Another hilarious moment animated by PaulyToon from the JRE MMA Show #142 with Matt Serra, Din Thoms & John Rallo ⁠https://open.spotify.com/episode/322ZqvmHZTp8FJ37OUnflf⁠

I was telling you guys this the other day.

I got fucking, when I have to go, I have to go, and then you don't know when it stops.

So I asked the UFC to find me a stall a little bit private, because I got stomach issues.

So they brought me next to another 1 that wasn't so open, and it was by the showers and stuff.

So I'm in there doing my business, and all of a sudden I hear some people by the fucking showers, and it was Krohn and his whole crew, and it was right after the loss, right?

And all of a sudden I hear, get on, man, get on.

That fight sucked, and he's stressing, he's venting to his team, you know, nothing crazy.

But it's normal after a loss to be, and the team's being quiet.

All I know is I'm stuck in the fucking stall.

I could make it, but they're gonna see me.

Did you ever think about saying, Hey, guys, it's Matt Serra, I'm taking a shit?

I finish and I walk out, I go, I wash my hands, and he looks up, he goes, what's up, Sarah?

I'm like, hey, Cron, I go, and you don't know what to say.

You know, and I've been there, obviously, I got my losses.

So I go, hey, man, I go, look, man, to be honest, you're gonna feel like this until you kick someone else's ass.

Dude, I just wanted to fucking put a lampshade in.


Speaker 0: I was telling you guys this the other day. So I got ulcerative colitis. Oh, I have stomach issues, man. I got fucking, when I have to go, I have to go, and then you don't know when it stops. It's a problem.

So I asked the UFC to find me a stall a little bit private, because I got stomach issues. So they brought me next to another 1 that wasn't so open, and it was by the showers and stuff. So I'm in there doing my business, and all of a sudden I hear some people by the fucking showers, and it was Krohn and his whole crew, and it was right after the loss, right? Oh, no. So I'm in the...

They don't know I'm in there. Jesus. So I'm like, oh, no! I'm like trying to stop my feet. I'm like...

I'm clenching my ass. And I'm like... And all of a sudden I hear, get on, man, get on. That fight sucked, and he's stressing, he's venting to his team, you know, nothing crazy. But it's normal after a loss to be, and the team's being quiet.

All I know is I'm stuck in the fucking stall. I want to sneak out. The door is there. I could make it, but they're gonna see me. The sink is over there.

I gotta wash my hands. I'm not gonna fucking handle it. Did you ever think about saying, Hey, guys, it's Matt Serra, I'm taking a shit? I didn't know what to say. It's hard to say.

Because they were trying to consult. So I end up finishing. I finish and I walk out, I go, I wash my hands, and he looks up, he goes, what's up, Sarah? I'm like, hey, Cron, I go, and you don't know what to say. You know, and I've been there, obviously, I got my losses.

So I go, hey, man, I go, look, man, to be honest, you're gonna feel like this until you kick someone else's ass. That's gonna help you, man. Bye! Oh, my God! Fuck off!

Oh, my God! Dude, I just wanted to fucking put a lampshade in. Oh, my god, that's hilarious. It was bad, dude. What a scenario.

I wanna see that in a cartoon. Yeah, right? I'll animate that. I'll animate that. My ass gets me in trouble.

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