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if you could go back at any point in time and see how people were

just be like an invisible bulletproof bubble.

You could just exist and watch and No 1 would know you were there.

Occupy Wall Street, I'd be like, this is so quaint.

Really good idea, but it seems like you're not doing a lot with it.

That's allowing you to take place without Interacted with nothing can touch you impossible.

You're middle-aged whores Middle-aged whores were 8 back then.

The Great Mortality by John Kelly I was looking at.

The king of England showered 3 times in 3 months.

It was rare to change your clothes once a year.

they said about the Mongols, that their clothes, because there was animal skins.

Their clothes were like rotting off of them.

I would wanna see Genghis Khan take over cities in China.

at a Pol Pot village right before he comes.

He said to have taken only 3 baths in his life Louie took the trend for perfumery to new heights by Commissioning is perfumer to create a new scent for each day of the week Oh It was thought that water spread disease so the less you bathe the less vulnerable you were I probably did

Shitting into holes in the ground and not washing their assholes.

Everyone throwing their shit out of their fucking window.

That detailed when people were, like, at the beginning of the turn of the century in America and what it was like in like the early 1900s in American cities.

You think like Amazon's dropping off your produce?

No, like back then no one's dropping off jack shit.

This is an Article called the disgusting history of royal palaces hell.

Yeah, just the very like first thing That's a race court what about move because I have so much human waste that was accumulating

They actually did escape the disgusting messes large royal parties produced Palaces like Henry's Hampton Court had to be constantly evacuated so they could be cleaned of the accumulated mounds of human waste No plumbing Livestock and farmland also needed time to recover after supplying food for so many people.

Once the tour was over, Henry and a swelling court of over a thousand would keep moving for the rest of the year, traveling Frequently between the king's 60 residences in a vain attempt to live in hygienic surroundings So he just kept shitting in all his different houses didn't know not to just shit in your house.

You go outside, you might get hit with an arrow.

Oh my god, the hallways would become so caked with grime and soot from constant fires that they were fairly black.

The very crush of the court members was so dense that it made a thorough house cleaning impossible and futile.

Though cleanliness standards were subpar throughout the medieval renaissance and regency eras, royal courts were typically dirtier than the average small cabin or home.

I'll be honest, Europe still fucking stinks, dude.

Way thinner, but I'm saying UK is catching up

There's nothing wrong with being pasty, red and fed.

But yeah, you know they said in old New York they'd have to, they had a company that would just move dead horses on the road.

Because horses would just die and you just leave it there.

But It's like an old car that just breaks down.

by the way, imagine living in a whole city that's filled with people who took a fucking boat from Europe.

How do you how much do you really know about what's over there?

Yeah, then somebody lied to you at a bar in

and they show up and you're like, what is this black guy?

Yeah, you show up and they go, hey, you're going to fight in the Civil War.

You got to shoot at other Irish guys right away.

Let's take a chance on a different state.

How many people have they talked to that made that journey before them?

By March and they're like late May still works

They just assumed something over there They would eat like leather and shit


Speaker 0: The Jorogun experience.

Speaker 1: If you could go back,

Speaker 2: if you could go back at any point in time and see how people were

Speaker 1: living, it'd

Speaker 2: just be like an invisible bulletproof bubble. You could just exist and watch and No 1 would know you were there.

Speaker 0: Oh, that'd be fun if you were like 1890s

Speaker 2: Anything whatever you want

Speaker 1: Occupied France

Speaker 2: Occupy Wall Street, I'd be like, this is so quaint. Little you guys know what's coming.

Speaker 0: Soros has got more

Speaker 1: planned for us.

Speaker 2: Really good idea, but it seems like you're not doing a lot with it.

Speaker 1: Just kind of camping. Dark Ages plague.

Speaker 0: No, that'd be a nightmare.

Speaker 1: Just a street. You just want to see it. You're bulletproof. Bulletproof's a good detail, too.

Speaker 2: Yeah, you are in another universe. OK, you exist in another dimension. You're in a dimensional sphere. That's allowing you to take place without Interacted with nothing can touch you impossible. You're middle-aged whores Middle-aged whores were 8 back then.

Speaker 0: Everybody died at 15. Jack. That's a cougar. Eight-year-old cougar. Everybody was dying.

They were just dying. It was a book called

Speaker 1: The Great Mortality by John Kelly I was looking at. It was fucking crazy. The king of England showered 3 times in 3 months. Oh my God. And that was a scandal.

Everyone was like, this motherfucker.

Speaker 0: Is using up the water.

Speaker 1: He thinks he is something else. Right. No 1 should. It was rare to change your clothes once a year. God.

Well that's what

Speaker 2: they said about the Mongols, that their clothes, because there was animal skins.

Speaker 0: Made out

Speaker 2: of like rats and shit. They were literally, yeah rats. Living in them. They literally rot off of them. Oh my god.

Wow. Their clothes were like rotting off of them. There's 2 places I would go there. I would wanna see Genghis Khan take over cities in China. I would like to see that.

Speaker 3: I'd love to see somebody being

Speaker 1: at a Pol Pot village right before he comes. Shit like that, yeah.

Speaker 0: Imagine the pussy smell then. That's

Speaker 2: wild. Louis XIV was terrified of bathing. He said to have taken only 3 baths in his life Louie took the trend for perfumery to new heights by Commissioning is perfumer to create a new scent for each day of the week Oh It was thought that water spread disease so the less you bathe the less vulnerable you were I probably did

Speaker 1: Wow

Speaker 2: Shitting into holes in the ground and not washing their assholes.

Speaker 1: The cities were just... Same water. Everyone throwing their shit out of their fucking window. Oh, dude. No plumbing.

Slaughterhouses everywhere. Reading lights everywhere. Rats everywhere.

Speaker 2: That detailed when people were, like, at the beginning of the turn of the century in America and what it was like in like the early 1900s in American cities. You couldn't get food up to them. It was horrible. You think like Amazon's dropping off your produce? No, like back then no one's dropping off jack shit.

If you're

Speaker 0: living in

Speaker 2: the city no one's growing anything. Terrible nutrition.

Speaker 0: This is an Article called the disgusting history of royal palaces hell. Yeah, just the very like first thing That's a race court what about move because I have so much human waste that was accumulating

Speaker 2: They actually did escape the disgusting messes large royal parties produced Palaces like Henry's Hampton Court had to be constantly evacuated so they could be cleaned of the accumulated mounds of human waste No plumbing Livestock and farmland also needed time to recover after supplying food for so many people. Once the tour was over, Henry and a swelling court of over a thousand would keep moving for the rest of the year, traveling Frequently between the king's 60 residences in a vain attempt to live in hygienic surroundings So he just kept shitting in all his different houses didn't know not to just shit in your house.

Speaker 1: He's a hoarder. He just kept moving. You

Speaker 2: don't want

Speaker 0: to go outside.

Speaker 2: This room's done. You go outside, you might get hit with an arrow. Just shit in the palace.

Speaker 1: There's a guy with an axe outside. There's a

Speaker 0: million Jason

Speaker 1: Voorhees' outside. Everywhere you

Speaker 2: look. Oh my god, the hallways would become so caked with grime and soot from constant fires that they were fairly black. The very crush of the court members was so dense that it made a thorough house cleaning impossible and futile. Though cleanliness standards were subpar throughout the medieval renaissance and regency eras, royal courts were typically dirtier than the average small cabin or home.

Speaker 1: I'll be honest, Europe still fucking stinks, dude. Doesn't? I was just there last week.

Speaker 0: It was fucking stink. Really?

Speaker 1: None of the windows are great.

Speaker 2: No, we're

Speaker 1: fucking deodorant, dude.

Speaker 0: They got the BO, bad.

Speaker 1: That's true. They call us fat, dude. They stink like shit. I don't care.

Speaker 0: That's true.

Speaker 1: They do stink a lot. Ugh, it's the worst.

Speaker 0: I'm not doing great.

Speaker 2: Are they noticeably? Fatter

Speaker 1: Way thinner, but I'm saying UK is catching up

Speaker 0: UK's got some chokes

Speaker 1: on our heels. Yeah 10 years 20 years ahead of them. They're pasty.

Speaker 0: We got

Speaker 1: all the fast food and shit. They're getting it.

Speaker 0: They're gross fed like pasty and red.

Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with being pasty, red and fed. Some people like it dude. Some girls like it.

Speaker 0: Alright. But yeah, you know they said in old New York they'd have to, they had a company that would just move dead horses on the road. Because horses would just die and you just leave it there. What are you

Speaker 2: going to

Speaker 0: do, push it in a dumpster?

Speaker 2: Oh Jesus.

Speaker 1: Who paid for that, taxes? And there's horse shit everywhere, yeah.

Speaker 0: Oh, horse shit everywhere. But It's like an old car that just breaks down. You just leave it. And

Speaker 2: by the way, imagine living in a whole city that's filled with people who took a fucking boat from Europe.

Speaker 1: Everybody's a gambler, dude. Everyone's a gambler. Those are wild folks.

Speaker 0: Yeah. Ellis Island must have smelled horrible.

Speaker 1: A boat that might not get there

Speaker 2: might not get there by chance

Speaker 0: and right

Speaker 2: How do you how much do you really know about what's over there?

Speaker 1: Yeah, then somebody lied to you at a bar in

Speaker 2: 15 gold pants

Speaker 0: and they show up and you're like, what is this black guy?

Speaker 1: Yeah, you show up and they go, hey, you're going to fight in the Civil War.

Speaker 0: What the fuck is that?

Speaker 1: Wait, we're in a war with Italians here?

Speaker 0: We haven't

Speaker 1: even met them before. You got to shoot at other Irish guys right away. Weird. Oh, yeah, the Donner party. Let's take a chance on a different state.

Donner party. Oh, nice dude.

Speaker 2: We're nice to

Speaker 0: those people. Grandpa just died. He just keep walking.

Speaker 1: Should we go next year? We got to go this year.

Speaker 0: Yeah. God damn. There's something

Speaker 1: over there. Curiosity.

Speaker 2: How many people have they talked to that made that journey before them? Yeah? No a couple

Speaker 1: the 1 guy was like I know a better way

Speaker 2: guide

Speaker 1: By March and they're like late May still works

Speaker 0: They just assumed something over there They would eat like leather and shit

Speaker 1: yeah,

Speaker 0: just Boil a

Speaker 1: shoe fucking the whole time

Speaker 0: well

Speaker 1: in the back of those wagon. They're yeah, they would have kids Really yeah, there's nothing to do you just stuck in the back of a wagon They split up 1 of the 2 parties had 1 fucking axe for firewood And they were swinging it and then that fucking Axe handle just flew off 200 yards into the snow and they were like

Speaker 2: He couldn't find it

Speaker 1: it was gone what yeah, they had to leave lot of trees on fire That's a new 1. Did you read that book under the the indifferent stars above? No, we're just nearby there.

Speaker 0: Oh really?

Speaker 1: All the history's everywhere.

Speaker 2: Bro, that

Speaker 1: is so terrifying. When they found them, the snow drifts were so big that they were in pits of like 20 feet of snow. They would like, the people, the rescue people found them, they would like look in the pit, they'd see someone just like, yeah, eating humans. Like, oh we gotta just cover this pit.

Speaker 2: This person's dead too.

Speaker 0: Not to mention some fucking Choctaws coming at you with a face paint. Some bull on

Speaker 1: a horse. Some bullshit Chippewa.

Speaker 3: Yeah they had a couple Indian guides and

Speaker 1: then they saw them looking at them like drumsticks in those cartoons. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, you guys are on your own.

Speaker 0: Sacajawea. Sac lunch.

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