Chris returns from a quick trip to England and Bryan and Will notice something different about him. Posted on March 8th, 2012.

Make any noise when you have an orgasm yeah

I go like this hey welcome to the 10-minute podcast my name is Will Sasso

I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

He's been talking like this all day, everybody.

I don't understand what you're saying, you know He's like trying to take the piss out.

Okay, Chris shows up today and he's he's speaking in a British accent And he hasn't been dropped.

It's like I can't I think I think this is what happening You're making fun of me because I did a little tour of it the UK Weeks

you were that he wasn't there for you there for 2 days.

You know, you're not trying to take the piss out of me like that.

Okay, so you're telling me that you picked up this accent and you can't lose it?

thing ever, when people go someplace, and then they come back, and they start sounding like it.

Don't get your ball bag all in a fucking twist.

A ball bag is like, you know what you say in the States here, what is it?

I'm just fucking doing what I gotta do you know it's funny too when I was out over in the in the UK a busy came up to me.

A busy was like what you say here in the states a policeman or something.

Are you losing your American-isms now that you've been in the UK

No, you know, it's not like that, you know.

The policeman was like, hey, you bud, come over here.

You bud, get your blooming ass over here, you know.

I was like, okay, what if I don't get it?

It's not like I'm standing here drinking in the middle of the street.

I was just in Mexico for a little while exactly So, why are you talking like that

I'm not talking like this, it's like you're telling me somebody, you know, you treat me like a corker.

A corker is what you say, like extravagant, outstanding males.

You look at me, say, oh, that's a corker.

You're sounding even more British now than you were when

I've got a little cottage in here in America.

It's not, it has nothing to do with Britain or the UK.

Your ear-wigging on me fucking accent is what you're doing.

you know, we're actors, we all pick up characters and stuff I

here we go you're gonna flow go your fucking attributes You know what you gotta flog it out there and just put it out there everybody know look I'm not trying to get you trying to get off on me is what I'm

up accents We all start doing impressions and accents and picking up affects, but at some point you have to...

Yeah, look, I've been through a little bit of hard cheese.

I've been through a little bit of hard cheese.

I've never said I've been through a little hard cheese.

Here's something I like to do when when when I you know I sort of have fun doing an accent a character and I can't drop it.

I like to get it out You got to get it all out Chris.

You're gonna ruin your career You're Jacking me off.

You're jacking me lad, you're jacking me lad.

Kip is what you say in the States, it's like nap time.

Please don't be a knobhead what are you a bobble boy don't do that

to shut up I was with This bird she had amazing knockers it was amazing.

I was like hello take me to the knocking shop

we're gonna how about Would you like to sing a British song by a British band?

a British band and Chris is going to come off it by the end of this.

I don't even know what you're talking about.


Speaker 0: Make any noise when you have an orgasm yeah

Speaker 1: I go like this hey welcome to the 10-minute podcast my name is Will Sasso

Speaker 2: and I'm Chris

Speaker 0: Talia That's why you're

Speaker 1: listening to

Speaker 0: 10

Speaker 2: Minute Podcasts What's happening?

Speaker 1: What? Okay, he's clearly gonna keep this.

Speaker 0: Are you gonna, what are you doing? English accent now?

Speaker 1: Why do you have an English accent?

Speaker 2: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.

Speaker 1: He's been talking like this all day, everybody.

Speaker 0: He's messing

Speaker 1: with you.

Speaker 0: It's just, it's

Speaker 2: so silly. What are you talking about?

Speaker 1: We're doing the podcast now. Please just drop it. Please just drop it.

Speaker 2: I'm not dropping anything. I don't understand what you're saying, you know He's like trying to take the piss out.

Speaker 1: Okay, Chris shows up today and he's he's speaking in a British accent And he hasn't been dropped.

Speaker 2: No, I'm not. It's like I can't I think I think this is what happening You're making fun of me because I did a little tour of it the UK Weeks

Speaker 1: you were that he wasn't there for you there for 2 days. We're in the UK for like 2 days.

Speaker 2: Hold on, put your anchors on, mate. I didn't do that. You know, you're not trying to take the piss out of me like that.

Speaker 0: Okay, so you're telling me that you picked up this accent and you can't lose it?

Speaker 2: I don't pick up an accent. I don't hear it. I literally don't hear it.

Speaker 0: You don't hear what you're doing?

Speaker 3: It's the obnoxious

Speaker 1: thing ever, when people go someplace, and then they come back, and they start sounding like it.

Speaker 2: I know, it's weird. Don't get your ball bag all in a fucking twist. Excuse me? A ball bag is like, you know what you say in the States here, what is it? Ball bag.

Speaker 1: Yeah, we say that too.

Speaker 3: I'm nuts,

Speaker 2: man. I don't know. I'm just fucking doing what I gotta do you know it's funny too when I was out over in the in the UK a busy came up to me. Excuse me

Speaker 0: what's a busy?

Speaker 2: A busy was like what you say here in the states a policeman or something.

Speaker 1: You call that a busy

Speaker 2: yeah that's what we do.

Speaker 0: Are you losing your American-isms now that you've been in the UK

Speaker 1: for a week at

Speaker 2: the most? No, you know, it's not like that, you know.

Speaker 0: What did the policeman say to you? Have you been working on

Speaker 2: this character? The policeman was like, hey, you bud, come over here. Your wife? You bud, get your blooming ass over here, you know. Don't blow me off.

I was like, okay, what if I don't get it? Well, I'm not a bender. It's not like I'm standing here drinking in the middle of the street.

Speaker 1: I was just in Mexico for a little while exactly So, why are you talking like that

Speaker 2: I'm not talking like this, it's like you're telling me somebody, you know, you treat me like a corker. I'm not a corker.

Speaker 0: What the hell is a corker?

Speaker 2: You just kept me whining. A corker is what you say, like extravagant, outstanding males. Somebody's standing on stage.

Speaker 1: Chris, how long

Speaker 2: do you- Is it corky? You look at me, say, oh, that's a corker. I've never

Speaker 0: said that.

Speaker 2: That's not me.

Speaker 1: You're sounding even more British now than you were when

Speaker 0: we started.

Speaker 2: I'm not, I'm not, I am not. I've got a little cottage in here in America. It's not, it has nothing to do with Britain or the UK. It literally has nothing to do with

Speaker 0: that. You're getting crazy British right now.

Speaker 1: You don't hear

Speaker 2: that? Your ear-wigging on me fucking accent is what you're doing. Your ear-wigging on me accent.

Speaker 0: What's he saying?

Speaker 2: I don't know. Look, okay,

Speaker 1: you know, we're actors, we all pick up characters and stuff I

Speaker 0: Mean I was in the hangover, which is

Speaker 2: here we go you're gonna flow go your fucking attributes You know what you gotta flog it out there and just put it out there everybody know look I'm not trying to get you trying to get off on me is what I'm

Speaker 0: trying to get The thing is we all pick

Speaker 1: up accents We all start doing impressions and accents and picking up affects, but at some point you have to...

Speaker 2: You gotta drop it, I get it. You know, I'm not trying to have him try

Speaker 3: to do this. Well, did you drop it then?

Speaker 0: Instead of like...

Speaker 2: Yeah, look, I've been through a little bit of hard cheese. It's not gonna...

Speaker 0: You've been what?

Speaker 2: I've been through a little bit of hard cheese. You've been through a little...

Speaker 0: What's that?

Speaker 2: It's what you say in America. It's like...

Speaker 0: I've never said I've been through a little hard cheese.

Speaker 2: No, but it's like bad luck. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1: You just sounded so British.

Speaker 2: No, I'm not sounding British. I'm just doing what I'm doing. It's actually... I tell you what, I tell you what.

Speaker 0: I can barely understand you.

Speaker 1: Here's something I like to do when when when I you know I sort of have fun doing an accent a character and I can't drop it. I like to get it out You got to get it all out Chris. We don't purge this on you. You're gonna ruin your career You're Jacking me off. Everyone's gonna hate you the way we

Speaker 0: hate you.

Speaker 2: You're fucking getting me jacked,

Speaker 1: see you're crammed up. I'm gonna punch him in the face.

Speaker 2: You're jacking me lad, you're jacking me lad.

Speaker 0: What are you talking about? Don't jack me lad. I don't know what that means.

Speaker 1: Please, I'm

Speaker 2: gonna take a little kip. Kip is what you say in the States, it's like nap time.

Speaker 0: I don't say Kip in the States Knees up!

Speaker 2: Please don't be a knobhead what are you a bobble boy don't do that

Speaker 0: Tell him

Speaker 2: to shut up I was with This bird she had amazing knockers it was amazing. I was like hello take me to the knocking shop

Speaker 1: We're gonna purge you of this

Speaker 0: Ruining the podcast

Speaker 1: we're gonna how about Would you like to sing a British song by a British band? Oh, that's not, you're making it. You're a monkey. Let me get my guitar, hold on.

Speaker 0: You're a monkey. What's the point of this? Why are you doing this? You're literally going mad. Why are you gonna play a song?

Why are you doing this?

Speaker 2: I would like to do this, actually.

Speaker 0: Why are you doing this, Will?

Speaker 1: We're going to play a British song

Speaker 0: by

Speaker 1: a British band and Chris is going to come off it by the end of this. It will purge him of this idiotic thing.

Speaker 2: I don't even know.

Speaker 0: The accent, it'll help. It'll get him to lose the accent.

Speaker 2: I don't even know what you're talking about. Oh, I know this 1. They played this other 1. I was in the UK.

Speaker 0: You know the worst of this song?

Speaker 2: I literally don't hear it. I'm just going to sing this song. This is the oasis song. I know, it's wonderful. We all know that.

Today is going to be the day that they're going to throw it back to you. But now you should somehow realize what you've got to do. No. I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now His accent's worse, it's getting worse I don't

Speaker 0: feel like

Speaker 3: it's worse,

Speaker 2: I'm not doing it, I'm not even doing it

Speaker 0: You're not doing an accent?

Speaker 2: How about even... Back beat, the word on the streets, that's a fire in your zone. Damn, that's... I'm not sure you know the door before, but you'll never really have a doubt. It's not working.

I don't believe that anybody feels the way I do about you now I mean I'm just fucking standing there in the back of me gaff And I'm sitting here with my knickers like Oh the roads we have to walk are winding And like all the lights that lead us there are blinding like a million flashes in your eyes And there are many things that I would like to hush to you But I don't know why, or how, Or any which way we're doing it? It's way worse, Quill! Because it's like maybe, and then I'm not sure Are you gonna be the 1 that saves me? Not like from a burning building or a volcano But like emotionally

Speaker 0: and after all His face is getting really red

Speaker 2: You're my wonderwall

Speaker 0: His face is really red Chris, stop!

Speaker 2: I'll check it, second part now

Speaker 0: And after all You're my wonderwall

Speaker 2: Today is gonna be the day but

Speaker 3: the night will throw it

Speaker 2: back to you.

Speaker 3: But now you

Speaker 2: should have somehow realised what you're not to do. Just listen or don't believe that anybody foils the way of you. Foils? About denying. About denying.

Speaker 0: He's freaking out. His face is really red. Chris, stop. Stop playing

Speaker 2: the guitar. And all the rest of

Speaker 3: us are there 1 day. Will, stop

Speaker 0: playing the guitar. Foils the way I'm hiding, I'm being denied I know the road's so long, should I rewind it?

Speaker 2: And think I'm just listening, oh lord The days away are blinding And I'm

Speaker 0: doing the

Speaker 2: part of

Speaker 1: me taking

Speaker 2: the piss I have all these things that I would like to hush to

Speaker 0: you but I'm on my own Just sing it and I'll

Speaker 2: be there I'll be there So maybe it's gonna be the 1 that looks at me all corked out and says, save me It's

Speaker 0: not working, Will I'm singing it. No, no, no. I'm singing it. No, no. I'm singing it.

Maybe.

Speaker 2: No, no.

Speaker 0: It's not working, Will. It's like, check it out.

Speaker 3: No, no. No.

Speaker 2: No, he's spitting. Literally just standing there like a monkey. You might wonder. Oh. He's not even wearing

Speaker 0: pants anymore. God damn it. All right, stop playing. Just stop. Stop playing.

Just stop it. It didn't work.

Speaker 2: It didn't work?

Speaker 0: It didn't work? Chris, are you okay?

Speaker 1: Chris, Chris,

Speaker 2: Chris.

Speaker 3: What's happening?

Speaker 2: Oh, God damn it. Are you for sure? You can't even speak. You're just standing there like a puppy.

Speaker 0: Stop it.

Speaker 2: You're right Chris are you okay?

Speaker 0: Stop it Chris come back to us. He's not gonna do Whitney

Speaker 1: All your money and no you're never gonna be able to work again as an actor and you're gonna be You won't even be able to act in Britain.

Speaker 2: You sound more cockney

Speaker 1: than the Mighty Boosh guys.

Speaker 0: Chris, you're flipping out. Chris, come back to me. Look at me. You're not gonna be able to act on Whitney. There's so many woods and swords.

Chris. There's so many

Speaker 2: woods and

Speaker 0: swords. Chris.

Speaker 2: Am I a nut?

Speaker 0: Call, just call someone. You gotta call someone.

Speaker 1: I think we're gonna call someone. We're gonna get a speech there.

Speaker 0: Oh, he's lost the way to speech. I am a monster. Chris, I know it all by now.

Speaker 1: Thanks for subscribing On iTunes.

Speaker 2: Please, Chris.

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Speaker 0: Don't do this. What? I can't even see what the fuck he's saying. You're doing a console

Speaker 2: up in Cody Wubbles.

Speaker 0: His eyes are closed. They're right in

Speaker 2: the back of his head. His face

Speaker 0: is so red. You're a bum freezer. He just shit in the chair. He shit in the chair. Oh god.

Get a towel.

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