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Uncle Ruckus Loves White People | The Boondocks | adult swim classics

I've listened to your black ass talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks.

Ain't 2 of them in the history of the world that's worth a squirrel for it.

Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth.

Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man.

I don't see the need for you to go and insult the man after a game of checkers.

We've been reminiscing all day, looking into each other's eyes, acting like we like each other.

Now you gotta go ahead and remind me of my air man.

Every year my skin just seems to get blacker and darker and blacker and then more darker.

It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got.

Ruckus, how could you possibly love white people so much?

They smell like lemon juice and pledged furniture cleaner.

They gave us discipline, jobs, put structure in our lives, took us out the jungle.


Speaker 0: I've listened to your black ass talk all day about how much you can't stand black folks. Ain't 2 of them in the history of the world that's worth a squirrel for it. How much you love white folks? Best thing the good Lord ever did for the planet Earth. Ruckus, you black as the ace of spades, man.

I don't see the need for you to go and insult the man after a game of checkers. We've been reminiscing all day, looking into each other's eyes, acting like we like each other. Now you gotta go ahead and remind me of my air man. Air man? That's right.

You heard of vitiligo? Shoot, well I got re-vitiligo. Every year my skin just seems to get blacker and darker and blacker and then more darker. It's the opposite of what Michael Jackson got. Lucky bastard.

Ruckus, how could you possibly love white people so much? It's easy. Have you ever looked at them? White man just a joy to be around. They smell like lemon juice and pledged furniture cleaner.

And look at them. They gave us discipline, jobs, put structure in our lives, took us out the jungle. And what we do to show our appreciation? We march up and down the street. We vote, carry on, in grace.

Well, how about this? Game. ♪♪ Nigga. How about this? Game.

Nigga.

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Uncle Ruckus Loves White People | The Boondocks | adult swim classics