Taken from JRE #1957 w/Shane Gillis:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/01vldk4GsCQMoGmUvr7x5p?si=93457dd8057241d5

Anyway, let's take a look at this shithoarder.

I'm the only 1 I think who thinks this is hilarious.

I'm not just gonna, I think I'm just gonna not show it cuz it's known as yeah Don't don't show don't show it don't show it just show Shane's face ladies

actions shitting in bottles For a decade.

Yo, yo, wait, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

Hold on, hold on, she can't have the digits?

And then she's like sometimes it gets too heavy so I have to transfer pockets Bro,

God shut the fuck Shit everywhere dude What the fuck man

She goes, I can't be the worst hoarder you've ever seen.

man who has something to do with the smell?

This is the problem when you let kids think that

because I thought it was due to the mold and dust You have to tell me this because I I you don't know yeah, I mean some people would argue How do you not know that?

Theseus in the house is bad But wait, I don't smell it.

Like the entire time people are like She's like, yeah, there's mold in the walls.

And they're like, are you sure it's not the feces, the bottles of feces and urine everywhere?

Imagine if this was fake and then they conned us and that's like chocolate milk

Dude, so at the very end, this is the best part.

So at the very end, they're like, we're going to have to go in there and clear out all the all the stuff in there so all her foods contaminated She doesn't hurt.

That's covered in mold at 1 point They're like you can't eat that moldy bread.

She's like, I'm going to take the fucking mold off, obviously.

What do you think her digestive tract is like?

Because you get a certain amount of shit on your hands.

You know when they swab things, they find like human fecal matter on things all the time.

So like If you eat a chip after you touch a doorknob, there's some fecal matter probably that gets in there.

All right, so at the very end, they're like, we got to go in there.

And she's like, hold on, let me get 1 more night.

I'm going to go ahead back in there and eat some contaminated food.

And then she goes, and then the party's over.

What are you, You think it's a party to eat contaminated food.

She's like what do you guys fucking care?

I've been in there I've been in there eating poop for 12 years Well you get to that part at the very end the dude the dude what like she says it she goes What do you care?

I've been eating poop for 12 years as soon as he says he goes.

Oh Like just watching a dude get defeated by a lady.

I'm trying to explain this properly The music they play dramatic music she goes.

And he goes, he looks at her and she goes, I've been in there eating poop for 12 years.

They're giving her basically the intervention it's 2 people outside the lady of the guy Yes, yes, I'm gonna go ahead back in there

It's gonna be hard, but I'm gonna give up some stuff

I'm going to go ahead and eat some of the contaminated food, and then the party's over.

I have to get it, because when somebody goes on intervention, they want to get high 1 last time.

I'm questioning how the fake are not gonna laugh.

don't think it's fake, but I've been fooled before.

It seems like if you're, unless she's wearing prosthetics, it seems like she's suffering the effects of her poor diet.

Like the inflammation in her face from poop eating.

At the end, they bulldoze the house and put her in an assisted living home.

It sounded like a happy ending of Hoarders.

They said the house was beyond contaminated.

The city had to get involved and destroy the land.

It's pretty fun though, just a lady and her mom shitting in a bucket.

you ever see the lady who eats toilet paper?

Yeah She was just chewing up toilet paper and she said it was addictive

now There was a lady the worst the second worst hoarders is a lady who had like 90 dead cats in her house

She was like I don't want to say goodbye to these guys.

He's like, yeah, people try to talk about it, but do you try it for yourself or something like that?

don't knock it till you try it he has a million rats

Well you know there's like a temple in India where rats are have you ever seen that rat temple in India?

So this is a temple in India and These rats all hang out with everyone they eat with you They they like leave the rats they put milk out for them.

So As these people are all praying, like, dude, rats are everywhere.

Cause this is like, look, the rats just like eat their food and it's this Beautiful temple.

Let's see what this guy does he guy have an explanation?

They're born as rats when a rat dies It's born as us humans

That might seem preposterous to many in the West

But they've managed to create an environment where they live with rats Yeah,

well there's gonna be a new fucking plague if these guys keep doing this or not They better knock it off

I bet these dudes get viciously ill constantly.

No, yeah, you 100% get rat shit everywhere.

What if you and me wake up, rat, you're a rat dude.


Speaker 0: The Jerogan Experience

Speaker 1: Anyway, let's take a look at this shithoarder. Mmm. You ready?

Speaker 2: Am I ready?

Speaker 1: No one's ready. Never? I'm the only 1 I think who thinks this is hilarious.

Speaker 2: How will we blur this out? I'm not just gonna, I think I'm just gonna not show it cuz it's known as yeah Don't don't show don't show it don't show it just show Shane's face ladies

Speaker 1: actions shitting in bottles For a decade.

Speaker 2: Oh my god. Oh my god.

Speaker 1: Oh my god.

Speaker 2: Oh my god. That's her? Here's the best part. Is that her? That's the lady?

Oh my god, there's shit everywhere.

Speaker 1: Dude. She. Oh my god. That's her shit bucket. Yo, yo, wait, watch, watch, watch, watch, watch.

Hold on, hold on, she can't have the digits?

Speaker 2: This is worse. Watch.

Speaker 1: That's her shit bucket? And then she's like sometimes it gets too heavy so I have to transfer pockets Bro,

Speaker 2: I can't

Speaker 1: do Shit everywhere dude

Speaker 2: God shut the fuck Shit everywhere dude What the fuck man

Speaker 1: so this is the interview here. She goes, I can't be the worst hoarder you've ever seen.

Speaker 2: Look at this sign. It says, I am okay.

Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah. What are you... This is the

Speaker 0: man who has something to do with the smell?

Speaker 2: This is the problem when you let kids think that

Speaker 1: they're okay

Speaker 0: because I thought it was due to the mold and dust You have to tell me this because I I you don't know yeah, I mean some people would argue How do you not know that? Theseus in the house is bad But wait, I don't smell it. It's like extremely dangerous.

Speaker 1: Okay. Stop stop stop stop

Speaker 2: She I will fucking throw up.

Speaker 1: She's so matter-of-fact the entire time. Like the entire time people are like She's like, yeah, there's mold in the walls. That's why it smells like that. And they're like, are you sure it's not the feces, the bottles of feces and urine everywhere? And she's like, what?

No, that can't be it. Like, no, that's definitely it. She's like, well, that's news to me.

Speaker 2: Imagine if this was fake and then they conned us and that's like chocolate milk

Speaker 1: and toilet paper. You can tell this lady's gone. Maybe she's a really good actress. My mom used to put poop in a jug.

Speaker 2: Okay.

Speaker 1: Okay. Dude, so at the very end, this is the best part. So at the very end, they're like, we're going to have to go in there and clear out all the all the stuff in there so all her foods contaminated She doesn't hurt. She doesn't have a refrigerator. She says bread on the ground.

That's covered in mold at 1 point They're like you can't eat that moldy bread. She's like, I'm going to take the fucking mold off, obviously. They're like, all right. At the very end

Speaker 2: they're like- You just poop everywhere?

Speaker 1: Shit, everywhere, dude.

Speaker 2: What do you think her digestive tract is like?

Speaker 1: She's eating progressive soup, dude.

Speaker 2: With shit in it.

Speaker 1: She's eating nothing but soup.

Speaker 2: Because you get a certain amount of shit on your hands. And diarrhea. Anyway. In your bottles, dude. Yeah.

You know when they swab things, they find like human fecal matter on things all the time. Like doorknobs and stuff. So like If you eat a chip after you touch a doorknob, there's some fecal matter probably that gets in there. This lady's eating.

Speaker 1: All right, so at the very end, they're like, we got to go in there. And she's like, hold on, let me get 1 more night. I'm going to go ahead back in there and eat some contaminated food. And then she goes, and then the party's over. They're like, you mean a party?

What are you, You think it's a party to eat contaminated food. She's like what do you guys fucking care? I've been in there I've been in there eating poop for 12 years Well you get to that part at the very end the dude the dude what like she says it she goes What do you care? I've been eating poop for 12 years as soon as he says he goes. Oh Like just watching a dude get defeated by a lady.

I'm trying to explain this properly The music they play dramatic music she goes. What do you guys fucking care? And he goes, he looks at her and she goes, I've been in there eating poop for 12 years. And he goes, oh. She takes the guy's soul, dude.

It's right, it's towards the very end. They're giving her basically the intervention it's 2 people outside the lady of the guy Yes, yes, I'm gonna go ahead back in there

Speaker 0: It's gonna be hard, but I'm gonna give up some stuff

Speaker 1: This guy

Speaker 0: I'm going to go ahead and eat some of the contaminated food, and then the party's over. I have to get it, because when somebody goes on intervention, they want to get high 1 last time. The party ends for me tomorrow. How is eating contaminated food a party? I'm...

Why the f*** does it matter? I've been eating poop for 12 years.

Speaker 1: See, no 1 else thinks it's funny. Dude, dude, dude. I'm questioning how the fake are not gonna laugh. No 1 else thinks it's funny.

Speaker 2: That's so beyond

Speaker 1: reality. I

Speaker 2: don't think it's fake, but I've been fooled before. True. That's how it works. It seems like if you're, unless she's wearing prosthetics, it seems like she's suffering the effects of her poor diet. Like the inflammation in her face from poop eating.

Speaker 1: At the end, they bulldoze the house and put her in an assisted living home. It sounded like a happy ending of Hoarders.

Speaker 2: They said the house was beyond contaminated.

Speaker 1: The city had to get involved and destroy the land. They just salt the earth.

Speaker 2: That's so insane.

Speaker 1: It's pretty fun though, just a lady and her mom shitting in a bucket.

Speaker 2: Before that, what was the worst 1? The lady who eats toilet paper?

Speaker 1: Remember that lady? Did

Speaker 2: you ever see the lady who eats toilet paper?

Speaker 1: That was my sick addiction or whatever. Is that what it was? It's 1 of those. I didn't even I never even watched it. I watched this what hoarders ever.

I never watched orders

Speaker 2: Yeah She was just chewing up toilet paper and she said it was addictive

Speaker 1: now There was a lady the worst the second worst hoarders is a lady who had like 90 dead cats in her house

Speaker 2: Oh, and

Speaker 1: she was saving them. She was putting them in the fridge. She was like I don't want to say goodbye to these guys. Oh my god. She takes them out.

She takes them out for the camera. Their eyes are deteriorated. She's got a- it's so fucking funny. Oh no,

Speaker 2: don't show me this. Come on, man. Rat collection.

Speaker 1: Oh, guys got a rat collection. Oh, rat collection. Dude, rat collection. Watch this guy at the beginning. He goes- Oh boy.

He's like, yeah, people try to talk about it, but do you try it for yourself or something like that?

Speaker 2: Why

Speaker 1: don't knock it till you try it he has a million rats

Speaker 2: Well you know there's like a temple in India where rats are have you ever seen that rat temple in India? Oh, dude, this is wild. So this is a temple in India and These rats all hang out with everyone they eat with you They they like leave the rats they put milk out for them. The rats are all drinking milk. They all share.

Speaker 1: Yeah.

Speaker 2: It's the weirdest thing. It's like a temple filled with rats. So As these people are all praying, like, dude, rats are everywhere. Everywhere. So they're not treated poorly.

Speaker 1: Well, they got this wrong.

Speaker 2: But it's really weird, man. Cause this is like, look, the rats just like eat their food and it's this Beautiful temple. Let's see what this guy does he guy have an explanation?

Speaker 1: No, I mean he's here.

Speaker 2: Let's see what he says when they die. They're born as rats when a rat dies It's born as us humans

Speaker 0: That might seem preposterous to many in the West

Speaker 2: so they're just chilling

Speaker 0: people here

Speaker 2: But they've managed to create an environment where they live with rats Yeah,

Speaker 1: well there's gonna be a new fucking plague if these guys keep doing this or not They better knock it off

Speaker 2: Seems like it's working fine. Maybe that's how you avoid a player.

Speaker 1: I bet these dudes get viciously ill constantly.

Speaker 2: Imagine the diarrhea they get. Bro, Indian food and rat shit.

Speaker 1: You hang out with rats All day.

Speaker 2: They're shitting all over the place. That's the thing. It's like oh, it's peaceful. No, it's rat shit. No, yeah, you 100% get rat shit everywhere.

Speaker 1: But what if they're right dude? What if you and me wake up, rat, you're a rat dude. Thankfully Some guy's giving you milk.

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