Brian Griffin, Rush Limbaugh, and Louis Griffin sing a song about a fictional place called Republicantown. 

From Fox's hit comedy series Family Guy

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I dream of Republican town, where men to the right of the aisle don't back down.

The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies, And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties.

And everyone prays to a proper right-wing god.

They've outlawed all abortions, late or early.

We just take it and we jam it back inside.

Oh yes, cause I dream of Republican Town.

The place where the happiest smile is Cheney's frown.

I'll bet you a buck you won't find a damn thing wrong Cause when you come down to it, this is where we all belong

like sweet Mickey Rourke and his gorgeous right wing scars.

Chuck Norris is 1 and he's got a right wing beard.

But aren't all his findings backed by science?

Careful, Lois, now you're sounding like a Jew!

We dream of Republican town Where Clinton is viewed as a crazy commie clown A

place where America's growing free and strong

Cause when you Come down to it, this is where we all belong!


Speaker 0: I dream of Republican town, where men to the right of the aisle don't back down. The streets are aglow with the smell of apple pies, And babies come out of the womb in coats and ties. Nice place, huh, Rush?

Speaker 1: It's a paradise, Brian. Trees grow from Republican sod. And everyone prays to a proper right-wing god.

Speaker 2: Republican Catholics?

Speaker 0: Yes, indeed, there are.

Speaker 3: Republican Muslims?

Speaker 0: Well, let's not go too far.

Speaker 3: No Muslims?

Speaker 0: There are too many tall buildings. They've outlawed all abortions, late or early. It's a sin we can't abide.

Speaker 2: What if you find a fetus

Speaker 3: left abandoned?

Speaker 1: We just take it and we jam it back inside.

Speaker 0: Oh yes, cause I dream of Republican Town. The place where the happiest smile is Cheney's frown. I'll bet you a buck you won't find a damn thing wrong Cause when you come down to it, this is where we all belong

Speaker 2: Who else lives here?

Speaker 0: Oh, big names, Lois. We're watching Republican stars

Speaker 1: like sweet Mickey Rourke and his gorgeous right wing scars. Chuck Norris is 1 and he's got a right wing beard.

Speaker 0: John Voight is another.

Speaker 1: He's just right wing weird.

Speaker 0: His daughter's pretty hot though.

Speaker 1: At 1 time, Brian. At 1 time.

Speaker 3: But how about global warming?

Speaker 0: It's a snow job by Obama and his crew.

Speaker 3: But aren't all his findings backed by science? Careful, Lois, now you're sounding like a Jew!

Speaker 0: Oi! We dream of Republican town Where Clinton is viewed as a crazy commie clown A

Speaker 1: place where America's growing free and strong

Speaker 0: Cause when you Come down to it, this is where we all belong!

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Family Guy - Republican Town