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The Story of Rick Prime | Rick and Morty | adult swim

This is the closest I've ever been to catching Rick Prime.

It's the most painful shit I've ever had to deal with, and I'm fucking bringing you into it because you asked for it, Morty.

♪♪ The day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost Diane.

When did you make the leap to interdimensional travel?

You know the worst part about inventing teleportation?

Suddenly you're able to travel the whole galaxy and The first thing you learn is you're the last guy to invent teleportation.

Fortunately, you're about to invent something much more powerful.

Imagine doing anything you want, then hopping to a timeline where you never did it.

Imagine going anywhere, anytime with nobody able to stop you.

It's a non-stop party where all the guests are the only person we like.

You think it's cool being the smartest man on Earth, but once we give you this technology, you become the smartest thing in every conceivable universe.

I just took a long look at myself, and I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off.

That, Diane, is the last great idea that will ever be had in this garage.

You're hunting the guy who killed your wife?

♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ Guy am looking for he's not findable.

My original Rick killed your family and you were just waiting for him to come back?

You're 1 of those creeps who moves in with abandoned adult bats.

I need to reboot the portal index immediately.

Basically just a hard reset on the fluid.

Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit.

Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers.

And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green.

Everyone from this reality returning to their reality of Orion.

My real original dad beat the apocalypse.

If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too good at haunting you, would I, you dirty bear?

You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift without coordinates, are you?

If you were pulled home by whatever happened, it's likely our target was as well.

It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are.

Yeah, not dead more like not around when I met you I was sort of hoping he might turn up 1 day.

This guy, Morty, he hates being found, but loves building elaborate shit.

Here's a bunch of kill bots to deal with while you wrestle with that.

You did this last season, you're like a suicide bomber.

This place totally might go up, by the way.

Oh, yeah, no, I was naked to fuck with a guy.

Speaking of, did you talk to me or a little kid around here?

Because if you hate them, too, I could be down for a little team-up.

I really don't team up anymore managing people such a headache Jerry goddamn dude badass why are you here buddy I have been asking myself that exact same question.

I'm no good to anybody until I resolve this arch nemesis crap.

Wow, are those all the places Rick prime could be

I wish Morty it's all the places he is Welcome to my darkness


Speaker 0: I spent my life hunting this guy, Morty. This is the closest I've ever been to catching Rick Prime. It's impossible! Hunting him destroyed me, Morty. But now we're gonna do it together.

You and me. Oh, no! It's gonna take over your life, Morty. Rick and Morty Season 7. Hunting my nemesis.

It's the most painful shit I've ever had to deal with, and I'm fucking bringing you into it because you asked for it, Morty. You and me, Morty. ♪♪ The day I invented the portal gun is the day I lost Diane. ♪♪

Speaker 1: When did you make the leap to interdimensional travel?

Speaker 0: I didn't. I did. Well, well, well. If it isn't us. You know the worst part about inventing teleportation?

Suddenly you're able to travel the whole galaxy and The first thing you learn is you're the last guy to invent teleportation. Fortunately, you're about to invent something much more powerful. Imagine doing anything you want, then hopping to a timeline where you never did it. Imagine going anywhere, anytime with nobody able to stop you. Sounds lonely.

Lonely? Dude, you have yourself. Your infinite selves. It's a non-stop party where all the guests are the only person we like. You think it's cool being the smartest man on Earth, but once we give you this technology, you become the smartest thing in every conceivable universe.

The infinite Rick. A god. Pass. Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.

Who do you think you are? A different kind of Rick, I guess. Well, we'll see how long that lasts.

Speaker 2: I heard sci-fi noises. Did you make a breakthrough?

Speaker 0: Sort of. I just took a long look at myself, and I don't think this science thing is gonna pay off.

Speaker 3: Well, why don't I get Beth

Speaker 2: and we'll go out for ice cream?

Speaker 0: That, Diane, is the last great idea that will ever be had in this garage. Come on, girls! The ice cream's gonna melt! No!

Speaker 1: You're hunting the guy who killed your wife?

Speaker 0: ♪♪ ♪♪ ♪♪ Guy am looking for he's not findable. Killing us won't bring her back!

Speaker 4: But I'm more on a

Speaker 0: revenge kick than a results kick. I don't understand!

Speaker 1: I don't understand. My original Rick killed your family and you were just waiting for him to come back?

Speaker 0: I live with the version of Beth now. You're 1 of those creeps who moves in with abandoned adult bats. More complicated than that. Whoa. Dead wife?

Yes, now everyone can shut up about it.

Speaker 2: Since when do you guys get stranded?

Speaker 0: Portal travel's broken.

Speaker 2: So you can't hop realties anymore.

Speaker 0: I need to reboot the portal index immediately. Basically just a hard reset on the fluid. Hold tight, the Earth's gonna shake a bit.

Speaker 1: Oh!

Speaker 0: 0 shit. Wait, what? What's happening? Instead of resetting portal travel, I may have reset portal travelers. Too late to apologize.

Speaker 1: Rick, why am I pulsing green? And don't say you don't know, because you're pulsing green.

Speaker 0: Everyone from this reality returning to their reality of Orion.

Speaker 1: Back to our original universes.

Speaker 0: I explained it fine, Morty. You're spoon-feeding spoons.

Speaker 1: My real original dad beat the apocalypse. You bailed and left us to freeze. Please don't go. Everyone needs to let go.

Speaker 0: Excuse me? Bro, Ricks don't pass on this.

Speaker 2: Rick? Is that you?

Speaker 0: Yeah, Diane.

Speaker 2: You've been gone so long. Did you find our daughter's killer? Mute. If I could be muted, I wouldn't be too good at haunting you, would I, you dirty bear?

Speaker 0: Yeah, forgot I wanted to be haunted.

Speaker 2: You're not honestly gonna fly into that rift without coordinates, are you?

Speaker 0: Come on, come on, come on! Baby,

Speaker 3: something to keep in mind. If you were pulled home by whatever happened, it's likely our target was as well. It's also likely he's having as much trouble leaving as you are.

Speaker 0: He's trapped.

Speaker 1: Rick! I knew it! I knew you wouldn't leave me! Ow! The fuck?

Speaker 0: Morty, Did you see another Rick here? Nondescript haircut sci-fi jacket

Speaker 1: wasn't the Rick here dead. That's why you pick places, right?

Speaker 0: Well, you're Rick. Yeah, not dead more like not around when I met you I was sort of hoping he might turn up 1 day. You son of a bitch, I got you! W-w-where are we going? To kill your grandpa, little buddy.

Wait, what? This guy, Morty, he hates being found, but loves building elaborate shit.

Speaker 4: Whoa, ho-ho, you found me!

Speaker 0: I shoot the first monitor, too. Listen, I'm not here. Or am I?

Speaker 4: There's the clone you found.

Speaker 0: Or maybe it's me all naked. Just a little Kaiser so say.

Speaker 4: I mean why would I admit it's not? Oh yeah, look at him. Look at him go. Look at him dance. Or me.

Again, it might

Speaker 0: be me. But like a Saw thing. I'm very sneaky. Here's a bunch of kill bots to deal with while you wrestle with that. Tell you what.

There he goes. Maybe that actually was me.

Speaker 1: Rick, this is an obvious trap.

Speaker 0: If you

Speaker 1: go down there, he's just gonna kill you. Good. What?

Speaker 0: Now what? He don't care

Speaker 1: if you die, why do you care

Speaker 0: if I die? Knock it off, get out of here. You did this last season, you're like a suicide bomber. Takes 1 to know 1. Yeah, well you Get it from him, not me.

Speaker 1: I don't know him. You're my grandpa, Rick. Rick and Morty, 100 years.

Speaker 4: This place totally might go up, by the way. Here's a bunch of countdowns. 1 of

Speaker 0: them's probably accurate.

Speaker 1: You're Jerry, right? Boy, you have really arced out. Were you putting on pants?

Speaker 0: What? Oh, yeah, no, I was naked to fuck with a guy. Speaking of, did you talk to me or a little kid around here?

Speaker 1: Maybe. Why? Because if you hate them, too, I could be down for a little team-up.

Speaker 0: I really don't team up anymore managing people such a headache Jerry goddamn dude badass why are you here buddy I have been asking myself that exact same question. Whoa! You found me! You found me!

Speaker 2: You found me! You found me!

Speaker 0: What the fuck? Rick! I'm no good to anybody until I resolve this arch nemesis crap. That's why I removed myself. I've become the thing I hate.

It's like a Netflix drama down here. I did you a favor. Fuck yeah, I got you. Okay, I can work with that.

Speaker 1: Wow, are those all the places Rick prime could be

Speaker 0: I wish Morty it's all the places he is Welcome to my darkness

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