits. You know what I mean? And I'm like, I'm a fucking little fat fellow. I'm your fuck pig. You know, she's got me oinking while she's eating my ass.

That's gotta exist. You know what I mean? 100%. And you're gonna find her after the show. That's why I'm here, Joe.

Speaker 1: She's reaching. Right now, she's got her thumbs moving. Gals, hit

Speaker 0: me up. The DMs are open.

Speaker 1: Girls that jacked have to be really horny too. You'd think so. I bet

Speaker 0: they're super physical. Yeah, because you're in peak physical shape, so it's like all your hormones and shit must be firing off.

Speaker 1: And I think nature would tell you that if you're a woman and you have to lift all this heavy stuff, then you're in trouble. There's a real, the men aren't doing their job. They're not defending the village. You're preparing for war. So you probably, all your testosterone ramps up.

Speaker 0: I didn't know. You're floating the pheromones out there to get a warrior. So you're probably, the pussy's probably a top notch. Top notch. Because if your body thinks you're in distress-

Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you're

Speaker 0: ready to rock. They want to get a Mongol to make you his wife.

Speaker 1: Yes, I'm a super fucking killer Viking character. Yeah, but thank God. It's probably tight like a drum, too.

Speaker 0: Absolutely. 100%. Oh my God. They could probably lift me. They could probably do deadlifts, put my dick in, clench, and then just do squats.

Speaker 1: Have you

Speaker 0: ever seen

Speaker 1: that picture?

Speaker 0: That's probably possible.

Speaker 1: It's a meme, the type of men who wear masks in their car, and it is a woman holding a guy up while they make out, and the guy's got his legs wrapped around the woman.

Speaker 0: By the way, I'm in. Sounds awesome. Do you want her to keep

Speaker 1: the wristbands on?

Speaker 0: Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1: Chalked hands, like she's deadlifted.

Speaker 0: Oh my God. I want my dick to get chafed from the calluses. I want my dick to feel like it's been at the spa all day. Like it's been completely rubbed off. A new layer of skin comes off every time I get jacked off by those.

Like a salt bath.

Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly. Like you've been scrubbed. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 0: A hundred percent. That's what I want. I didn't know that about myself, but I'm in there. And then listen, I'm still-

Speaker 1: You find out things.

Speaker 0: You find out through the algorithm.

Speaker 1: You don't know what you like until you see it.

Speaker 0: No, I did hook up with 1 girl that was strong and I think she had that thing going on. She just kind of DM'd me and I was like, fuck yeah, let's get in there. And it was nice, I was going down on her and I had Giant thighs just wrapped around my head to the point where I was started to no joke I'm not exaggerating just blackout like I started seeing spots, and I was like if I don't make her come I'm going to die and there was like a fucking thrill to that There was like it felt like Indiana Jones sliding under the fucking thing with the, you know what I mean? I was like, I have moments to make this woman bust before I lose consciousness. It was fucking thrilling.

Yeah. So I don't know.

Speaker 1: But I guarantee you there's a thing like that where a woman doesn't even want a powerful man. She just wants a guy that she can turn into a project. Because women always do that with guys anyway. The same type of women that adopt sad dogs. You know, like, aw,

Speaker 0: I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. I'm gonna help you. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

Speaker 1: yeah. A lot of people, they'll take on projects with people. Yeah. Brian Callen used to always do that.

Speaker 0: He used

Speaker 1: to have these gals that he would date I'd be like Brian fucking stop interesting like it's okay, you know It was always a disaster. They want meth heads like right. I'll shit.

Speaker 0: I'm ready to be someone's disaster. I'm ready to have a good 3 months until I slip off my diet and they're like, what, I found fucking oatmeal cream pies in the wrappers in the garbage. I'm like, I don't know what to tell you, babe. Somebody must have broken in and had fucking a Dove bar, because it wasn't me. I was doing fucking burpees.

I was doing burpees. I was doing lat pulldowns, I swear to God. That was when I was doing hot yoga, babe. Kick me out. There's a ps5 and she kicks it and just snacks fall out of it I've taken all the hard drive.

I've taken all the games out and it's just fucking Twizzlers and fucking

Speaker 1: chocolates She finds a secret fridge

Speaker 0: I'm like, those are my family heirlooms from Greece. Don't touch those. That's a sad thing.

Speaker 1: If you're in a relationship and you have to hide what you actually like.

Speaker 0: Oh yeah. Oh man. Well, I think part of it is because a lot of my relationship, I'm big on therapy. I've been thinking about this shit all the time. A lot of my relationships, what I'm into, is someone who just treats me way too good.

Because it's like, that's my mom, kind of coddled me, I was a mama's boy, I was the first born, I was like 1 of those smart, precocious little kids who's always saying something fun. And so, every time I've really, really liked a girl to like be in a serious relationship, she's just kind of like over the top, kind of met, like I wouldn't have to hide anything because they're like, oh, you can't even help it. You know what I'm like, I'm sorry, I can't, you know? And so I think part of me wants like yeah fucking throw me through the ring

Speaker 1: some hot mama Yeah, dude. How much stepmom porn is there out there?

Speaker 0: There's a lot out there.

Speaker 1: It seems crazy

Speaker 0: I think it's

Speaker 1: like what happened when did this emerge every now and then I don't

Speaker 0: know yeah There's

Speaker 1: a whole different wave of genre going on.

Speaker 0: That is huge. I don't know what it is. I'm not, see that's the weird thing. You would think I would have like mommy shit. I don't have that.

I find it disgusting. I think

Speaker 1: stepmom shit is different. Stepmom is like dad is divorced but dad's rich and dad marries this really hot slut. Right. But dad's at work all day. He's got to fucking

Speaker 0: run the corporation. He's got

Speaker 1: to close the account. And you're this jock son in college. That's like all of them. Absolutely.

Speaker 0: That sounds pretty good. You know what I'm in.

Speaker 1: It's like a classic fucking Joseph Campbell genre.

Speaker 0: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the hero's journey.

Speaker 1: It's American. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 0: It starts at dinner 1 day.

Speaker 1: Because no 1 feels bad for anyone involved. No 1 feels bad that she's cheating on the son. The son is in college. Of course. So that's fine.

The dad is probably some rich piece of shit.

Speaker 0: Yeah, emotionally abusive, neglectful. He probably

Speaker 1: cheated on his mom who was an amazing woman. And now he's with this floozy.

Speaker 0: She died. She had chemotherapy. Maybe she died. He wasn't there.

Speaker 1: He wasn't there. He wasn't

Speaker 0: there. He didn't give a fuck. He was at the office.

Speaker 1: No, he was at the office. And now he's got this new 1. Exactly. And she's a fucking weightlifter. Oh, now we're talking.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Now, let's fucking get it all together. A weightlifter wearing

Speaker 1: pumps, giant thighs, fucking shacked.

Speaker 0: Now we're getting into what I'm liking. She comes into my room. She's like, why haven't you done your homework? I'm like, you're not my real mom. She's like, what the fuck did you say to me?

Shoves me up, picks me up against the

Speaker 1: wall.

Speaker 0: And that's now we're talking.

Speaker 1: And then you lean towards and she just goes for it. She starts making out with you. Oh my God.

Speaker 0: She

Speaker 1: holds you up with 1 arm while she's grabbing your dick with the other 1.

Speaker 0: Just choking. Crazy.

Speaker 1: From behind. Lifting you up, choking you.

Speaker 0: But doesn't let me come the first time. She's like, finish your homework, Maybe you'll bust next time. I'm like, yes, ma'am I'll become a model student I'm in a little tie suit and tie. Well, hello father.

Speaker 1: We might just created the new genre of porn

Speaker 0: It's got it's got advanced

Speaker 1: female Trainer like muscular feet the thing is like how many like really jacked muscular females go into porn true They're probably a very small

Speaker 0: very small minority. I've done the research. It's not that many I have jacked off to a couple of videos.

Speaker 1: I don't think that's a genre yet.

Speaker 0: No, but we'll get you

Speaker 1: have to like Get people to train for it like Cirque de Soleil.

Speaker 0: Yeah, you

Speaker 1: know I get these gals going look look there's a whole new genre right like if yeah porn was organized the way like film and television

Speaker 0: What yeah? Yeah, we need it. We need a

Speaker 1: look at this gal. Oh my guy overhead. Holy shit

Speaker 0: That was the size of her.

Speaker 1: How is that how big is that dude he's a little guy, but bro. She looks like she's got some fucking stock genetics

Speaker 0: Oh, yeah,

Speaker 1: like that will make you a barbarian I mean that guy's

Speaker 0: that guy's foot could fit in her pussy

Speaker 1: Look at the size of her fucking legs and her ass muscles, the way she's hoisting that guy 1 arm over her head. Let's just assume he's a tiny guy.

Speaker 0: Tiny guy.

Speaker 1: He's gotta weigh a hundred pounds.

Speaker 0: Let's say 5 to a hundred pounds.

Speaker 1: Even if he's a hundred pounds over your head with 1 arm like that. It's crazy Yeah, and the fact that it's this woman who's very womanly.

Speaker 0: When is this from 19th century muscle women?

Speaker 1: That is 100% like Viking genetics

Speaker 0: 100% you got 2 little guys

Speaker 1: 2 little guys with 1 arm overhead

Speaker 0: And that's the thing no 1 could you weren't allowed to jack off to stuff, you know Plainly this couldn't be a sex thing But this was 100% a sex Thing back then

Speaker 1: look at the size of her and she's holding 3 guys on her arms.

Speaker 0: What did she do? This seems like the same lady

Speaker 1: No offense this long since past woman yeah, but she's a very masculine face

Speaker 0: She does

Speaker 1: That easily could be a guy that sells you IT service. Right? That's the guy that comes in with a clipboard and says, like, do you guys want high speed internet? Yeah. Like, what, how many gigabytes do you guys think you use?

Speaker 0: Oh, you don't need that upload speed. You guys are fine where you're at.

Speaker 1: Go back to

Speaker 0: that picture. They don't like when I say this, but

Speaker 1: you guys are fine. Of that person. Is that the same person? Come on, man. That easily could be a guy who works at Google.

Speaker 0: I have to throw a vest on her?

Speaker 1: Yeah, like a stout guy, too. Look how stout she looks.

Speaker 0: Yeah, because she's got the corset. Who knows when she'd actually be like, damn.

Speaker 1: Look at the fucking guns on

Speaker 0: that lady. Hell. Yeah.

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