Theo Von is a stand-up comedian, television personality, host, and actor. Check out his podcast called “This Past Weekend”& "The King & The Sting" with Brendan Schaub both available on iTunes & YouTube.

Well you know alcoholics anonymous was created by a guy who was in the LSD

Jamie I want to show you through your sweater and saw a bad sweater sweatshirt you're wearing It's very cool.

But this is a symptom of everything that's wrong.

It's got fake short sleeves over long sleeves.

Yeah, I didn't know that when I bought it either.

But when you pull the sleeve up what happens?

So do you wear the 2 of them together or are they

There's a whole Rocky thing that this company did.

They had a whole bunch of pieces and I was like, oh, that's kind of cool.

So Sylvester Stallone is slated to come on the podcast.

So is that, but The upper shirt is just laid over the tops shorts long-sleeve shirt So you could wear 1 without the other like you could wear the short sleeve 1.

You know, but it's a it's the training montage.

it is not light at all I'm starting to sweat right now I know we shut the store,

but that'll make you stronger if you got a heavy shirt.

so We are here, and if some shit goes down.

I may have to bolt from the podcast because there's mandatory evacuations all around here.

Where I live, all in Ventura County, there's all these mandatory bees, yeah, honey bees.

I had to pull off La Cienega 1 time They had a bunch of bees on there.

you see, you know a lot of homeless people and they don't do anything But when bees show up, they fucking get to doing shit, you know That's 1 thing I noticed quickly.

Yeah, is it an interesting how they get motivated by bees?

know, you know, you know, you're not all cracked out once the bees show up,

dude I watched bees communicate with each other once I was on the set of fear factor and we covered these people with bees and then a neighboring colony a colony that actually lived there a local colony came

we're like what are you guys doing here and the bees all flew up in the sky together and sorted it out in the sky

it was wild we had a The guy told us like the beekeeper.

We got to back up get out of the area I'm like what so yeah, they have to communicate.

Yeah, it's like they have to talk it out.

I'm like whoa they talk Wow what are they gonna say?

There's Something going on with them that we, you know, we just kind of subtly, we sort of get what they do.

Yeah, they're kind of like little, little kind of liaisons, it seems like.

Like I wonder if in the future we'll know that like certain animals can like, you know, take messages around for us.

And like, if you told an animal something, it could go tell, you know, like a wonderful start using animals more.

Because animals are, we don't use them that much.

I mean, they're sitting around most of the time.

Right, I read something about, They were trying to encode information in DNA.

We could ask Mike Tyson about his pigeons.

But then pigeons used to carry short long distances.

But whatever for whatever reason it makes more sense with birds

right like a bird seems like you should be able to train it a little bit.

Let me ask you this if you had an important message.

What are you crazy with that goddamn thing?

It's eaten What if an eagle jacks him along the way the fate of your kingdom is at hand, sir?

Yeah, yeah, you can't put that on the back of 1 bird did I would send a bird?

Nobody would expect you know, like a little warbler or something or a nightingale

you got to send a bird that nobody wants to shoot though Yeah, like to shoot birds

Well owl to dude we had owl 2 Thanksgiving's ago.

It was pretty not last night before us it was pretty fucking cool pulled into the driveway and an owl took off It was big too.

you guys ate owls yeah, I think that's legal you probably shouldn't say that on the podcast

I even spit it out I'm not even joking yeah

and they had to they didn't have all the things they don't have a lot of meat on them it there I fucking don't like owls

they're predators they're important yeah you don't have rats everywhere

yeah but I you know there I think they're violent then they're dirty and they they get this owls Whoever did their PR you notice everything's they're smart and they can read and they're like

He's not eating owls the 1 in the middle looks like it's from another planet You know

that's what it really looks like that's what it looks like underneath all that fluff It's a little alien little alien raptor creature.

I was driving home when 1 was flying Above me on the road and dropped a rabbit He had got a rabbit and jacked it and flying with the rabbit and as he was flying just decided like Maybe he decided the car Was too close to him or was too loud or something like that I just dropped that rabbit and fuck it and I stopped the car and check it out.

That's flirting really it sounds like flirting.

Oh, I love a bird drops a rabbit at your feet

probably yeah like an Offering look at a guy for you more with that

They're predators man, we never thought of them growing up as predators.

Yeah, that's hot They told us they were wise they had that Monaco like fucking Like bud Friedman.

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