Taken from JRE #1969 w/Sam Tallent:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5JoBZzGvwJpzwie2Ingno4?si=71a1b87c7b14436d

The Jorogun Experience That's 1 of the things that they were really worried about when those murder hornets showed up.

I'd wear a bandana that had their shit on it That's how you know you're into the band.

Yeah, you show up like dog the bounty hunter, right?

Yeah, I think some of them were invasive but some but obviously they know what the fuck they're doing They go in there and they murder everybody

I mean that's the definition of invasives eating someone's young after you crush them.

And eating 30, killing, just chopping the heads off, 30,000 of them.

Invasive murder hornets are officially back in the US.

I figure they serve some purpose out there.

They just don't make honey I don't think I know my grandma.

Honey, mad honey, it's up there somewhere.

Where'd you get your hands on murder honey?

It's those guys that do psychedelic honey.

Psychedelic's a strong word for what I experienced.

I didn't take much, so I just experienced a light euphoria.

But apparently if you go too much, it's really rough.

Isn't it like a bunch of kids banging each other?

It's not just fucking deleted scenes from Epstein's discs.

Datura is Terrence McKenna swore off of it when he was talking to a guy in an open-air market, and the guy thought that they were back at his house in the living room, and he realized somewhere along the line of the conversation, the guy didn't know where he was.

Right now, in the moment, in an open-air market, he thought that he was in his apartment.

That sounds like a fun thing to do here on the podcast.

No, because they were making sure he wasn't traveling with this stuff after he did the podcast.

Good, that was my biggest fear was breaking the law.

Just like really get the spoon wet and then suck the spoon.

And then think about all the diseases you could be getting from me.

I'm going to go full Creedence Clearwater.

It's legal to purchase in the United States according to this.

by the way When that guy came in here and gave it to me and said that he brought it in that was a lie He lied he got it from someone who legally purchased it here in America and he brought it over

The rules are there because they're good.

The rules are only They're always because they're good.


Speaker 0: The Jorogun Experience That's 1 of the things that they were really worried about when those murder hornets showed up. Oh yeah. Remember the murder hornets?

Speaker 1: Huh. Yeah. Yeah, that was a fun time.

Speaker 0: What a great name.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Murder hornets. It's a great band. Yeah. Huh.

Really good band.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Especially they're fucking rocking. Really rockin'.

Speaker 1: Murder hornets. Just a thrash band.

Speaker 0: I'd wear their t-shirt.

Speaker 1: Oh yeah. I'd wear a bandana that had their shit on it That's how you know you're into the band. Yeah, you show up like dog the bounty hunter, right?

Speaker 0: Yeah, I think some of them were invasive but some but obviously they know what the fuck they're doing They go in there and they murder everybody

Speaker 1: I mean that's the definition of invasives eating someone's young after you crush them.

Speaker 0: And eating 30, killing, just chopping the heads off, 30,000 of them. Invasive murder hornets are officially back in the US. Finally. They've entered the slaughter phase.

Speaker 1: The slaughter, what is this, the purge? Oh my God.

Speaker 0: So those are the ones, man. Did you know that hornets pollinate too?

Speaker 1: They have to do something. They're

Speaker 0: all pollen.

Speaker 1: I figure they serve some purpose out there. They just don't make honey I don't think I know my grandma.

Speaker 0: I take murder hot honey all day. I want to get some murder hornet, honey

Speaker 1: What about that honey? They had honey?

Speaker 0: Yeah, I have some you want some

Speaker 1: right now.

Speaker 0: Yeah, we could

Speaker 1: do it What's it gonna do to us

Speaker 0: You're gonna freak out a little bit.

Speaker 1: We have those shows this evening. Oh, what are you worried about? I know

Speaker 0: the guy who owns the club,

Speaker 1: we're fine. Where's the murder

Speaker 0: honey? Honey, mad honey, it's up there somewhere.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Where'd you get your hands on murder honey?

Speaker 0: Mad honey, it's mad honey. It's from Nepal. Yeah. It's those guys that do psychedelic honey. Yeah.

Yeah. Psychedelic's a strong word for what I experienced.

Speaker 1: What'd you experience?

Speaker 0: I didn't take much, so I just experienced a light euphoria. It was kind of interesting. Ooh. But apparently if you go too much, it's really rough.

Speaker 1: I love Euphoria. Great show, great feeling.

Speaker 0: Yeah. I haven't watched it.

Speaker 1: Oh, you should. But I

Speaker 0: do enjoy the feeling.

Speaker 1: You should watch some snippets of it. I'll send you some clips.

Speaker 0: Isn't it like a bunch of kids banging each other?

Speaker 1: Yeah, but they're of age legally. Oh, good. Yeah. Fine. It's not just fucking deleted scenes from Epstein's discs.

Is

Speaker 0: that it? Let me see.

Speaker 1: It's from Nepal.

Speaker 0: Yeah, that's it. That's the shit. Yeah, it's made from like Datura. So do you think we shake it? Datura is scary apparently.

Speaker 1: It is.

Speaker 0: I never fucked with that. Have you fucked with that?

Speaker 1: No, dude. It melts people's brains.

Speaker 0: Datura is Terrence McKenna swore off of it when he was talking to a guy in an open-air market, and the guy thought that they were back at his house in the living room, and he realized somewhere along the line of the conversation, the guy didn't know where he was. Right now, in the moment, in an open-air market, he thought that he was in his apartment.

Speaker 1: That sounds like a fun thing to do here on the podcast. Come on, buddy. Hey, man. You're here. Let's freak it out.

You're in Texas. I know. They love Mad Honey here.

Speaker 0: He got stopped at the TSA.

Speaker 1: Just a jar of that shit?

Speaker 0: No, because they were making sure he wasn't traveling with this stuff after he did the podcast. That's good.

Speaker 1: Do we know the dosage on this, Jamie?

Speaker 0: This is totally legal, by the way.

Speaker 1: Good, that was my biggest fear was breaking the law.

Speaker 0: Is mad honey legal? Just take a little teaspoon. Just get in there.

Speaker 1: I will take a little tea. You go first. Okay. Yeah. Are you scared?

Yes.

Speaker 0: That's more than I took last time.

Speaker 1: Oh good. Alright.

Speaker 0: It is honey. Yeah, it definitely tastes delicious. It tastes like...

Speaker 1: Smells bizarre.

Speaker 0: Don't take

Speaker 1: too much. I won't. I don't want you to die. Thank you.

Speaker 0: That's big of you. Just like really get the spoon wet and then suck the spoon.

Speaker 1: All right, I'm like the Dalai Lama.

Speaker 0: And then think about all the diseases you could be getting from me.

Speaker 1: I don't fear those. I think you've got a good ecosystem. Is that Felicitous and all that stuff? No, I'm not worried.

Speaker 0: Thank you. Appreciate it. You like it,

Speaker 1: right?

Speaker 0: Don't go in again. Don't go in for seconds.

Speaker 1: I'm not going for seconds.

Speaker 0: Don't fucking do it, Sam.

Speaker 1: No.

Speaker 0: Jesus. Well. All right. Let's see. Is this legal?

What do you mean? Let's find out. It's just honey. Yeah, this is a gag ladies and gentlemen

Speaker 1: faking it tastes bizarre

Speaker 0: It's just honey bitches

Speaker 1: Now my tongue is on fire.

Speaker 0: Well wait until it gets to your brain.

Speaker 1: I can't wait. This will be good. Do do do do do do do. Smoke on the water over here. I'm going to go full Creedence Clearwater.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Ugh. Mm-mm. Mad honey.

Speaker 1: It tasted bizarre. The label.

Speaker 0: It's legal to purchase in the United States according to this. There we go. It's legal fully legal

Speaker 1: It helps in weight management

Speaker 0: by the way When that guy came in here and gave it to me and said that he brought it in that was a lie He lied he got it from someone who legally purchased it here in America and he brought it over

Speaker 1: to me.

Speaker 0: Wink, wink.

Speaker 1: Yeah, that's for sure what happened.

Speaker 0: That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1: Yes. Yes. No way was this important. He's a good dude. There's no way he would do that.

Speaker 0: No. Why the

Speaker 1: fuck would he do that? The rules are there because they're good.

Speaker 0: The rules are only They're always because they're good.

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Joe Makes Sam Tallent Try "Mad Honey"