Taken from JRE #2007 w/Adrienne Iapalucci:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Th3ZsDdw2OcWApAcaFUv8?si=74a9687589314562

There's 1 guy I knew had 3 of them and he would go over to his house and if you made noise like a yaowwwwww they would go woooooooo.

There's no telling them what to do, sit, lay down, fuck you.

You just cutting off their testosterone supplies.

I get it that you don't want them to have puppies, but you should just be in control of your dog Yeah, they're there.

It's just such a weird animal wolves You know because we killed him off and now we're like, let's bring him back

And have them in the park with other dogs that are have no fighting chance against if it goes nuts

Well that case that guy, you know had it supposedly as a pet.

I just think people get pet sometimes It's like you don't have to really know what you're doing to get

German Shepherd You can get a police dog German Shepherd like a really aggressive Very smart thinking like almost like a predator of people.

I mean, somebody, I think in Manhattan had like an alligator.

these like little animals where they're cute and then it like gets to be humongous and you're like this is a real problem.

Imagine like telling a girl at a club you have a baby tiger Like you don't want to fuck this guy like I do want to see this baby tiger

This is his alligator found in New York City Lake.

Oh my god So, what do you think happened there?

probably a pet and it got too big and somebody was like, I don't know what to do with this and he put it in this park in the water.

There's a half a million pythons in the Everglades.

They say that 99% of all of the mammals are gone.

Of everything, raccoons, deer, everything.

Maybe that's what you need to be hunting them.

Well, they are doing that what's crazy is in, California Python skins illegal So you can't it's banned.

You can't get Python in California Meanwhile on the other side of the country They're overrun with pythons Like they literally have wiped out all of the native wildlife.

425 don't cut tiger living in Harlem apartment.

I mean, imagine showing up to that and you're like, I'm outta here.

I think they're the most beautiful animals.

They're beautiful, but like, what are you doing in a tiny studio apartment

It's like some dude who met some dude who knows a guy who can get you a tiger.

Do you know there's more tigers in Texas in private collections than there are in all of the wild of the world?

Are they just like in their private backyards and stuff?

I mean, when they attack people, I'm like, yeah, I get it.

You're caging this animal that should be in the wild.

Texas is very strange when it comes to wildlife.

I want a baby zebra, not when it gets big.

Once it gets big, I'm gonna put it in that lake with that alligator.

Yeah, there's apparently like a couple thousand more Tigers in Texas than there are in the wild.

not so secretly hoping that Trump would pardon him

Yeah, Do you like this guy has like a probably a third level education?

talk those straight guys into fucking him.

Yeah, but I feel like rich people can get away with that.

hot women fuck ugly dudes that are rich You're like well Yes, absolutely.

I guess with some guys but everything it's like what works on everybody, you know, because like some things don't work on some people, but they work on other people.


Speaker 0: The Jorogun experience.

Speaker 1: But people have those things. They have those wolf breeds, wolf dogs. There's 1 guy I knew had 3 of them and he would go over to his house and if you made noise like a yaowwwwww they would go woooooooo.

Speaker 0: They would

Speaker 1: all just howl in. They're not dogs. It's so interesting. There's no telling them what to do, sit, lay down, fuck you.

Speaker 0: Those dogs should be out in the wild.

Speaker 1: Yeah, and this guy had them in a yard.

Speaker 0: It's kind

Speaker 1: of crazy.

Speaker 0: That's not what they should be. These dogs are wild. They should be out and, you know.

Speaker 1: It's also kind of crazy to fix them. You just cutting off their testosterone supplies. They're, oh, just get tired.

Speaker 0: I bet they're still pretty aggressive.

Speaker 1: They're not the same. They're definitely not the same. I get it that you don't want them to have puppies, but you should just be in control of your dog Yeah, they're there. It's just such a weird animal wolves You know because we killed him off and now we're like, let's bring him back

Speaker 0: And have them in the park with other dogs that are have no fighting chance against if it goes nuts

Speaker 1: Well that case that guy, you know had it supposedly as a pet. I just think people get pet sometimes It's like you don't have to really know what you're doing to get

Speaker 0: like a

Speaker 1: German Shepherd You can get a police dog German Shepherd like a really aggressive Very smart thinking like almost like a predator of people. Yeah. You know? And you could just get it. Anybody can get it.

Speaker 0: I mean, somebody, I think in Manhattan had like an alligator.

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah. Like you get

Speaker 0: these like little animals where they're cute and then it like gets to be humongous and you're like this is a real problem.

Speaker 1: I think a dude in the Bronx had a tiger.

Speaker 0: Sure, I see that happening.

Speaker 1: In his fucking house. This guy had a tiger at his house. Yeah, people are nuts.

Speaker 0: Imagine like telling a girl at a club you have a baby tiger Like you don't want to fuck this guy like I do want to see this baby tiger

Speaker 1: Where was this? This is his alligator found in New York City Lake. Oh my god So, what do you think happened there? Do you think that was like a pet? It was

Speaker 0: probably a pet and it got too big and somebody was like, I don't know what to do with this and he put it in this park in the water.

Speaker 1: That's the story of Florida. Florida's an amazing story. Florida's just overrun with pythons. There's a half a million pythons in the Everglades. They say that 99% of all of the mammals are gone.

Of everything, raccoons, deer, everything. Rabbits, they're all gone. Foxes, pumas, everything.

Speaker 0: Maybe that's what you need to be hunting them.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Well, they are doing that what's crazy is in, California Python skins illegal So you can't it's banned. You can't get Python in California Meanwhile on the other side of the country They're overrun with pythons Like they literally have wiped out all of the native wildlife. They're eating alligators now.

Speaker 0: That's crazy.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there we go. 425 don't cut tiger living in Harlem apartment. Oh my God. Oh my God.

Speaker 0: Yeah, that's part of the story. I mean, imagine showing up to that and you're like, I'm outta here.

Speaker 1: Oh my God.

Speaker 0: I'm not getting paid enough for this.

Speaker 1: I think they're the most beautiful animals.

Speaker 0: They're beautiful, but like, what are you doing in a tiny studio apartment

Speaker 1: with a tiger?

Speaker 0: No, it's insane.

Speaker 1: It's an insane person. It's like some dude who met some dude who knows a guy who can get you a tiger.

Speaker 0: Of course.

Speaker 1: Do you know there's more tigers in Texas in private collections than there are in all of the wild of the world?

Speaker 0: Are they just like in their private backyards and stuff?

Speaker 1: Tiger world.

Speaker 0: I mean, when they attack people, I'm like, yeah, I get it. You're caging this animal that should be in the wild.

Speaker 1: Yeah. Texas is very strange when it comes to wildlife. You can kind of own anything.

Speaker 0: Texas, this is like-

Speaker 1: You can get you a zebra.

Speaker 0: Just fucking nuts here. Anything goes.

Speaker 1: Get you a zebra, Adrienne.

Speaker 0: I want a baby zebra, not when it gets big. Once it gets big, I'm gonna put it in that lake with that alligator. I don't know. I care. Fend for yourself.

Speaker 1: Yeah, there's apparently like a couple thousand more Tigers in Texas than there are in the wild.

Speaker 0: Did you ever watch Tiger King?

Speaker 1: Oh, yeah,

Speaker 0: I mean just like such trash. I was great

Speaker 1: not so secretly hoping that Trump would pardon him

Speaker 0: Yeah, Do you like this guy has like a probably a third level education?

Speaker 1: Well,

Speaker 0: she's trying to make money

Speaker 1: talk those straight guys into fucking him. So respect

Speaker 0: Yeah, but I feel like rich people can get away with that. It's like why women

Speaker 1: right

Speaker 0: hot women fuck ugly dudes that are rich You're like well Yes, absolutely.

Speaker 1: I guess with some guys but everything it's like what works on everybody, you know, because like some things don't work on some people, but they work on other people.

Speaker 0: I think money always works on everyone.

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