Taken from JRE #1962 w/Eddie Huang:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/3piWvugV9PHQyXZCfCsRlk?si=ef0b012272614a0b

They have to just go, listen, you guys are just fucked.

We need someone from another planet to come and be like, this is the truth, stop denying it, don't talk your way around it.

Like imagine if Russia moves nukes into Belarus, right?

And then 1 day there's some sort of a critical exchange, and they go, that's it, that's enough.

And they just, whooo, a giant ship hovering over the battlefield, where everybody's like, holy fuck.

And you realize that this thing is from another planet.

It sends out a bunch of satellite ships and they come down and these things get out.

Would you do it that way If you were an alien or would you force these dummies to create artificial intelligence that eventually takes them over?

Would you conquer them that way if you if you looked at these like imagine?

I just want to think about this way imagine if we went to some sort of a jungle and someone had given the chimpanzees missiles.

And the chimpanzees just fucking launching missiles.

We'd be like, yo, we gotta kill those chimpanzees.

They're fucking shooting at planes, they're shooting at boats, we gotta kill them.

If we were a threat, they would absolutely kill us.

And the fact that they haven't killed us means we're clowns.

Like, my brother's feeling is, and he's smarter than me and he reads much more alien stuff.

He's I was like, yo, if they're here, why haven't they killed us?

Like he's like, I think they're doing research.

And I'm like, all right, if they're doing research, then they're just going to let us die.

And they're just like, they're probably watching us on screens, just laughing.

I would imagine we're pretty funny to watch.

They can't even drink water in Philadelphia, you know?

Like, yo, check out Housewives Philadelphia.

You should have seen what happened in East Palestine like the aliens are watching us like Bravo

probably I bet they're probably monitoring nuclear sites because they're 1 of the things that has been reported in the past, and again, you don't know if it's true or not.

You don't know if you're getting, this brings us back to what we were originally talking about.

You don't know if you're getting bullshitted.

You don't know, if you weren't there, and they don't have any physical evidence for you to watch, or see, or touch even physical evidence you can watch we know that could be horseshit but most likely it's not if it comes from official channels but like it doesn't mean they don't exist like even if some of you think that it's nonsense you think it's silly that might be part of the plan Part of the plan might be make it seem silly.

That way you could just be around all the time and people talk about it and even the Pentagon talks about it.

Like well okay you hit the right frequency then.

Yeah and that means They're a much more evolved civilization than us.

Yeah, they're playing Yeah, they're also they recognize that we we have a real susceptibility to groupthink And we were real susceptible and if you can trick people into thinking that UFOs are silly.

Oh god What do you think about other life forms from another planet?

So silly What a great way to trick people.

If you could do that, and you did exist, you could make it so that talking about you carries a social consequence.

So if you're in polite society, right now, nowadays in 2023, you can have a conversation about UFOs because the New York Times wrote an article about it.

Did you see that article in the New York Times?

Did you see the Pentagon had a discussion?

Because no 1 writes faster than this guy.

He's done terrible things and he survives and he's among us and it's just like, is Woody Allen an alien?

might be the worst take I've ever heard from you.

It's like, look at the things he's accused of doing and he walks among us.

Well, not really because I don't know if actors are as willing to work with him anymore and I don't know what kind of distribution, how has that affected his films and what he does and what he's allowed to do, I don't know.

Like his own family's come out against him and he's still out here.

Like even Bill Cosby had to go to court, at least.

But the idea, what I guess I'm saying is the concept that you're saying is they're like they're among us and they've made themselves a laughing stock and a joke so as to avert an invasion.

I don't even know necessarily they're among us.

I don't know if the things that people are seeing, I don't know, I think those are probably, I'm just guessing, I shouldn't even say probably, but I think those could be drones.

I think they could be super sophisticated drones that we don't understand because they've done all of this science in a way where they never made it public.

That's not, that's not likely, but it is possible.

It's 1 of those things where you're like, man, you don't know.

Like if they were very clever and they started doing this at a certain point in time in history, and they were almost like a movie, where they had this, like, secret laboratory where they hired the top physicists and they gave them some fake jobs, like, oh, I'm in charge of fertilizer reproduction at this, you know, this chemical plant bullshit.

This guy is, he's over there back-engineering UFOs.

You know, like, what if, what if they really do have some crash shit that they found in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 and they've been trying to figure out how to back engineer that and they're getting closer.

Like, Optimus Prime looks like the illest alien.

Like, I just hope that it's Optimus Prime.

I want a little, tiny, gray dude that could read minds.

I don't want the bullshit, new age, fucking robot.

What if it was like Woody from Toy Story?

They come down here, they're like, what the fuck, Woody?

When the end of the movie, I believe it's her dad.

I think the alien tells her, I'm pretty sure it's her dad, and it tells her, like they're walking together, it's like, this, whatever we are is too much for you to handle, so I've shown myself in this form.

It's really, it's a really good movie, man.

It was written by the original novel was by Carl Sagan and They converted it into 1 of the best like alien movies of all time because it was like an intellectual, dramatic movie about contact with an alien race and how it was probably gonna present itself.

And it was very, very novel, because you know, Carl Sagan was fucking brilliant.

And the movies be predicting the reality.

If they were gonna make contact with you, Why would they freak you out and come looking like some fucking weird stick figure with a giant gray head?

You motherfucking, you don't want to let it go.

I love how you get on the ridiculous point.

No one's coming to him to think how to run the world.

But what if he's amongst us just making these silly movies, but really just gathering data?

Yeah, and giving us the deepest insights into our souls for these films.

And you know why I really like Woody Allen as an alien?

Because I do feel if the aliens came they would be fucking Knicks fans that's why interesting really Woody Allen alien yeah the Knicks are the greatest


Speaker 0: The Jorogun experience. We need the aliens.

Speaker 1: We need the aliens. We need

Speaker 0: them to come down. We need the aliens. They have to just go, listen, you guys are just fucked. You're not going to sort this out. Stop.

Speaker 1: We need someone from another planet to come and be like, this is the truth, stop denying it, don't talk your way around it. What do

Speaker 0: you think would happen? Like imagine if Russia moves nukes into Belarus, right? Which is supposedly happening. And then 1 day there's some sort of a critical exchange, and they go, that's it, that's enough. And they just, whooo, a giant ship hovering over the battlefield, where everybody's like, holy fuck.

And you realize that this thing is from another planet. It sends out a bunch of satellite ships and they come down and these things get out.

Speaker 1: It's not far from reality.

Speaker 0: Would you do it that way If you were an alien or would you force these dummies to create artificial intelligence that eventually takes them over? Would you conquer them that way if you if you looked at these like imagine? I just want to think about this way imagine if we went to some sort of a jungle and someone had given the chimpanzees missiles. And the chimpanzees just fucking launching missiles. We'd be like, yo, we gotta kill those chimpanzees.

They're fucking shooting at planes, they're shooting at boats, we gotta kill them. Right, they're too wild. They would come in and kill them, right? I bet they would do that with us.

Speaker 1: If we were a threat, they would absolutely kill us. And the fact that they haven't killed us means we're clowns.

Speaker 0: I think they can

Speaker 1: stop that. We're absolute clowns. Like, my brother's feeling is, and he's smarter than me and he reads much more alien stuff. He's I was like, yo, if they're here, why haven't they killed us? He goes, they don't care.

Like he's like, I think they're doing research. And I'm like, all right, if they're doing research, then they're just going to let us die. And they're just like, they're probably watching us on screens, just laughing. You look at these idiots. Look at these idiots.

Speaker 0: I would imagine we're pretty funny to watch.

Speaker 1: They can't even drink water in Philadelphia, you know? Yeah. I know, right? It's like housewives for them. Like, yo, check out Housewives Philadelphia.

They don't got water now. You know? You should have seen what happened in East Palestine like the aliens are watching us like Bravo

Speaker 0: probably I bet they're probably monitoring nuclear sites because they're 1 of the things that has been reported in the past, and again, you don't know if it's true or not. You don't know if you're getting, this brings us back to what we were originally talking about. You don't know if you're getting bullshitted. You don't know if it really happened. You don't know, if you weren't there, and they don't have any physical evidence for you to watch, or see, or touch even physical evidence you can watch we know that could be horseshit but most likely it's not if it comes from official channels but like it doesn't mean they don't exist like even if some of you think that it's nonsense you think it's silly that might be part of the plan Part of the plan might be make it seem silly.

That way you could just be around all the time and people talk about it and even the Pentagon talks about it. Nobody cares. Like well okay you hit the right frequency then.

Speaker 1: Yeah and that means They're a much more evolved civilization than us.

Speaker 0: Yeah, they're playing Yeah, they're also they recognize that we we have a real susceptibility to groupthink And we were real susceptible and if you can trick people into thinking that UFOs are silly. Oh god What do you think about other life forms from another planet? So silly What a great way to trick people. If you could do that, and you did exist, you could make it so that talking about you carries a social consequence. So if you're in polite society, right now, nowadays in 2023, you can have a conversation about UFOs because the New York Times wrote an article about it.

You can say, did you see that? Did you see that article in the New York Times? Did you see the Pentagon had a discussion?

Speaker 1: So yo, What if Woody Allen is an alien? Because no 1 writes faster than this guy. He's made so many good films. He's done terrible things and he survives and he's among us and it's just like, is Woody Allen an alien? How did he figure out- That

Speaker 0: might be the worst take I've ever heard from you.

Speaker 1: Bro, but what is the exact tone? It's like, look at the things he's accused of doing and he walks among us. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 0: Yeah. Like he's uncancellable. Well, not really because I don't know if actors are as willing to work with him anymore and I don't know what kind of distribution, how has that affected his films and what he does and what he's allowed to do, I don't know.

Speaker 1: Like his own family's come out against him and he's still out here. Like even Bill Cosby had to go to court, at least. Yeah. You know?

Speaker 0: At least.

Speaker 1: And he's still out. He came back outside, like... Yeah. It's dark. Yeah.

Woody Allen as an alien is dark.

Speaker 0: Well, I don't think he's an alien. I think

Speaker 1: he's just

Speaker 0: a flawed human being.

Speaker 1: But the idea, what I guess I'm saying is the concept that you're saying is they're like they're among us and they've made themselves a laughing stock and a joke so as to avert an invasion.

Speaker 0: I don't even know necessarily they're among us. I don't know if the things that people are seeing, I don't know, I think those are probably, I'm just guessing, I shouldn't even say probably, but I think those could be drones. I think they could be super sophisticated drones that we don't understand because they've done all of this science in a way where they never made it public. That's not, that's not likely, but it is possible. It's 1 of those things where you're like, man, you don't know.

Like if they were very clever and they started doing this at a certain point in time in history, and they were almost like a movie, where they had this, like, secret laboratory where they hired the top physicists and they gave them some fake jobs, like, oh, I'm in charge of fertilizer reproduction at this, you know, this chemical plant bullshit. This guy is, he's over there back-engineering UFOs. You know, like, what if, what if they really do have some crash shit that they found in Roswell, New Mexico in 1947 and they've been trying to figure out how to back engineer that and they're getting closer.

Speaker 1: Dude, I just want to meet Optimus Prime. Like, Optimus Prime looks like the illest alien. Like, I just hope that it's Optimus Prime. That would be fucking sick.

Speaker 0: I want a little, tiny, gray dude that could read minds. I want the traditional. I don't want the bullshit, new age, fucking robot. I want a truck. I don't want a truck.

Speaker 1: Sam with Woody.

Speaker 0: What if it was like Woody from Toy Story? What if that's who the aliens are? They come down here, they're like, what the fuck, Woody? Woody, you're the head alien? That's like that scene in Contact.

Remember in that Jodie Foster movie? Did you ever see Contact?

Speaker 1: Yeah, long time ago.

Speaker 0: When the end of the movie, I believe it's her dad. It comes to her as her dad. I think the alien tells her, I'm pretty sure it's her dad, and it tells her, like they're walking together, it's like, this, whatever we are is too much for you to handle, so I've shown myself in this form. Yeah, it's a heavy scene, dude. It's a heavy scene.

It's really, it's a really good movie, man. Do you remember that movie?

Speaker 1: Yo, I do I haven't seen it in a while.

Speaker 0: It was written by the original novel was by Carl Sagan and They converted it into 1 of the best like alien movies of all time because it was like an intellectual, dramatic movie about contact with an alien race and how it was probably gonna present itself. And it was very, very novel, because you know, Carl Sagan was fucking brilliant. Also, huge pothead. Carl Sagan, huge pothead. And the movies be predicting the reality.

That 1. That 1 is probably- I gotta watch this. It's probably how they would do it. If they were gonna make contact with you, Why would they freak you out and come looking like some fucking weird stick figure with a giant gray head?

Speaker 1: That was her dad, right? Yeah. Woody Allen.

Speaker 0: No! You motherfucking, you don't want to let it go. Why are you still hanging on

Speaker 1: to this?

Speaker 0: Why are you hanging on to this, Eddie?

Speaker 1: This is fucking ridiculous.

Speaker 0: It is ridiculous.

Speaker 1: I love how you get on the ridiculous point. Maybe that's right

Speaker 0: though. But let's look at it this way. What a better way to hide yourself. No one's coming to him for wisdom. No one's coming to him to think how to run the world.

But what if he's amongst us just making these silly movies, but really just gathering data?

Speaker 1: Yeah, and giving us the deepest insights into our souls for these films. And you know why I really like Woody Allen as an alien? Because I do feel if the aliens came they would be fucking Knicks fans that's why interesting really Woody Allen alien yeah the Knicks are the greatest

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