Taken from JRE #1990 w/Bert Kreischer:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/5lGE3iknhxc4xGI79bVcCe?si=c19359e90d00403c

I never thought, I never thought I'd meet Stylebender.

I never thought that motherfucker rolls up to my show in New Zealand, and first of all, he's way bigger than you think.

And the first thing he does, Joe, is he grabs my arm to like, dap me up, and he throws a knee.

And he gabs me by the back of the neck, and goes, you still think you can fuck me up?

I mean, he's 1 of my motherfuckers where I go, He treated everyone as if he wasn't the middleweight champion of the world.

He treated him as if he was just some guy that was into comic books and into anime.

And he met Jared Hess, the director of Napoleon Dynamite was at my show.

He was like, oh, you did Napoleon Dynamite and Jared Hess is going this is Israel Adesanya like holy shit and then and then Joe and Izzy I'm sorry if I tell to I talk too much sometimes We end up at a bar at like 3 in the fucking morning and he is I'm faded I don't know if he was drinking too much at all, I don't even know if he's drinking.

But we get pretty lit in a bar at 3 in the morning in New Zealand and he stands up and I stand up with him back to back, shirtless, both of us.

And we challenge everyone in the bar to a fist oh you have it oh this is what are you challenging everyone in the bar what are you doing you challenge fight challenging a bar to fight And this is in another country?

We were fuckin' Dude, this motherfucker is the coolest guy in the fucking world.

He's 1 of the coolest guys that's ever lived.

He goes, he stands up and he goes, his first words out of his mouth, I'll kill every motherfucker in the room for this man right here.

So then you know my shirt comes off, I go, I'll kill, I thought we were doing a Steve Harvey bit.

You ever seen Steve Harvey talk about his wife?

Oh, it'll make you cry, because I know how much you love your wife.

I thought Stylebender was doing a Steve Harvey bit, because Steve Harvey has this moment where?

He's doing an award show and he hears a song and he goes, ooh, I'm having me a moment.

And then, it's a cool moment, he goes, she's mine.

I will kill everybody in here about your ass.

Please understand that about the way I love you, Marjorie Elaine.

So you thought Stylebender was doing that?

Because Leanne sends me Steve Harvey clips, and she had just sent them, And I thought, he must have seen the clip, it must be going viral.

I thought he was doing style bender, so I go, I can't have a motherfucker in it!

We started going, I thought he was doing Steve Harvey.

And then we start going table to table, Joe.

We go table to table challenging motherfuckers.

Look, look at these big dudes behind him, these big Samoan guys.

And then I end up- Bro, this could have gone horribly wrong.

What if there was rugby players there or something?

He's the middleweight champion of the world.

Jesus, That must have been a drunk place.

And then he texted me the next morning like boom he's out.

And that dude I'll tell you I'm a ride or die for him.

We just talked about like you know something really important in life is celebrating.

Like celebrating victories, and I love the way he does that.

When he has a victory, he goes on like a celebration tour, And I feel like the universe then fucking is set right.


Speaker 0: The Joe Rogan Experience

Speaker 1: I was a joke. I was fucking around with Tommy. I never thought, I never thought I'd meet Stylebender. I never thought that motherfucker rolls up to my show in New Zealand, and first of all, he's way bigger than you think. He's way bigger than you think, okay?

And his hands are huge and they're soft. And the first thing he does, Joe, is he grabs my arm to like, dap me up, and he throws a knee. And he gabs me by the back of the neck, and goes, you still think you can fuck me up? And I'm like, I'm so sorry. I'm so, but you know what?

You know what? That guy is the coolest motherfucker. Like the coolest. I mean, he's 1 of my motherfuckers where I go, He treated everyone as if he wasn't the middleweight champion of the world. He treated him as if he was just some guy that was into comic books and into anime.

And he met Jared Hess, the director of Napoleon Dynamite was at my show. And he geeked out. He was like, oh, you did Napoleon Dynamite and Jared Hess is going this is Israel Adesanya like holy shit and then and then Joe and Izzy I'm sorry if I tell to I talk too much sometimes We end up at a bar at like 3 in the fucking morning and he is I'm faded I don't know if he was drinking too much at all, I don't even know if he's drinking. But we get pretty lit in a bar at 3 in the morning in New Zealand and he stands up and I stand up with him back to back, shirtless, both of us. And we challenge everyone in the bar to a fist oh you have it oh this is what are you challenging everyone in the bar what are you doing you challenge fight challenging a bar to fight And this is in another country?

Yes, this is in another country!

Speaker 0: Jesus Christ, Bert!

Speaker 1: We were fuckin' Dude, this motherfucker is the coolest guy in the fucking world. He goes, he stands up. He literally is. He stands up and he goes, who has that? He's 1 of the coolest guys that's ever lived.

On his Twitter. Oh, it's on his Twitter? Yeah,

Speaker 0: yeah, yeah. Oh shit.

Speaker 1: Oh, look at this. He goes, he stands up and he goes, his first words out of his mouth, I'll kill every motherfucker in the room for this man right here. So then you know my shirt comes off, I go, I'll kill, I thought we were doing a Steve Harvey bit. You ever seen Steve Harvey talk about his wife? No.

Oh, it'll make you cry, because I know how much you love your wife. His wife's name is Marjorie. I thought Stylebender was doing a Steve Harvey bit, because Steve Harvey has this moment where? He's doing an award show and he hears a song and he goes, ooh, I'm having me a moment. And he goes, that's our song.

And then, it's a cool moment, he goes, she's mine. Oh, this is it, this is it. This'll make you cry, man. I mean, I get emotional watching

Speaker 0: this. I just had a moment. And that's me and my wife's song, too. I met her 86, 87 when the song came out. Then God gave her back to me in 2005.

I put her name on the back, man. You understand me? That's mine right there. Yeah, I own you and you own me. I will kill everybody in here about your ass.

Please understand that about the way I love you, Marjorie Elaine. You understand me? I kill everybody in here. I swear to God, I'll kill everybody

Speaker 1: in here. I thought he was doing a... He goes, ask the Lord about me. I killed every motherfucking idiot.

Speaker 0: That's hilarious. So you thought Stylebender was doing that?

Speaker 1: Because Leanne sends me Steve Harvey clips, and she had just sent them, And I thought, he must have seen the clip, it must be going viral. Oh! I thought he was doing style bender, so I go, I can't have a motherfucker in it! He's mine, and I'm him! We started going, I thought he was doing Steve Harvey.

Oh my God! And then we start going table to table, Joe. We go table to table challenging motherfuckers. Who wants it? Look, look at these big dudes behind him, these big Samoan guys.

We're like, who wants it? Who wants it? And then I end up- Bro, this could have gone horribly wrong. I was challenging the female tables. Exclusively.

What if there was rugby players there or something? He's the middleweight champion of the world. I'm going to stand my fucking ground. Oh my god, that's so dangerous. We ended up buying the whole bar shots.

Oh, that's good. 3 times. Whoa. Fill them up. Round them up.

Jesus, That must have been a drunk place. It was. And then he texted me the next morning like boom he's out. He's out. I don't think he drinks as much as I do.

And that dude I'll tell you I'm a ride or die for him. He was the nicest. We sat and talked. We just talked about like you know something really important in life is celebrating. Like celebrating victories, and I love the way he does that.

I really do. When he has a victory, he goes on like a celebration tour, And I feel like the universe then fucking is set right.

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