The video contains a series of humorous and sarcastic remarks about various topics, including the coronavirus, a sewer plant, a rat erotica piece, aviator glasses, and inappropriate behavior. The speaker claims to be America's naughtiest bitch and promises hope and vengeance.

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Brace yourself, because everything you're about to see is total horse shit.

You know, the thing you have to regularly convince your parents still exists.

Please stay inside, you extremely fragile maniacs.

♪♪ I want this magnificent piece of rat erotica, which someone bought in 1992.

I think aviator glasses should only be worn by hot pilots, cute babies, and cute baby pilots.

Dislocate my ankles, slap a restraining order on me, you forlorn...

Because you know this was inappropriate, right?

But just from the beginning, you were just like, what?

I believe I have something you're looking for, world.


Speaker 0: Brace yourself, because everything you're about to see is total horse shit. ♪♪ Get it! Get it, Kat! ♪♪ The coronavirus. You know, the thing you have to regularly convince your parents still exists.

Oh, you went to a Shoney's, did you? Who else was there? The whole town? Wow. Please stay inside, you extremely fragile maniacs.

♪♪

Speaker 1: The John Oliver Memorial sewer plant. Because it's full of... Just like you, John.

Speaker 0: ♪♪ I want this magnificent piece of rat erotica, which someone bought in 1992. There's no chance, right? We did it! Very nice indeed. I think aviator glasses should only be worn by hot pilots, cute babies, and cute baby pilots.

Choke slam me to hell, you nasty shed. Dislocate my ankles, slap a restraining order on me, you forlorn... Oh, fuck.

Speaker 2: You should be ashamed of yourself. Because you know this was inappropriate, right? But just from the beginning, you were just like, what?

Speaker 0: I was having some weird fun.

Speaker 2: Exactly. And now you're what?

Speaker 0: I'm America's naughtiest bitch. I believe I have something you're looking for, world. And it's called hope. The best is yet to come. Okay, then.

Tomorrow will be about solutions. Today is about vengeance. You

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