- The speaker witnessed a bank robbery while leaving a store
- They started running but the robbers caught up and surrounded them
- The robbers let the speaker go and sped off in a van, leaving them with a stack of money
- The speaker expresses a desire to have chased and killed the robbers to take their money
- The speaker then transitions to promoting a new product named King Caleb on YouTube, expressing satisfaction with its quality and urging viewers to purchase it before it sells out.

Shout out Youtooz for working with me on another figure, THANK YOU!! 
Go get a King Caleb at Youtooz.com/products/king-caleb
or don't I can't force you to... I might be able to make you feel bad for not getting it though. What, you hate the good people that worked on the figure?
or is it me that you hate smh... you know it took those people months to make this happen and you don't even care... I'm not mad at you, just a little disappointed y'know. Just thought things were different... *sigh* guess not. We're still cool though, I just see where we stand...What? oh you're saving up money? Thats fair carry on then, my fault G big ups!

Music
Melodic - Tidiane
19 - Oddwin

Bro, the craziest thing just happened at the store man.

Dog, I'm leaving the store, groceries in my hand and everything.

I hear a bunch of yelling, soon as I get outside.

Bro, the bank next door is getting robbed.

Police weren't even there yet, so I start dipping.

Man, I wouldn't let them get away like that.

Anyway as soon as I start leaving like 10 people came running out the bank it's the robbers but at the same time the cops pull up the robbers saw me And it's like they read each other's minds.

They start trucking towards me at that point.

I'm not even saying words I forgot English, but they somehow caught up and surrounded me see but like how'd you let them catch you?

I Had mad groceries in my hands that wasn't my top speed what that mean to me so then they started trying to hold me hostage so that the cops wouldn't start firing I would have broke free did a backflip around the 1 grabbing me kick him broke his leg and then drove off they all had guns I would have disarmed him then and then did the backflip and held him as a human shield until I got to my car.

How's you gonna disarm- I'm in the middle of everybody- I would have slid in between 1 of their legs, got on the outside of them, and then kicked.

Anyway, they had me, and they was dragging me with them to the getaway van.

Check this out though, when we got to the van, they handed me a fat stack of money and just sped off.

If it was me, I would have got in my car, chased them down and killed them.

I would have blew up their car, took their money, I would have had all the money.

Yo, so YouTube's got a brand new figure out right now.

Look how beautiful it is, I'm going to eat it.

Legit though, they put a lot of work into this and I'm extremely happy with the product.

It's named King Caleb, after the videos where I play as a king obviously But yeah, they put a lot of references on and in the box on top of the product itself looking outstanding So yeah, shout out to youtube's man.

I lay up you get it at youtubes.com right now, but they are limited So once they're gone, they're gone forever.


Speaker 0: Bro, the craziest thing just happened at the store man. What happened? Dog, I'm leaving the store, groceries in my hand and everything. I hear a bunch of yelling, soon as I get outside. Bro, the bank next door is getting robbed.

What? Yeah. So what you do? Police weren't even there yet, so I start dipping. What?

I started running, but. Man, I wouldn't let them get away like that. You would have went in there? Yes. You wouldn't let them rob the bank?

Yeah, nah, I wouldn't let them do that. Well I did. Anyway as soon as I start leaving like 10 people came running out the bank it's the robbers but at the same time the cops pull up the robbers saw me And it's like they read each other's minds. They start trucking towards me at that point. I'm screaming.

I'm not even saying words I forgot English, but they somehow caught up and surrounded me see but like how'd you let them catch you? They wouldn't have caught me. I Had mad groceries in my hands that wasn't my top speed what that mean to me so then they started trying to hold me hostage so that the cops wouldn't start firing I would have broke free did a backflip around the 1 grabbing me kick him broke his leg and then drove off they all had guns I would have disarmed him then and then did the backflip and held him as a human shield until I got to my car. How's you gonna disarm- I'm in the middle of everybody- I would have slid in between 1 of their legs, got on the outside of them, and then kicked. Anyway, they had me, and they was dragging me with them to the getaway van.

The cops couldn't do nothing. Check this out though, when we got to the van, they handed me a fat stack of money and just sped off. They let me go and just sped off. I was sitting there looking stupid. If it was me, I would have got in my car, chased them down and killed them.

You would have killed them. I would have killed them. I would have blew up their car, took their money, I would have had all the money. I would have started my own bank. You're soft.

You're soft. I would have had all the money. I would have started my own bank. You would have killed him. This is missing opportunity.

Yo, so YouTube's got a brand new figure out right now. It's me, I love it. Look how beautiful it is, I'm going to eat it. Legit though, they put a lot of work into this and I'm extremely happy with the product. It's named King Caleb, after the videos where I play as a king obviously But yeah, they put a lot of references on and in the box on top of the product itself looking outstanding So yeah, shout out to youtube's man.

I lay up you get it at youtubes.com right now, but they are limited So once they're gone, they're gone forever. So hey go crazy. I hope y'all love it as much as I do. All right

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