Taken from JRE #1913 w/Brian Redban:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5PfbZtyvYK68puChRtCES5?si=35111d3ad1184cf6

People thought that Trump NFT thing was fake for 3 days.

Your favorite president, better than Washington, better than Lincoln, play that because it's so ridiculous.

like the statue of Liberty torch in 1 of the pictures.

That makes me so sad Those Trumpers man, they fucking love him like he's the Dallas Cowboys.

You know, it's like they're just loyal to the team.

That's what they've, you know, there's a certain type of person in this country that feels unrepresented, you know?

I'm trying to get to the official website.

Hello everyone, this is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make.

They're called Trump Digital Trading Cards.

These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career.

You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles.

Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me.

I don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have.

Or golf with you and a group of your friends at 1 of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful.

I'm also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, autographing memorabilia, and so much more.

My official Trump digital trading cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting.

Buy 1 and you will join a very exclusive community.

And I think it's something you're going to like and you're gonna like it a lot.

So you can buy them with your credit card or crypto.

You bought 45 of them, you got invited to dinner.

You bought 45 of them, that's all it takes to go to dinner with

45000 dollars Yep, or no 400 oh man dinner yeah, I would have done that

Yeah, he's a table behind Bulletproof glass

I'm the best Your favorite dinner guest of all time

You buy 45 you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner with the president oh

my god, you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner Oh my god.

Can you look at the fine print does it say like you'll be with you know, and

Yeah he's eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on his plane,

know And I like how you're gonna be in an exclusive club and they show it like a helicopter

This is my helicopters the best helicopter No one's had a better helicopter better than Lincoln's Lincoln didn't have a helicopter Like you know stupid fucking horse

Why yeah, why did he also say that better than Lincoln better that definitely better than watch

He's leaning all in he's going full pro wrestling

Half of me wants to see that happen again, but

it's going to happen Yes, unless they put him in jail.

It's gonna happen and it looks like Biden's gonna run against him.

That's they've been saying It's crazy when and where is this?

Oh Mar-a-Lago cocktail hour The location will be at 1 hour.

They fucking gun everyone in the room down We will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip.

All costs and expenses associated with the live event, but not limited to.

They fly you in, they pay for everything, you don't have to tip anybody, you get upgrades.

Available to, but not limited to, all federal.

Yeah, I think they pay all your taxes on it.

Are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala.

Travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend.

I say I confused the period in miscellaneous because they didn't say miscellaneous they just said misc with a period at the end of it.

It says all costs and expenses associated with the live event made available to digital trading card owners including but not limited to all federal and state local taxes air and ground transportation gratuities airline luggage charges incidentals upgrades insurance service charge and other miscellaneous travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala dinner So it's the opposite of what I thought it was it's everyone you have to pay for everything.

You have to pay for tips airline luggage incidentals upgrade everything insurance Okay, when is the zoom call?

He came to the UFC He was behind us and came up to us put his hand on my shoulder And I looked up and it's fucking Donald Trump And I just pulled my head up and I think this guy said nice to meet you shook his hand regular fucking hand.

Yeah, and he put his hands on Daniel Cormier's like I would not want to fight this guy Would not want to fight this guy and Daniel's like, holy shit.

it's look I know he's a threat to democracy.

There's a lot wrong here It's not just that guy, but if you deny the humor of what that guy is Well, you're laughing at him.

You are opening the door to chaos, but art.

It's still funny You're not gonna stop people from laughing at that so you can't do that You can't stop people from recognizing how fucking insane it is to have an actual former president be on TV selling like Digital cartoons of himself saying they're the greatest.

They're so inexpensive for what you get I'm the best president better than Lincoln.

I'm your favorite He's a hunter who's built like the rock with a gun.

Imagine if he got a trainer and started getting jacked.

It almost looks like AI, but it also looks like he just got a Fiverr.

He just paid somebody 5 bucks to make it.

Everybody has to say their prayers and then

look to Trump for guidance before every meal.


Speaker 0: The Joe Rogan Experience

Speaker 1: People thought that Trump NFT thing was fake for 3 days.

Speaker 2: Oh my gosh.

Speaker 0: No, he's really jacked like that.

Speaker 2: Have you watched that commercial yet?

Speaker 0: Bro, how crazy is he? How crazy is he? Your favorite president, better than Washington, better than Lincoln, play that because it's so ridiculous. And this was like a big announcement. Sold out.

It's sold out. He's holding

Speaker 2: like the statue of Liberty torch in 1 of the pictures.

Speaker 0: That makes me so sad Those Trumpers man, they fucking love him like he's the Dallas Cowboys. You know, it's like they're just loyal to the team. It's like us against them. That's what they've, you know, there's a certain type of person in this country that feels unrepresented, you know?

Speaker 2: That is so funny though.

Speaker 1: Here's the website. I'm trying to get to the official website.

Speaker 2: Wow, just look at... Whoever... Look at this, look at this. It's just ridiculous. I can't believe this is real.

Speaker 0: This is real. Trump Tower is down.

Speaker 3: Hello everyone, this is Donald Trump, hopefully your favorite president of all time, better than Lincoln, better than Washington, with an important announcement to make. Collection right here and right now. They're called Trump Digital Trading Cards. These cards feature some of the really incredible artwork pertaining to my life and my career. It's been very exciting.

You can collect your Trump Digital Cards just like a baseball card or other collectibles. Here's 1 of the best parts. Each card comes with an automatic chance to win amazing prizes like dinner with me. I don't know if that's an amazing prize, but it's what we have. Or golf with you and a group of your friends at 1 of my beautiful golf courses, and they are beautiful.

I'm also doing Zoom calls, a one-on-one meeting, autographing memorabilia, and so much more. We're doing a lot. My official Trump digital trading cards are $99, which doesn't sound like very much for what you're getting. Buy 1 and you will join a very exclusive community. It's my community.

And I think it's something you're going to like and you're gonna like it a lot. They also make perfect gifts. So you can buy them with your credit card or crypto. All you need is an email address. Go to collecttrumpcards.com.

Speaker 0: Okay, okay, okay, I get it.

Speaker 1: You bought 45 of them, you got invited to dinner.

Speaker 0: Just imagine saying that. You bought 45 of them, that's all it takes to go to dinner with

Speaker 2: them Yeah, that's

Speaker 0: all you just gotta know Kanye

Speaker 1: max was a hundred you could buy

Speaker 2: 45000 dollars Yep, or no 400 oh man dinner yeah, I would have done that

Speaker 0: Yeah, he's a table behind Bulletproof glass

Speaker 2: right

Speaker 0: I'm the best Your favorite dinner guest of all time

Speaker 2: It's just like an Applebee's

Speaker 1: You buy 45 you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner with the president oh

Speaker 0: my god, you're guaranteed a ticket to dinner Oh my god.

Speaker 2: Can you look at the fine print does it say like you'll be with you know, and

Speaker 0: it's con. Yeah. Yeah,

Speaker 4: you're it's a virtual dinner

Speaker 0: Yeah he's eating Kentucky Fried Chicken on his plane,

Speaker 2: right,

Speaker 0: you

Speaker 2: know And I like how you're gonna be in an exclusive club and they show it like a helicopter

Speaker 5: But meanwhile, you just have

Speaker 2: an email with a photo in it.

Speaker 0: This is my helicopters the best helicopter No one's had a better helicopter better than Lincoln's Lincoln didn't have a helicopter Like you know stupid fucking horse

Speaker 2: Why yeah, why did he also say that better than Lincoln better that definitely better than watch

Speaker 0: this in man? He's leaning all in he's going full pro wrestling

Speaker 2: Half of me wants to see that happen again, but

Speaker 0: it's going to happen Yes, unless they put him in jail. It's gonna happen and it looks like Biden's gonna run against him. That's they've been saying It's crazy when and where is this? Oh Mar-a-Lago cocktail hour The location will be at 1 hour. They fucking gun everyone in the room down We will give you at least 30 days notice to plan your trip.

All costs and expenses associated with the live event, but not limited to. Oh, so they pay for everything. They fly you in, they pay for everything, you don't have to tip anybody, you get upgrades. Doesn't say that.

Speaker 1: All costs and expenses

Speaker 0: associated with the event. But not limited to.

Speaker 1: Available to, but not limited to, all federal.

Speaker 0: Yeah, I think they pay all your taxes on it.

Speaker 1: Are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala.

Speaker 0: Wait. Hold on. Hold on. Travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend. Oh, so there's a misc, miscellaneous.

I say I confused the period in miscellaneous because they didn't say miscellaneous they just said misc with a period at the end of it. Okay let's read that again. It says all costs and expenses associated with the live event made available to digital trading card owners including but not limited to all federal and state local taxes air and ground transportation gratuities airline luggage charges incidentals upgrades insurance service charge and other miscellaneous travel expenses are the sole and exclusive responsibility of those that attend the gala dinner So it's the opposite of what I thought it was it's everyone you have to pay for everything.

Speaker 2: Yeah

Speaker 0: Yeah, you have to pay taxes. You have to pay for your transportation. You have to pay for tips airline luggage incidentals upgrade everything insurance Okay, when is the zoom call? How do we get involved? You know he's got regular-sized hands

Speaker 2: Does he?

Speaker 0: Yeah, shook his hand. Really? He came to the UFC He was behind us and came up to us put his hand on my shoulder And I looked up and it's fucking Donald Trump And I just pulled my head up and I think this guy said nice to meet you shook his hand regular fucking hand. Yeah, and he put his hands on Daniel Cormier's like I would not want to fight this guy Would not want to fight this guy and Daniel's like, holy shit. It's 45

Speaker 2: 45 and 47

Speaker 0: it's look I know he's a threat to democracy. There's a lot of threats folks. There's a lot wrong here It's not just that guy, but if you deny the humor of what that guy is Well, you're laughing at him. You are opening the door to chaos, but art. It's still funny You're not gonna stop people from laughing at that so you can't do that You can't stop people from recognizing how fucking insane it is to have an actual former president be on TV selling like Digital cartoons of himself saying they're the greatest.

They're so inexpensive for what you get I'm the best president better than Lincoln. I'm your favorite He's a hunter who's built like the rock with a gun. These are crazy. These are so funny. Superman.

Look at the Superman 1. Super jacked. Imagine if he got a trainer and started getting jacked.

Speaker 2: The art style looks awesome, by the way. It almost looks like AI, but it also looks like he just got a Fiverr. Like, you know that website Fiverr? He just paid somebody 5 bucks to make it. It's perfect.

It'll look good over the kitchen table. Everybody has to say their prayers and then

Speaker 0: look to Trump for guidance before every meal. Look at him.

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