Taken from JRE #2007 w/Adrienne Iapalucci:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/1Th3ZsDdw2OcWApAcaFUv8?si=74a9687589314562

If you're drinking water, you're drinking dinosaur piss.

All water on earth, at 1 point in time, if you just think statistically, the hundreds of millions of years that dinosaurs were around, all that water, at some point in time, was filtered out of a dinosaur's dick.

Is your work computer just like have the worst stuff on it?

Every glass of water you drink originally was in dinosaur urine Or originally was dinosaur urine I wanted to be urine I wanted to be real specific All the water you drink came from dinosaur urine just be ridiculous

The way I asked it someone did ask the question you're asking, right?

Are you, you are, yeah, you are drinking dinosaur pee every day.

The average American drinks 4 cups of water every day according to the U.S.

This is far short of the recommended 8 glasses, blah, blah, blah.

Whether it's tap, filtered, bottled, sparkling, or sourced from the Himalayan glaciers and sparkled with gold dust, you are actually drinking the liquid waste of an ancient beast says a science centric YouTube channel curious minds a video explaining this theory says that every small percentage of all the water in the world is available for drinking purposes But it's still a huge amount of water to provide for the needs of every human being that's ever walked on the surface of the earth for the last 200,000 years.

Every year, around 121,000 cubic miles of water, about the equivalent of 42 Lake Superiors, falls down on earth, constantly flows through the rivers, lakes, ground, reservoirs, and everywhere else it passes through, including inside the guts of people and the animals that drink it.

So what do dinosaurs have to do with all this?

Unlike humans who have been on Earth for a tiny fraction of the 186 million years that dinosaurs ruled the planet, the beasts were here far longer than we have ever been.

In that long span of time, it's very likely the dinosaurs have drunk all the water available back then.

And then all the water available now is simply water that has passed through a dinosaur's kidneys making its way through the never-ending water cycle.

That's crazy that dinosaurs were around for 186 million years.

If you told me they were around for 100 years, I would have believed it.

If it wasn't for that rock, they'd still be around.

That's what's interesting about life on other planets like if something like the dinosaurs does exist it takes something like the Yucatan impact to kill them and Then the little scrambly little Rodents and shit eventually evolved to become humans, but if that doesn't happen Forever and ever and ever it's just dinosaurs fucking things up and no 1 ever builds a house No 1 ever gets a Tesla

yeah every time you go outside raptors tear you apart There's you live in like tiny caves and they try to find you in there and they drag your kids out Yeah, they send a little Raptor in there and they grab your kid by the feet You crawl into little tunnels and holes as they nip at you and try to claw away at the rocks to get to you You never develop tools.

Somehow that submarine thing sounds less worse than that.

If you lived in that era, I think everything ate everything.

And the only way you didn't get eaten if you were like a stegosaurus, where you're just covered in armor, just to keep things from eating you.

I mean, imagine what kind of fucking hard life you have to be living in to develop the kind of skin a stegosaurus has.

Just armor everywhere you are, like a triceratops, everywhere you're armor, just to keep you from getting consumed.

So, That's the bright side of the impact.

Yeah, we're drinking dinosaur piss, and that's the bright side of apocalypse caused by an asteroid impact.

It's way better than dinosaurs still being around.

Not that I know, but I assume this is better.


Speaker 0: The Jerogan Experience.

Speaker 1: Piss is just dirty water. If you're drinking water, you're drinking dinosaur piss.

Speaker 0: Mmm, I love it.

Speaker 1: Do you know that? All water on earth, at 1 point in time, if you just think statistically, the hundreds of millions of years that dinosaurs were around, all that water, at some point in time, was filtered out of a dinosaur's dick.

Speaker 0: That sounds insane and not true.

Speaker 1: I think it's true.

Speaker 0: I don't think that's true.

Speaker 1: Let's see. I don't know. Okay, all water.

Speaker 0: How would you

Speaker 1: Google that?

Speaker 0: Is your work computer just like have the worst stuff on it? It's a separate browser, I'm sure it is.

Speaker 1: Yeah, well how would you phrase that? Every glass of water you drink originally was in dinosaur urine Or originally was dinosaur urine I wanted to be urine I wanted to be real specific All the water you drink came from dinosaur urine just be ridiculous

Speaker 0: The way I asked it someone did ask the question you're asking, right? Are you, you are, yeah, you are drinking dinosaur pee every day. Here's why. Ooh.

Speaker 1: Yeah. There you go. Yeah. You are drinking dinosaur pee every day. Here's why, from Tech Times.

The average American drinks 4 cups of water every day according to the U.S. Department of Agriculture. This is far short of the recommended 8 glasses, blah, blah, blah. Whether it's tap, filtered, bottled, sparkling, or sourced from the Himalayan glaciers and sparkled with gold dust, you are actually drinking the liquid waste of an ancient beast says a science centric YouTube channel curious minds a video explaining this theory says that every small percentage of all the water in the world is available for drinking purposes But it's still a huge amount of water to provide for the needs of every human being that's ever walked on the surface of the earth for the last 200,000 years. Every year, around 121,000 cubic miles of water, about the equivalent of 42 Lake Superiors, falls down on earth, constantly flows through the rivers, lakes, ground, reservoirs, and everywhere else it passes through, including inside the guts of people and the animals that drink it.

So what do dinosaurs have to do with all this? Unlike humans who have been on Earth for a tiny fraction of the 186 million years that dinosaurs ruled the planet, the beasts were here far longer than we have ever been. In that long span of time, it's very likely the dinosaurs have drunk all the water available back then. And then all the water available now is simply water that has passed through a dinosaur's kidneys making its way through the never-ending water cycle.

Speaker 0: That's crazy that dinosaurs were around for 186 million years. If you told me they were around for 100 years, I would have believed it. I know nothing about dinosaurs.

Speaker 1: Yeah, they were around forever. If it wasn't for that rock, they'd still be around.

Speaker 0: That's crazy. And now we get to drink their piss

Speaker 1: That's what's interesting about life on other planets like if something like the dinosaurs does exist it takes something like the Yucatan impact to kill them and Then the little scrambly little Rodents and shit eventually evolved to become humans, but if that doesn't happen Forever and ever and ever it's just dinosaurs fucking things up and no 1 ever builds a house No 1 ever gets a Tesla

Speaker 0: just pissing

Speaker 1: yeah every time you go outside raptors tear you apart There's you live in like tiny caves and they try to find you in there and they drag your kids out Yeah, they send a little Raptor in there and they grab your kid by the feet You crawl into little tunnels and holes as they nip at you and try to claw away at the rocks to get to you You never develop tools. Yeah, You never develop anything. You barely stay alive. You probably go extinct.

Speaker 0: Somehow that submarine thing sounds less worse than that.

Speaker 1: Yeah, probably.

Speaker 0: Being torn apart by a raptor.

Speaker 1: If you lived in that era, I think everything ate everything.

Speaker 0: Probably.

Speaker 1: And the only way you didn't get eaten if you were like a stegosaurus, where you're just covered in armor, just to keep things from eating you. I mean, imagine what kind of fucking hard life you have to be living in to develop the kind of skin a stegosaurus has. Just armor everywhere you are, like a triceratops, everywhere you're armor, just to keep you from getting consumed.

Speaker 0: That's crazy.

Speaker 1: Yeah. So, That's the bright side of the impact.

Speaker 0: I'm drinking dinosaur piss.

Speaker 1: Yeah, we're drinking dinosaur piss, and that's the bright side of apocalypse caused by an asteroid impact.

Speaker 0: It's not that bad. It's pretty good.

Speaker 1: It's way better than dinosaurs still being around.

Speaker 0: And it's way better than Donkey Kong. Yes. Not that I know, but I assume this is better.

Speaker 1: My coffee is Dinosaur Piss.

Speaker 0: Yeah.

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