Taken from JRE #2006 w/Brian Simpson:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/4pVQq3r2eBDxMNsDSr3Tqu?si=6afc81dd0e7a4acb

Wasn't it you telling me about the whales that learn how to-

Orcas, yeah, they've learned how to fuck people's boats up.

Because for all these years we've been mistreating them and finally they're like, Enough!

And they probably teaching every whale in the ocean how to do that

I think it's only 1 part of the world where this is happening right now, but the problem is the word gets out.

Yeah, they have those songs they sing and they go hundreds of kilometers and that's how they tell each other.

Did you see that video of the people in a kayak and a whale swallows them?

These people are like, they're whale watching and there's a whale down there and the whale literally swallows the entire kayak with the people in it.

I mean, the whale doesn't want to eat a kayak.

Well, I think that's how they were whale watching.

Maybe the maybe the kayaks are fucking up there fishing look at that Row

Oh, yeah easily could snap your legs in half Easily could snap your neck,

but they don't eat meat right now, so yeah, but I mean

I mean, hopefully you can you still got hoping to spit you up

Yeah, look at that that's from a different angle fucking Insane Did it really oh no kidding.

I know it went viral again, which has been happening with a quiet a few videos So

all the fishes in the water flapping around what that's why the birds are there See all that that's splashing shit.

That's fish So the the whales trying to eat the fish and these cocksuckers in this kayak.

I don't get these people that need to be life-risking They don't think it's like a video I mean this is this is on the this is in the top like if going down to the bottom of the ocean in a Experimental sub is number 1.

Did you see the guy in the kayak that got attacked by a tiger shark?

No, he's in the kayak rowing and you see this tiger shark just engulf half the side of his boat.

He was fishing in this kayak and all of a sudden, watch this.

That's the paddle is to the left, but his foot was in there too.

Oh, so he was like waving it like this and he thought the shark thought it was food?

Yeah, shark probably thought it was a seal or some shit.

You know about the dude in Egypt that got eaten?

It was 1 of the bottom of the barrel toppers, but I didn't know what the fuck you're talking about.

This dude is in Egypt, and he's off the shore.

Netflix crew's whole boat exploded after back-to-back shark attacks in Hawaii.

I think they were filming it, so We'll probably not see it until

Oh our planet, too So that would probably be really good Wow yeah, I heard like it's like a jet right out of jaws

So there was a shark attack a shark attack, and then the boat exploded

Yeah, like if it exploded like because the gas then yeah, that's right out of jaws.

Is they saying exploded or are they saying it just fell apart?

Can you scroll back down a little bit there?

It says, Nolan said the crew was only about 328 feet from the shore, so they were able to make it safe to land though barely on land.

Then they patched up the boat and deployed a rubber dinghy But that was attacked by giant trevallies Marine fishes that can grow up to 6 feet long and weigh more than a hundred pounds that attack knocked out the dinghies motor What the fuck man over there the behavior the sharks they encountered was extremely unusual, Nolan told Radio Times.

They were incredibly hungry, so there might not have been enough natural food, and they were just trying anything that came across in the water.

It said it was just released so it should be out.


Speaker 0: The Jorogan experience. Wasn't it you telling me about the whales that learn how to-

Speaker 1: Orcas, yeah, they've learned how to fuck people's boats up.

Speaker 2: That's, that's so funny to me. It's crazy.

Speaker 1: It's kind of hilarious. Because for all these years we've been mistreating them and finally they're like, Enough! I'm gonna start fucking up your boats.

Speaker 0: And they're real smart creatures. Oh yeah. And they probably teaching every whale in the ocean how to do that

Speaker 1: shit. Probably. At least the whale's there. I think it's only 1 part of the world where this is happening right now, but the problem is the word gets out.

Speaker 0: Yeah, they have those songs they sing and they go hundreds of kilometers and that's how they tell each other. Hey, we fucking people up over here.

Speaker 1: Did you see that video of the people in a kayak and a whale swallows them? No. These people are like, they're whale watching and there's a whale down there and the whale literally swallows the entire kayak with the people in it.

Speaker 0: So they weren't good at it.

Speaker 1: And then spits them out. I mean, the whale doesn't want to eat a kayak.

Speaker 0: But how you whale watching it? You don't see the motherfucker that's-

Speaker 1: Well, I think that's how they were whale watching. Look at this. Literally just takes the kayak.

Speaker 0: Oh, wow.

Speaker 1: Maybe he's annoyed with them. Maybe the maybe the kayaks are fucking up there fishing look at that Row

Speaker 0: that shit just broke your back,

Speaker 1: California Beach. Oh, yeah easily could snap your legs in half Easily could snap your neck,

Speaker 0: but they don't eat meat right now, so yeah, but I mean

Speaker 1: just the power alone. How does it know what it's doing? It's not gentle

Speaker 0: I mean, hopefully you can you still got hoping to spit you up

Speaker 2: Hoping yeah, hoping

Speaker 1: Yeah, look at that that's from a different angle fucking Insane Did it really oh no kidding.

Speaker 2: Yeah, that's weird. I'm good on all the way

Speaker 0: 20.

Speaker 2: That's weird I'm good. I know it went viral again, which has been happening with a quiet a few videos So

Speaker 1: you see all the fish that's there

Speaker 0: you see

Speaker 1: all the fishes in the water flapping around what that's why the birds are there See all that that's splashing shit. That's fish So the the whales trying to eat the fish and these cocksuckers in this kayak.

Speaker 0: Did they survive?

Speaker 1: Yeah, he spit them out.

Speaker 0: Oh, lucky for you.

Speaker 1: He wanted the fish, he didn't want a

Speaker 0: kayak. But were any of them seriously injured?

Speaker 2: I don't know, good question.

Speaker 0: Good question. I don't get these people that need to be life-risking They don't think it's like a video I mean this is this is on the this is in the top like if going down to the bottom of the ocean in a Experimental sub is number 1. Yeah, this is on that list. This is top 10

Speaker 1: Did you see the guy in the kayak that got attacked by a tiger shark? No, he's in the kayak rowing and you see this tiger shark just engulf half the side of his boat.

Speaker 0: Was he shark watching?

Speaker 1: No, he was fishing. Oh, okay. He was fishing in this kayak and all of a sudden, watch this. Look, his foot's in the water too, man. Right?

Look at this.

Speaker 0: AHH! F***! Tiger shark! Tiger shark ran me. Holy f***.

Speaker 1: Watch this. Look, so his foot. So his foot's in the water, right? That's the paddle is to the left, but his foot was in there too. Look at that thing.

Speaker 0: Oh, so he was like waving it like this and he thought the shark thought it was food?

Speaker 1: Yeah, shark probably thought it was a seal or some shit. They're not smart.

Speaker 0: Yeah, bro, I don't get it. I don't get this desire to thrill see.

Speaker 2: Look at this in slow motion. Look at this thing come up.

Speaker 1: Fucking A, man. Thank God that wasn't inflatable, too.

Speaker 2: What did I hear? There's a shark shit. Some sharks attacked a boat recently. You know about the dude in Egypt that got eaten?

Speaker 0: I heard about it. You didn't see that? It was 1 of the bottom of the barrel toppers, but I didn't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Speaker 1: That was a rough 1. This dude is in Egypt, and he's off the shore. Netflix crew's whole boat exploded after back-to-back shark attacks in Hawaii. Like something out of Jaws. Oh, my God.

Speaker 2: I think they were filming it, so We'll probably not see it until

Speaker 1: oh my god.

Speaker 2: Oh our planet, too So that would probably be really good Wow yeah, I heard like it's like a jet right out of jaws

Speaker 0: So there was a shark attack a shark attack, and then the boat exploded

Speaker 1: well is attacking the boat

Speaker 2: Yeah, like if it exploded like because the gas then yeah, that's right out of jaws. But...

Speaker 1: Is they saying exploded or are they saying it just fell apart? I think fell apart.

Speaker 0: I think

Speaker 1: they said a rubber dinghy. Can you scroll back down a little bit there? It says, Nolan said the crew was only about 328 feet from the shore, so they were able to make it safe to land though barely on land. Then they patched up the boat and deployed a rubber dinghy But that was attacked by giant trevallies Marine fishes that can grow up to 6 feet long and weigh more than a hundred pounds that attack knocked out the dinghies motor What the fuck man over there the behavior the sharks they encountered was extremely unusual, Nolan told Radio Times. They were incredibly hungry, so there might not have been enough natural food, and they were just trying anything that came across in the water.

Wow.

Speaker 2: It said it was just released so it should be out.

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Orcas Attacking Boats and Shark Attacks