Taken from JRE #2009 w/Duncan Trussell:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0uXxESjlzZ5VfvdA2nXe1t?si=6a692dcf3b3f4f8f

See, this is what I'm talking about, man.

This is the liminal or subliminal part of the human experience.

What you're talking about right now is upsetting to people.

But also a lot of people will say, don't even talk.

Like, and even though it's true, like, even though it's in plain sight, trackable traceable precedent for it in the past, not even that like astounding, you are supposed to like rest in this strange dream world where human beings experiencing some of the most power you can have in the world, don't go a little or totally or completely insane or don't get hijacked or don't get like we're supposed to pretend that doesn't happen right when you look at the president look like Does Biden seem like he'd be hard to trick?

Would you even have to trick them though?

I mean, I think It's so hard to know what goes on behind those closed doors when they're making decisions.

they sent an extra How many billion dollars did they accidentally sent to Ukraine?

Yeah, 6.2 more than they were supposed to.

That must have been a rough phone call to ask for it back.

Accounting error provides an extra 6.2 billion for Ukraine military aid.

I was on a little bit of ketamine when I was doing that, you whatever the transaction so, can you send back the 62 billion dollars 6.2 6.2 billion dollars.

I actually sent to you Can you just send it back as you think if it's a clerical error, right?

Then they're gonna be like, oh shit, you know, I didn't notice the 6200000000.0 dollars coming into my account That's how rich I am.

I'll send There's so much money cuz like at some point, you know, it's just...

The Pentagon said Tuesday that it overestimated the value of the weapons it sent to Ukraine by 6.2 billion over the past 2 years, about double early estimates resulting in a surplus that will be used for future security packages.

Oh don't worry about it just use it for future security packages.

just saying we're gonna keep sending money

It'll just go back into the pot of money that we have allocated.

Look at that future Pentagon stock drawdowns.

Ew Why does that sound like they're playing a game,

you know, I'm saying that's like sounds like a game

Carlin's got the ultimate bit on it man, like the evolution of war language, you know, it used to be called shell shocked, but then they changed it.

Like, it's like the military, the, the, whatever that language is, is inevitably confusing.

And it's also, it, it has this air of authority to it, like the judge wearing the robe.

Yeah, by talking about it that way, stock drawdowns and, you know, Pentagon allocated money.

The same money, but in May, they found 3000000000 more back then, so I don't know if that's 10, or if they just doubled what they found.

It's like we got to take it easy on these people and again like you, if you, even though it is like mainstream news.

That's what I like that's so brilliant about it is that they're just like yeah you know it's a pot.

We had a pot and it goes in the same pot as other stuff.

And no 1 has time to really start thinking about 3.2 billion dollars.

6.2 billion dollars that we've all Put into that pot like every single person living in America has put some dollars in that pot and some of those dollars You know bridges are fucking Collapsing, you know, it's it is should be mildly frustrating to people mildly frustrating to realize 6.2 billion dollars of like, fireman checks, teacher checks, nurse checks, the frontline workers, that money is like, doesn't that matter enough for them to be more careful about it?

And also when they fuck up like that, Where's the apology?

You just blew 6000000000 dollars of tax money and it was a mistake?

You're not keeping, imagine if your accountant made the same mistake, just basic accountant.

Would you keep that accountant as your accountant?

You gotta fire that accountant and get an accountant who doesn't misplace so much money, right?

And especially if the accountant didn't apologize, which is like, oh, right, well, as you see, we have a different pot where some of your money, it's a pot thing.

It's allocated, it's allocated into pots.

Do you know how complex our pot system is?

I've got a thousand pots back there, varying sizes.

They did change according to astrological shifts.

It's very wild that they just keep printing money.

Jacking up the inflation, printing money.

I love that 1 because mixed into the printing money thing, which obviously have money printers, what's really funny about that is somehow people believe that that money doesn't go just right hot off the press to people in the building.

Or that it doesn't, some of that money gets shifted around, or some of it is printed.

I know, I'm sure there's, no, there's securities in place.

We have securities in place, it's numbered, we've got the...


Speaker 0: The Jerogon Experience. See, this is what I'm talking about, man. This is the liminal or subliminal part of the human experience. What you're talking about right now is upsetting to people. But also a lot of people will say, don't even talk.

You're not even supposed to say that. Like, and even though it's true, like, even though it's in plain sight, trackable traceable precedent for it in the past, not even that like astounding, you are supposed to like rest in this strange dream world where human beings experiencing some of the most power you can have in the world, don't go a little or totally or completely insane or don't get hijacked or don't get like we're supposed to pretend that doesn't happen right when you look at the president look like Does Biden seem like he'd be hard to trick?

Speaker 1: Would you even have to trick them though?

Speaker 0: Maybe.

Speaker 1: I mean, I think It's so hard to know what goes on behind those closed doors when they're making decisions.

Speaker 2: Don't want to know. See,

Speaker 1: they sent an extra How many billion dollars did they accidentally sent to Ukraine? 6.2. 6.2 billion. It was an accident. They accidentally.

Speaker 0: They accidentally sent it?

Speaker 1: Yeah, 6.2 more than they were supposed to.

Speaker 2: Wow. But then

Speaker 1: they just sent some more.

Speaker 0: That must have been a rough phone call to ask for it back.

Speaker 2: Accounting error provides an extra 6.2 billion for Ukraine military aid. Whoops. Sorry.

Speaker 0: Hey, what's up? It's Duncan. Look, I kind of fucked up. I was on a little bit of ketamine when I was doing that, you whatever the transaction so, can you send back the 62 billion dollars 6.2 6.2 billion dollars. I actually sent to you Can you just send it back as you think if it's a clerical error, right?

Then they're gonna be like, oh shit, you know, I didn't notice the 6200000000.0 dollars coming into my account That's how rich I am. I'll send There's so much money cuz like at some point, you know, it's just... I don't even know what it is. There's billions, lots of billions. Yeah, it's pretty weird.

Speaker 2: The Pentagon said Tuesday that it overestimated the value of the weapons it sent to Ukraine by 6.2 billion over the past 2 years, about double early estimates resulting in a surplus that will be used for future security packages.

Speaker 1: Oh don't worry about it just use it for future security packages.

Speaker 0: It's a security package.

Speaker 1: Yeah it's a surplus.

Speaker 0: What do we know man?

Speaker 1: Security packages.

Speaker 0: We don't know shit and I'm

Speaker 1: just saying we're gonna keep sending money

Speaker 0: forever and ever and ever. It's a security package.

Speaker 2: It'll just go back into the pot of money that we have allocated.

Speaker 0: That's a big fucking

Speaker 2: pot. Future Pentagon stock drawdowns. Look at that future Pentagon stock drawdowns. Ew Why does that sound like they're playing a game,

Speaker 1: you know, I'm saying that's like sounds like a game

Speaker 0: Carlin's got the ultimate bit on it man, like the evolution of war language, you know, it used to be called shell shocked, but then they changed it. Like, it's like the military, the, the, whatever that language is, is inevitably confusing.

Speaker 1: It's confusing. And it's also, it, it has this air of authority to it, like the judge wearing the robe. Yeah, yeah, technotic. Yeah, by talking about it that way, stock drawdowns and, you know, Pentagon allocated money.

Speaker 2: The same money, but in May, they found 3000000000 more back then, so I don't know if that's 10, or if they just doubled what they found.

Speaker 0: Well, their keyboard's probably broken.

Speaker 1: It's a mistake it's a

Speaker 0: mistake shit like

Speaker 1: that makes mistakes for people but

Speaker 2: we're all doing the right thing.

Speaker 0: Easy to fuck it up man. It's like we got to take it easy on these people and again like you, if you, even though it is like mainstream news. Yeah. That's what I like that's so brilliant about it is that they're just like yeah you know it's a pot. We had a pot and it goes in the same pot as other stuff.

And it goes out there, everyone sees it. Everyone's busy, dude. And no 1 has time to really start thinking about 3.2 billion dollars. 6.2. 6.2 billion dollars that we've all Put into that pot like every single person living in America has put some dollars in that pot and some of those dollars You know bridges are fucking Collapsing, you know, it's it is should be mildly frustrating to people mildly frustrating to realize 6.2 billion dollars of like, fireman checks, teacher checks, nurse checks, the frontline workers, that money is like, doesn't that matter enough for them to be more careful about it?

And also when they fuck up like that, Where's the apology? You just blew 6000000000 dollars of tax money and it was a mistake? You're not keeping, imagine if your accountant made the same mistake, just basic accountant. Would you keep that accountant as your accountant? And if you did, you're a fucking idiot.

You gotta fire that accountant and get an accountant who doesn't misplace so much money, right? And especially if the accountant didn't apologize, which is like, oh, right, well, as you see, we have a different pot where some of your money, it's a pot thing. Allocated. It's allocated, it's allocated into pots. Do you know how complex our pot system is?

You should see it. I've got a thousand pots back there, varying sizes. They did change according to astrological shifts. Don't even worry about it. It's just a pot.

I kind of got to go. Come on. Like, it's so frustrating. It's so frustrating.

Speaker 1: It's very wild, dude.

Speaker 0: Very

Speaker 1: wild. It's very wild that they just keep printing money. Jacking up the inflation, printing money.

Speaker 0: I love that 1 because mixed into the printing money thing, which obviously have money printers, what's really funny about that is somehow people believe that that money doesn't go just right hot off the press to people in the building. Or that it doesn't, some of that money gets shifted around, or some of it is printed. I know, I'm sure there's, no, there's securities in place. We have securities in place, it's numbered, we've got the... Come on.

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