After Uncle Ruckus takes a DNA test telling him he's 102% African with a 2% margin of error, he seeks out the help of Riley, Huey, and Robert to show him how to be Black. Watch more of The Boondocks on HBO Max: http://bit.ly/3hRw9rU

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Uncle Ruckus Learns How to be Black | The Boondocks | adult swim

Well, I'm black now, but the first thing I did was quit all my jobs.

I don't know how I'm supposed to pay the bills.

You know, I might not even have Revit or Ligo.

Sit there reading books that make you think better of yourself, huh?

Black man can't get nowhere with his little pecan-sized mind.

So this is what I have to look forward to as a black man, huh?

Just sitting around playing PlayStation all day, waiting for the next Madden to come out.

Maybe I should go out and put rims and all kinds of goofy shit on my truck.

We probably gonna die any second now from 1 of these conditions and diseases that niggas get.

You name it, diabetes, gout, high blood pressure, asthma, sick or self.

You're the exact same fool you were last week.

You were black then, you're black now, and you're gonna be black tomorrow.

If you give it a chance, you might actually like it.

Then maybe lady will buy loud stereos and B-rate women and rap lyrics.

shit you niggas put on your feet nowadays?

LeBron James, Allen Iverson, can I get a shoe named after a white man, please?


Speaker 0: Well, I'm black now, but the first thing I did was quit all my jobs. I don't know how I'm supposed to pay the bills. Probably have to start selling crack. Or rapping. Or rapping about selling crack.

You know, I might not even have Revit or Ligo.

Speaker 1: Okay, I'm black. What am I supposed to do now? So this is it, huh? Is this what you do all day? Sit there reading books that make you think better of yourself, huh?

Black man can't get nowhere with his little pecan-sized mind. So now you can read. Now what? What you gonna do now? Oh, uh-huh.

Nothing. That's what I thought. You know why? Because we niggas, both of us. And that's...

And that's all we ever gonna be. That's all we ever gonna be.

Speaker 0: So this is what I have to look forward to as a black man, huh?

Speaker 1: Just sitting around playing PlayStation all day, waiting for the next Madden to come out. Maybe I should go out and put rims and all kinds of goofy shit on my truck. We probably gonna die any second now from 1 of these conditions and diseases that niggas get. You name it, diabetes, gout, high blood pressure, asthma, sick or self.

Speaker 2: Oh, Ruckus, stop. This is all in your damn head. You're the exact same fool you were last week. You were black then, you're black now, and you're gonna be black tomorrow. Ain't nothing wrong with being black.

If you give it a chance, you might actually like it.

Speaker 1: Mm-hmm. Ruckus,

Speaker 2: what are we doing here?

Speaker 1: Well, this is what niggas do, right? Buy sneakers. Then maybe lady will buy loud stereos and B-rate women and rap lyrics.

Speaker 0: Is this the kind of

Speaker 1: shit you niggas put on your feet nowadays? It look like a damn astronaut shoe. I'm black. I'm not walking to the moon. I'm walking to the liquor store.

Rooker, stop. Come on, man. LeBron James, Allen Iverson, can I get a shoe named after a white man, please?

Speaker 0: You

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